so cute im wheezing

Innuendos + Bonus Chat

Pairing: Steve x Reader

Request:

A Steve x reader where Tony makes really bad innuendos and Steve and the reader are to innocent to know what they mean


Tony has created a chatroom.

Tony has invited Bruce, Y/N, Steve, Scott, T'Challa, Rhodey, Peter.

Tony: Dinner tonight, all of us? I can make reservations at Rhodey’s favorite restaurant.

Scott: The one that spins?!

Tony: Yes, Scott. The one that spins.

Scott: I love that one! The waiting list is booked,  it would take months before we can eat there!

Tony: Oh, honey. When you’re a billionaire, you don’t need to wait.

T'Challa: And if they make us wait, I will just buy the restaurant. #RicherThanStark

Tony: … Who uses hashtags in a chat?!

T'Challa: #ObviouslyNotYou

Peter: I would love to come but… I have to study for a test tomorrow.

Tony: Aw c'mon kid, we haven’t seen each other in weeks! T'Challa just got back from Wakanda, Scott is finally free, and Steve and Y/N just returned from their 4 week long mission.

Bruce: Yeah, we miss you all!

Tony: Just one night! You’re smart, Peter. You’ll do fine in your test.

Peter: I guess…

Rhodey: #BadDad

T'Challa: #TonySucksAtParenting

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this is so cute what the f uck

IM FUCKING WHEEZING AT THE PART WHERE HE JUST LOOKS BACK AND FORTH OH MY GOD

Bias Selfie Tag!

Omg I forgot everyone who tagged me but @ugyeoms @chenlays @starry-jeno @iluvparkjihoon @dong-hyucks @spookyhyohyo (y’all are so cute I’m stilling yeLLING)

(the photo quality is like 3pixels wtf I give u p)

N ALSO FOR MY DOG BC SHE LOVES JOHNNY ALOT

But I Tag @tenyutotexts @blueberry-jisung @yoonohn @clockwork-lullaby @sketchingdead @trangabroad @itsmultifandomshit @spookyhyohyo @cuteyongs @fishtaeils ,,, sorry if you already did this tag kgomgom but ily all so,, alSO @haechan-haedamn bc ??? ur so cute pls (sorry i jUst tagged you omgmdmabs i knew i was forgetting soMeone))