- N: *Stroking Hongbin's hair* You're so cute.
- Hongbin, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you.
- N, lovingly: I know.
Imagine it's the end of your vacation with H and you two are just enjoying a nice bubble bath and you ask if you could shave off his stubble. He laughs a bit and says "yeh" and so you straddle him in a non sexual way and start to shave his face very carefully (you're brow is scrunched you bite your lip and H finds it so endearing it's killing him) anyway so it's really quite and H decides to let of a fake yelp and it scares you so bad and h is just laughing while you splash him "youre a prick."