so cute i could shit

me: *taking an exam* please focu–

my brain: u know how old people say shit like “you’re so cute I could just eat you up”???????? that is some WEIRD and unecessary shit like..Martha wheres ya deviantart account at lmao 

me:

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Are you kidding me. Are you freaking KIDDING me. Fifteen years we’ve been speculating on why Red gave up being Champion to live all the way out on godforsaken Mt. Silver, and as it turns out, it had nothing to do with him being a mysterious loner, or wanting to challenge himself, or getting stronger, or escaping any old demons from his past.

NOPE. As it turns out, Mt. Silver was just the only place on the goddamn map where Red could find 880 lbs. of food every day to feed his greedy fucking Snorlax. That’s all. That’s it. Mystery solved.

There are not words for how done I currently am with this series. Fuck it. I give up. Done. I’m out.

the monday morning clip in episode 4 s3 was so wild like isak and even were trying to have a casual conversation “are you going to party?” “lol no… I MEAN maybe are you   going  to party?” “yeah i thought    yeah wanna pre drink together?” “sure sure sure coolcoolcoolcool” as if they didn’t almost kiss three days earlier

i mean look at them. these nerds are terrible at playing cool

just wanted to drop by and say thank you for all the nice and cute messages about my bald head, i was overwhelmed by all the positivity (especially on tumblr) and instead of answering every single ask, lemme just say big fat THANK YOU to all of you who took their precious time to write me♥ it really means a lot to me and i appreciate it♥

when one of your otp has freckles and the other is just so amazed by those tiny spots that decorate their skin in such a cute way that they just want to kiss them and count them and remind the other (who may not or may be unconfident about their little blemishes) of how perfect they look on their skin

thats the kind of shit i live for

anonymous asked:

Imagine it's the end of your vacation with H and you two are just enjoying a nice bubble bath and you ask if you could shave off his stubble. He laughs a bit and says "yeh" and so you straddle him in a non sexual way and start to shave his face very carefully (you're brow is scrunched you bite your lip and H finds it so endearing it's killing him) anyway so it's really quite and H decides to let of a fake yelp and it scares you so bad and h is just laughing while you splash him "youre a prick."

THIS IS SO SWEET and he’d laugh so hard because you’re so cute and he’s such a little shit.

“Harry I could’ve cut you!”

“But you didn’t!”

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more screencap redraws i hATE T H IS EPISODE;;;;;

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Yeah, sure, this obviously confirms that they are not dating. Cause if two people are NOT dating, one of them would immediately think the other one is talking about a gift in a similar situation! YEP! NOT DATING AT ALL!