so clever i can't do it!

Do you understand how much Sherlock wants to impress John? That man didn’t give any fuck about knowing the solar system. But then John expressed his amusement over the fact.

And then Sherlock is learning The obliquity of the ecliptic in his Mind palace.

  • Sherlock: *staring at a blank piece of paper*
  • Baby Watson: *climbs into his lap* Whatcha doing?
  • Sherlock: *scowling at the paper* List making.
  • Baby Watson: Oh. What about?
  • Sherlock: *exhales* I am listing all the things I dislike about Molly Hooper so that your bloody mother doesn't make me ask her out.
  • Baby Watson: *looks at the paper* It's blank.
  • Sherlock: *desperate* I know. Help me?
  • Baby Watson: *thinking* Hmmm, well, you could list all the things you like about her. At least then you'll have something written down and look clever.
  • Sherlock: *nods* Mmmm, and it keeps your mother off my back.
  • Baby Watson: *confused* Okay.
  • *later*
  • Sherlock: *storms into the morgue*
  • Molly: *looks up; smiling* Hi, Sher-
  • Sherlock: *marches towards her, grabs her face and kisses her*
  • Molly: *stunned*
  • Sherlock: *grumpy* You're going out with me tonight.
  • Molly: *swallowing* O-okay...why?
  • Sherlock: A five year old tricked me into realising how much I want to.
  • Molly: *chuckles* A five year old?
  • Sherlock: *sighs* The Watson ladies are a force to be reckoned with.
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Favorite BDJ moments in Something Rotten! (Brian’s final SR! performance countdown 9/10):  2 - God I Hate Shakespeare

“They say ‘Will you’re such a genius and your writing is divine!’
‘A rose by any other name is such a clever line!’
And they’re all ‘OOOH’ and he’s all ‘STOP’
and they’re all ‘YAY!’ and I’m all ‘UGGH’
and I’m REALLY GETTING SICK OF IT!
”  

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Told my friend I was going on a date with my dream man.  She dared me to kiss him.  So I took these photos to prove it. 

I title it: How to Seduce a Hawk OR: How to Get an All-Natural Lip Piercing.  

[Featuring magpiebones‘ red-tailed hawk, Tempest.]

one of my biggest problems with Sherlock is they make him so damn nasty? like yeah Conan Doyle’s Holmes is primarily interested in the intellectual exercise but he’s also concerned with helping others and justice and he’s odd and straight-talking but also charming and gentle, and honestly BBC’s Sherlock sucks all that softness out of him, the only impression I took away from it was Sherlock’s overwhelming obsession with himself and his own cleverness and his inability to speak kindly to anyone

You see, the problem with doing what’s best for yourself, is that everyone else is trying to do the same thing. You will hurt people, you will lose pieces of yourself inside empty promises and open chests, and you will ache all over again. There will be times when what is best for you will crush the souls of others, it will grind their bones to dust and pluck at their heartstrings. Do not be petty, do not stoop so low as to not apologize. Apologize profusely, tear open your chest and let your heartbeat reverberate your “sorry’s” through the air, you never meant to hurt them. But do not apologize for growing, do not be sorry for moving on, never apologize for picking up your pieces, do not apologize for finally being happy. They will try to bring you down, they will try to crush your bones and pluck at your heartstrings, do not let them. Their life does not concern you and yours should not concern them. We are all just trying to do what’s best for ourselves, and sometimes, sometimes people can’t move on. So let go, let go of their poison and forget about their pain, your heart will beat again and this time, this time you will not feel sorry for being happy without them.
—  O.C.

They leave love notes for each other around the flat. Not in the ordinary ways, mind you. Post it notes, scraps of paper, folded declarations of love just won’t do for these two extraordinary men.

John changes his passwords daily so that Sherlock has to figure out what he’s saying. Some of Sherlock’s favorites are: OfCoUrSEiL0vEuUidiot, WSSHisMINE4ever, wi11umerrieme, InoUasked1STnowTSmiTRN, and jhwluvswssh.

Sherlock hides his because he loves to see the small smiles on John’s face when he finds what Sherlock has left him. The bottom of John’s new mug that simply has a cartoonish heart at the bottom with their initials entwined. “I love you more than the work,” spelled out meticulously in red dye he accidentally spilled on the table. A book on pirates left on John’s table with one page of words blacked out except for “You are,” “my captain”, “I am”, “your”, “first mate.” A lovely composition on the violin that needed no translation and left tears in John’s eyes.

Both love these little sentiments and while sometimes the method may cause some irritation (really, cleaning up the red should have been Sherlock’s job given the initial shock) the meaning is always appreciated.

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no but please this is hilarious just listen

see this red giant thing ? That’s the Gym/Arena symbol.
do you know where they all are located ? In historical monuments (that’s to make us see our cities’ History, so clever !!) and guess what building is that, next to my appartement ?

A CHURCH

MY NEAREST POKEMON GYM IS A GODDAMN CHURCH

Because I had only ever seen the white peaks

Mountain, why do I beg for your attention?

I do not desire you because of your heights.

You have never been

a spiral to heaven and I have never looked for 

a shortcut to the sky.

I could run around you until my 

body turns to ribbon, and I am lost to the 

whims of winds.

I will never reach your peak.

                Mountain, will you give me a moment 

                of your memory? I need to tell you

why you caught my attention. There is a reason why I 

missed you like a friend only after I returned.

I think of his pointing finger and the way he told me how blue

you were. I know you heard it. I know you 

felt my eyes wander from 

              your peak.

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