so come and get us

So I know like 90% of the fandom is against black paladin Keith and like for the most part, I’m kinda iffy about it myself. But hear me out. Black paladin Keith… whose right-hand man is Lance. Lance acts as an advisor of sorts, whom Keith trusts, no questions asked. If Shiro isn’t going to listen to Lance, Keith will. Keith already knows Lance is capable and takes the mission seriously (even though he seems to take little else seriously. That’s not to say he isn’t serious, just he copes differently). They have already experienced first hand that working together yields success. And already we can see that when it gets down the nitty gritty, they fall into a harmonious efficiency, despite the air of competitiveness between them. Keith is the drive and the passion and Lance, the patience and positivity. Together they make an unstoppable force. A good team, if you will. 

since this is a common topic in the fandom, us admins of fyeahyurionice have decided to make a fanfic rec page! 

what’s this page for you may wonder? to put it simply, this is a page made for fans to navigate easier and faster through yoi fics! all you have to do is fill in this form in which you include one of your favourite fic, or even your own writing, and submit it to us so we can add it to our fic rec page

since the page has just been created (literally), there are no fics to feature yet, so we are looking forward to see your recs & hopefully read them with everyone if time allows! ^ ^

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every mitch outfit: ptxperience edition (part one)

its been so long but im still trying to figure out how you could go from “i love you” to “i don’t care about you anymore” in such a short amount of time

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└ How can this adorkably cute mien be that of our oldest member? Muri desu~~ Too squishable~~

Cr: Arashi ni Shiyagare 11.03.2017

Ethan

I used to work at a school. It was my favorite job because I love being with children. I also used to babysit because working for the school, I was Certified in childcare and first aid so parents asked me often to watch their children for 8+ hours.

Now, I used to babysit this kid named Ethan. It was a nightmare. Ethan had no respect for anyone and threw tantrums when he didn’t get his way. It wasn’t his fault, his mother allowed it because “I don’t want him to hate me if I punish him”

I had to take my grandma to her Dr appointment one day and Ethan had to come with us. He was getting restless so I gave him a coloring book and some pencils. He ripped up pages and threw the book at me so I sat him in the corner and hovered him. The Dr called me over to sign out Granny and while my back was turned Ethan had slapped a nurses butt. I was mortified. I apologized and tried to get Ethan to as well, but he decided to slap my butt as well. A social worker happened to be there and saw all this and Granny told the SW the information on Ethan’s mom.
We then leave and grandma was hungry so we buy Burger Royal and Ethan throws a fit because he -only- eats 3 things; Ice cream with chocolate sauce poured on it as well as crushed Oreo bits, Mac & cheese, or nuggets from a bag. He falls to the floor and starts crying bloody murder because he didn’t like those nuggets…and I ordered him an Apple juice not a soda.
I had to sit with him in the car while grandma got our food to go because I honestly think someone called the cops on us with how loud that kid was.

Another time I babysat him it was at his house so I figured it’d be easy because we wouldn’t be in public. He got mad at me for not taking him to the pool because he told me “I’m going to cut you up into little pieces of meat and eat you”, so I punished him unless he apologized to me but he refused. I have the door deadbolted and chained, so I figured I could go to the bathroom real quick. Wrong. I’m gone for 2 minutes tops, and Ethan somehow opened the door and is now running into people’s apartments. I run into one and grab him by his shirt and drag him home, telling the people I’ll be by later to formally apologize.

I then put him in his room for the rest of the day because I’m just done with this kid and I need a break. Later I call him to the kitchen for dinner, and he sits down to eat… But he gets mad I made spaghetti so he throws the bowel at the wall. Once again, he’s sent to his room without dinner and I took away his remote so he couldn’t watch TV. He’s lucky I even left the light on for him to be honest.

His mother gets home and I explained everything and she tells me “Oh… He does that often. The neighbors usually keep their doors locked though.”

I swear my face had the twitching eyebrow with red anger marks, anime expression. I just sighed and told her I couldn’t handle babysitting him anymore. I did it for 3 months and each day was a nightmare. This lady was easily ruining this child. He started school a month later and got expelled the 4th day for biting 2 kids, his teacher, and the principal. His punishment? She told him “Oh Buddy, that’s not nice. Use your words.” Just… Wow.

Oh I have many stories on this kid. I’m pretty sure I made his Hit List, because he told me he had one… Creepy.

what he says: im fine

what he means: some str8 ppl actually believe that predatory wasp is about a dog. they actually think that i kiss him and i love him each day are lines about a boy and a dog. some of them don’t even sop to think it might be gay they actually heard the song and thought shit tis subaru boy really loves his Male Dog a lot. what the fuck. what the motherfucking fuck.

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Oh good. You have your coffee already.
Yeah? What of it? And what the hell are doing here?
I thought I kicked you out of here yesterday?
You did. You did. And you just seem like the kind of guy
who takes news better after he’s had his morning coffee.

You ever heard of getting to the point?
How about we step into your office, Bones?
Hey! It’s my office. You don’t get to invite us in…
So come on—let’s go—talk—in my office…

                     Dammit Jim. Get your feet off my desk.
                     So detective, you know how I am allegedly really
                     handy with computers?

                     Allegedly my ass…
                     Well I might have hypothetically hacked your email.
                     I mean it wasn’t hard with a password like that

                    Jim you’ve got five seconds before I ‘hypothetically’
                     shove my foot up your–
                    AS I WAS SAYING. Getting to the point like you said.

I know you actually want my help you are just
too stubborn to admit it. Am I close?

 ….Five. Four. Three.
I will take that as a ‘yes’. Good because
I sent your captain, posing as you of course,
an email request for your new CI.

Jim. I don’t have a new CI.
See that’s where you’re wrong.
You’re looking at him.

Oh, really?

                    He fell for this? Pike actually believed it was me?
                    I made sure not to use any big words in the email.
                   Remember what I said about my foot?
                   Easy, easy I am just kidding, Bones.
                   —Hey where are you going?

                  To go ask Pike if he wants to go to a ballgame with me—
                  where do you think I’m going? Going to tell him you hacked
                  my computer and that I didn’t request a damn thing.
                  Okay and while you do that I will go tell everyone your password is–
                  Alright! Alright. Fine but you do what I say and no funny business.
                  You know I was half-kidding. I didn’t think that would work.
                  You’re getting awfully embarrassed over a name.

                  Maybe I am just private, you ever think of that?
                 What I think is that this is definitely a topic to revisit another day.

AU McKirk: The Detective & Repeat Offender 2/?

how do i let kdin know i love and appreciate her

Gladio: Hey now! We’re finally making some headway.
Ignis: At last, we have broken the seal.
Prompto: Yeah, I don’t think that means what you think it means…
Noctis: It means we have to go.
Prompto: I know that. Oh, in there?

Hey NBs, esp anyone who’s a multi-gender type: do you ever feel like you’re not allowed to ID as NB unless you spend like…a Minimum Percentage of your time as each gender in your constellation?

Semi related gender question for all NBs, do or did you feel like you can’t come out officially until you’ve managed to wrestle your gender to the ground and staple a label to its stupid face?

kidxnothing  asked:

i think i've been a superbat trash since i had use of memory but only found out this year, then i got bored, then, then batjoker came, never, never thought of it, but they're so gay, and now, i love superbatjokes and LOVE your polyamorous draws nkajdnfskjds internet needs more of them!

THANK YOU THANK YOU, I’m so happy people are warming up to SuperBatJokes~ I’m also happy people are using the tag aaaa~ I LOVE both SuperBat and BatJokes, so I put them together;;; THANK YOU AGAIN, I’m glad you love my polyamorous ship~~ I’ll definitely try to draw more of them!!

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