so chill and also so hip

i’m so sad because there are so many amazing groups that are being slept on right now, y’all let me take u on a journey

  • ok you like groups that make u wanna go hard as fuck??? then listen to 24K
  • even their cute songs have a dope ass beat
  • speaking of damn good beats BIGFLO have a lot of um they get u so pumped and ready 2 go
  • boy groups that can go from cute to deadly in 0.003 seconds?? then high4 are the ones for you
  • groups that have hella dope dance moves, acrobatics and r just complete dorks then hop onto the SPEED train for a life of tears and joy
  • i know u want the weirdest kids that walk this planet that make damn catchy tunes
  • will also love you with everything they have because that’s what MYNAME do
  • OH! and you want to write fanfic about them? no need my lovely, they do it themselves
  • u want there to be instrument playing and beautiful vocals? give Royal Pirates a listen
  • some good head boppin tunes, great rapping and infectious ass dance moves then pls love Cross Gene
  • they also got them intimidating looking members that are actually the biggest fluffballs u know what i mean
  • groups that go hard but also wanna stab u in the feels? u deffo for N.Flying
  • absolute losers that just want to have fun? heck they danced with animated penguins 
  • that’s right u guessed it.. UNIQ
  • oh ok so u want more of a hip hop feel rather than a cute boy group??
  • or maybe not bc they are the dorkiest, shyest lil babies ever. love madtown
  • i don’t even know how to describe hotshot they actually leave me a lil bit speechless they r just so good u will deffo not regret this decision
  • also body rolls for days i tell ya
  • Snuper are those mad dorks that u will fall in love with in all of 2 seconds, good luck
  • did u hear face off by A6P?? just listen to it u will be jamming for weeks
  • and the concept was so good
  • pls come back babies i miss u
  • B.I.G just give off a vibe that make u love them, take these losers in as ur own they r ur children now also all their songs are SO catchy
  • not to mention the hit song hello that will always have a special place in my heart
  • r cute girl groups ur weakness?? because my dear u will love Laboum
  • what about a group that work with whatever sound they take? also got some hot vocals and some nice beats to get u up or just to chill and jam to whatever u feelin BIGSTAR got it
  • i also just wanted to include hot boy because it’s the song of the century ok
  • boys republic just put so much into making some good tunes and some damn amazing mv’s like that shit is just so nice to look at i cannot recommend them enough i’m !!!!!!!!
  • M Crown??? That’s all i should have to say really just go listen to them
  • cute but not so cute boy groups? u feel me? also some good dancers and can work them hips oh my god i got u covered with halo
  • speaking of dancing if u into that then check out romeo plus they’re just so fun sounding and such a feel good listen !!!!
  • ok so back to the girl groups, u want a bit more after the cuteness. my friends, sonamoo are waiting for you 
  • what about the biggest dorks on this planet?? no i’m serious
  • i mean sure there is some questionable styling choices but u won’t even care when you listen to topp dogg because DAMN
  • also throw back to when they got brazilian waxes because i feel the world needs this trust me ok
  • the sweetest group to walk this god damn earth (also the dork level is pretty high) but hella pushed aside by their company
  • but still make absolute bangers from cute to sexy u got it all
  • why r boyfriend still not loved???
  • and finally, the ones most of you will know
  • stop
  • ignoring
  • infinite
  • dammit

ok i think i’m done, pls add more because there’s so many good groups out there that i want to know about too 

Swim-Dive Au (Long Version)

Swim and dive AU

- okay so Nursey is on the swim team and he’s really good, so he swims in the last lane right by the diving board

- Dex is on the dive team so he stretches and does some dryland right by the lane Nursey swims in

- So during swim warm ups Nursey’ll be kicking and his neck will hurt from looking forward, so he’ll lay his head on his board and watch Dex warm up on the board

- And HOLY buckets, Dex is flexible,  and is like practically folding in half in the air

- So Nursey had to look away for ~reasons~

- So Dex is in a butterfly stretch, with his legs almost flat against the pool deck, and his head touching his feet, and Nursey is just staring at him in awe

- Dex looks at him, and his ears start to turn a little red, and a frown is on his face and he turns away, because he’s #smitten

- Anyway practice goes on as normal, but the pink flush never leaves Dex’s ears

- Later on the swim team is practicing their starts, and Nursey’s dives are kind of sloppy

- So Dex, in between his dives, decides he’s going to help Nursey

- Dex is standing beside Nursey, and is moving him forward and back, and moving his legs (and butt) forward and back

- And Nursey is not chill at all, so instead of diving, he and his cute clumsy butt falls off the starting block, hits his head on the backstroke bars, and backflops into the water

- Dex panics and dives in after him, and brings Nursey back to the surface

- Luckily Nursey’s okay and is just laughing at the whole situation and Dex is still really freaked out so he just stares at Nursey, and keeps touching his face and chest to make sure he’s a) real, and b) still breathing

- Nursey’s still laughing, and puts his hands on Dex’s hips and just kept saying “I’m fine, it’s chill.”

- Dex frowns, and leaves for the locker room and they didn’t talk for the rest of the week

- Nursey is sad because he is also highkey #smitten, so right before Dex’s next dive meet he gives Dex a rose and gives a hug and whispers “good luck”

- And Dex just blushes, and gets a perfect ten from all of the judges for the first time in his life at that meet

- Nursey’s so proud and gives him the biggest hug ever

- Later when their alone Dex gives him a peck on the cheek and apologizes for shutting him out

- He also explains that he’s from a small homophobic town in Maine so he isn’t ready to date Nursey yet until he’s more comfortable with himself and his sexuality

- Nursey’s really chill and is just like “dude it’s chill, I’m cool with just being friends for now.”

- Dex is really grateful that Nursey isn’t pushing him, and is being so understanding he lowkey starts crying because he has never come out before or even said “I’m gay” out loud to himself before

- Nursey just holds him and they go get ice cream after he calms down


- Awhile later they’re at practice and they’re chatting while doing their starts and dives, and one of the other guys on the swim team (let’s call him Chad) starts making homophobic comments, and Dex’s face falls. He just kind of shuts down, and starts messing up his dives pretty bad

- Nursey starts screaming at Chad and Chad starts pushing Nursey around and throws a punch, and Nursey slipped on a wet patch on the pool deck, hits his head on the sharp edge on the starting block, and falls into the pool

- The coaches saw it happen, but couldn’t get down there fast enough to stop it

- Chad is kicked off the team, and Dex has jumps in after Nursey, again, but this time there’s blood everywhere

- Dex can barely breath because he’s freaking out, and Nursey could die if he can’t get to him in time, and this point his brain kind of shuts down and he goes on auto pilot. Dex pulls Nursey back up to the surface and the coaches get a towel and try to stop the bleeding while someone (Bitty prolly) calls 911 and explains what just happened

- The ambulance gets there, and Nursey gets a bunch of stitches but he’s okay

- Dex checks on Nursey while he’s still sleepy and groggy and stitched up, and sits beside him rubbing slow circles into Nursey’s hand

- Dex just mumbles “you idiot you didn’t have to do that for me. I can’t believe you. You could have died.”

- “I would do it again.” Nursey responds his voice low and filled with sleep

- Dex presses a kiss to Nursey’s forehead, and then to his lips, and salty tears fell down his face

- Nursey just laughed a little

- “Are you sure you’re ready for this, Dex?” Nursey doesn’t want to out Dex, and doesn’t want to make him uncomfortable

- Dex just nods, and gives Nursey another kiss, and let’s Nursey rest for the night

college student mark tuan
playlist: venus by sleeping at last

• studying mathematics and he’s in his fourth year
• probably going to go into accounting
• didn’t know what to do for the rest of his life, too many options
• he’s such a introverted person
• he only ever really hangs out with his friends
• goes to a couple of parties but for the most part is so chill and laid back
• skateboards around campus to get to his classes
• he also likes to take frequent naps underneath the big oak tree from time to time when the weather is nice
• his friends and him often eat at one of the cafeterias on campus, sometimes they’ll study together and other times it’s just them messing around
• girls love mark
• like they adore him
• he doesn’t really pay too much attention to it, in fact most of the time he just smiles politely and goes on his way
• the amount of girls who post pictures of him on twitter is insane
• but he promised his parents he’d focus school
• he really wants to make them proud it’s his main goal in life
• he can be such a goofy guy though, especially when he’s with his friends
• he met them at the basketball court for a game but he was running late since he ended up taking a nap
• of course he was on his skateboard and of course he was going fast and of course you just had to be walking in the opposite direction of him
• in order for you not to get hurt he had to fling himself off the skateboard
• you were so worried about him and felt so guilty since you should’ve been paying attention to where you were walking
• “are you okay? I’m so sorry.”
• he didn’t even know what to say, he was so in shock he just looked at you
• it took him a moment to realize you were talking to him
• “oh yeah I’m fine it’s okay.”
• you felt so bad you offered to pay him back with a coffee
• he was going to say no but you were so pretty and you looked so cute when you were worried so he agreed and together you two sat down for a coffee and talked
• he had totally forgotten about the basketball game, he just wanted to get to know you
• he didn’t waste any time to ask you out on a date, in fact it was two days later when he caught up with you one day after class and asked you out on a date
• he took you to a retro diner in the next city over
• after months of dating you guys were practically attached at the hip
• the boys loved you but also found it quite annoying whenever mark would ditch them for you
• “hey so my parents want you to come over for dinner.”
• you were a nervous wreck when you went to see his parents but they were so chill
• they both engulfed you in a hug and prepared such a nice dinner
• that was the night mark fell in love with you

NCT stans and their biases
  • Taeyong bias: Taeyong protection squad 2k16 "get over it already he apologised so sincerely, he wants his kids to not make the same mistake he's so perfect how does he exist", wants to hug him and tell him they still love him, doesn't care even if he is an asshole bc everyone has flaws ok, stares at his face for too long, eternally getting slayed by his hair, thinks things are "pretty cool haha", crying over his cute sweater paws, how is he the oldest, doesn't know how to react to his flaming eyebrows, can't decide if they think he's the most adorable lil cute munchkin or the manliest oppa with a gaze and jaw bones that can cut diamond, wants him to clean their room for them, physically falls over when he giggles or does aegyo, has a lot of heart and wants to help others and is confused why ppl don't appreciate it and then those ppl complains about how no one cares?
  • Johnny bias: thinks Johnny and them are made for each other, says FUCK YOU JOHNNY in multiple meanings of the phrase, laughs too hard at his jokes, has an obsession with his arms/hair/height, feels like Johnny is their best friend, wants to hang out with him, Wants to listen to Johnny Radio Station, LET JOHNNY DEBUT 2K16, gurgling over the beautiful airport pictures of Johnny, the more terrible the pun the better, wonders what else his piano fingers can do
  • Yuta bias: calls Yuta their prince/husband/love, forever crying because no yuta screen time, taipei imnida, a baby animal is born every time he smiles, had an orgasm when found out he plays footie like a pro, loves Yujae BroTP, trying to forget about Yakisoba hair, gets really defensive when ppl comment on his electric shock hair or "why is he wearing a skirt", had another orgasm at his voice in firetruck, has a lot of questions, fell for him really abruptly and is still not ready for it, watches his pre-debut videos of abnormal summit and cries at how proud they are of their baby, does not know how to describe their love for him bc it's too much
  • Ten bias: either rly rly pure or absolutely filthy , obsessed with his profile, can't believe this boy exists?!?!, sighs when Ten dances bc it's so smooth so fluid, considered learning Thai just to talk to him, his smile lights up their entire existence, AGGRESSIVELY SCREAMING ABOUT TEN ALL DAY ERRY DAY, has a lot of sexual frustration, doesn't know whether to laugh or cry or scream at the second hand embarrassment at his terrible (but cute) pre-debut Thai stuff, wants to protect him and corrupt him at the same time can't decide-- will probably do both, wriggles a lot
  • Hansol bias: sporadically remembering and then screaming about his hips that do not lie, sometimes screams out loud, ppl irl are v concerned, wants to write poetry about the way Hansol walks and spaces out and breaths and exists but too busy using both hands to fan themselves because he's so sexy, "so taallll and handsome as heeellll", gets defensive at the LET JOHNNY DEBUT people bc their bias is also still stuck in the SM dungeon, cries a lot
  • Taeil bias: very chill people, judges people a lot, but also forgives them right after, feels threatened by the screaming and yelling of the other stans, wonders why Taeil's hair is gatorade colored and loves it at the same time, has nothing but nice things to say about their cute stan, forever looking for signs that the kids love this nervous hyung, thinks he'd probably be actually really good in bed, can't believe he can rap and is so into it, wants other people to love him too
  • Jaehyun bias: unexpectedly sassy, so thirsty, secretly the kinkiest, lives to see jaehyun eat snacks, can't get over how he glows, prolly calls him baby jae, can't decide if he is son or DADDY but maybe both, *muffled shrieking*, so proud of their puppy, very happy people, likes cute stationary, aggressive in their love, thinks everyone in the fandom loves jaehyun and can't understand why someone wouldn't, very positive people who are hard working at things they love
  • Doyoung bias: laughs and cries at Doyoung's pain, actually doesn't think vroom vroom talk show was bad, BUNNIES, has a lot of frustrations, probably ships dojae, wants oppa to take care of them, likes people for their soul, has a lot of feelings, is a believer, very keen about discovering themselves and their relationships with other people, will fight you
  • Haechan bias: laughs at his antics and is super proud of his achievements, thinks their stan is perfect and can literally do everything, probably younger than him and wants to call him oppa, not sure how to feel about Mark, still calls him Donghyuk sometimes, thinks of the rest of NCT as their older brothers, squeals when he makes all his hyungs laugh, probably giggles when they laugh, very bright personalities
  • Kun bias: CHINESE MEMBER, thinks he looks hella cute in denim, thank god for Chinese version of Without you, is pretty chill about it, doesn't have a lot of pent up feelings about NCT-- lets them out healthily, thinks he's savage but goes "same", very possessive
  • WinWin bias: aggressively wants to bang him or aggressively wants to cuddle him but most likely both, finds his struggle with Korean literally the most adorable, can identify with said struggle, THAT FLIP THO, on the floor wheezing about his really deep and smooth voice, says too many inappropriate things too much for their age, can't decide if he is their baby or their boyfriend, probably a virgo, will do anything for their stan-- very reckless and dangerous, DONG SICHENG
  • Mark bias: so impressed at his youth and skill, lives for his English rapping, dreams about having conversations with him in English, loves his pre-debut photos where he is a perfect tiny circle, calls him "handsome", ironically thinks he is the manliest even though so young, LONG ASS RIDE, likes his charisma and are charismatic people themselves, creative and excited about people, is the type that puts their hands up and jams to music with a lot of swag by themselves

anonymous asked:

I wonder if kylie J ever works out. One time in my english class last school year we were talking about how females show their nice bodies but don't show how they get it so girls usually think it's their natural body and become insecure about how they are. So that made me wonder if she ever exercises because her ass gets bigger and her stomach gets toner -not hating on kylie btw so if you think I am take a chill pill

Anyone who questions a celebrity is a friend of mine. And Kylie didn’t get her ass or hips from working out. She also didn’t get huge tits from “growing up”. That whole family is plastic. No offense lol

Light a Candle in the Window

(A “Foundations” Christmas Special)


“Foundations” Series: Part one, two, three (you’ll want to read these first if you want to get the universe we’re in)

Pairing: Lin-Manuel x Reader

Summary: Everything else in your lives may change, but Christmas will always be on December 25, and he will always want to spend it with you. 

Note: This is 100% @letsgiggletogether‘s fault. BASICALLY we made a deal and to get her to write the super adorable fluffy thing she’s posting right now (it’s literally so beautiful i’m going to be crying about it for the rest of my life GO READ IT FIRST BECAUSE IT’S BETTER AND SO AMAZING) I had to agree to write this garbage. (lmao remember when I was done with the foundations-verse??? WE’RE BACK KIDS WATCH OUT IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE)

ps this is somehow both a prequel and a sequel and i apologize

Word Count: 3,088


Your family had always been something of a mess.

Sasha, you twin sister, was probably (definitely) the most put together of all of you. Your mother hadn’t been the same since your dad had passed away, and it had fallen to the two of you to make sure that she took care of herself. The holidays were particularly difficult to get through.

For the longest time, all any of you had was each other, three strong (if somewhat broken) women, trying to find joy in anything they could.

Your mom didn’t like December. Your dad had passed away in December.

She always collapsed into herself for the entire month, so you and Sasha would take on the responsibility of taking care of her. You always came home for the holidays, making sure she had food (Sasha’s job) and getting her out of the house (your job). It was a routine, a scheduled family rough-patch each and every year where you’d spend Christmas in her small apartment and try to pretend that you weren’t just trying to get through the goddamn day.

When Lin first came into your life, it all started changing.

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only mine

i m   j a e b u m // j b

cr to @ polarbeom  for making this beaut gif

word count : 5K 

[ f, m ]  

genre : sub!JB, daddy/mommy kink, spanking, dirty talking, cockring, riding, toy usage, bondage, denial, overstim, u kno the works lol 

bio : Jaebum getting too comfortable with other girls? You don’t think so.     

author’s note : so I’ve never seen a Jaebum mommy kink before so I thought I’d contribute to the tiny (if not nonexistent) pile… guys I promise I’m not this kinky usually idk what was happening when I wrote this oh lord someone fetch me a chilled glass of holy water also I apologize in advance for this piece of gARBAGE PORN 

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anonymous asked:

What do you think are pentagon's ideal types (both appearance and personality)

I love this request!! I looked at there ideal types and they’re all the same so I want to give my real opinion on there “ideal types” and what they would like. 

Jinho: With Jinho I think he would want someone who is more mature but can also have a good time. So someone who can be serious when they need to. Jinho is a kind soul so he wants someone to treat him nicely. And in appearance he would love a smaller significant other. But he doesn’t have a short complex so he wouldn’t care to much about height really. Just someone who takes care of themselves.

Hui: want someone who can have a good time with his members. Someone who they will like so a diverse girl. Also I think he would like a leader type like him. Just someone who will lead and also help him relax when he needs it. Something inside me thimks he would love brown long hair.

Hongseok: We all know how Hongseok is more of a protective type so he would want someone loyal. Someone where he doesn’t have to worry about being disloyal. Personally I think Hongseok would like a fashionable type girl, no height requirement, but also would love feature, like large soft lips, light colored eyes, and long eyelash type girls.

E dawn: He is chill so I think he would want a drama free girl someone who he can just hold all night and relax with no drama So a girl who is just natural and open minded and just chill. In looks wise he is a hips man so he would want a girl who looks good in a nice pair of jeans. And maybe he likes blondes also and maybe some tattoos also.

Shinwon: Shinwon is hard to place. He wants a person who does cute gestures not a girly girl just someone who’s cute to him personally. Someone who likes skinship is also a plus he wants to cuddle and such. Maybe someone who has a unique hobby would also be a plus. Also if you can eat lots of food he’ll be right next to you. In appearance wise he would want more of a full body good size chest maybe cute features like moles.

Yeo One: Yeo one is naturally happy personality so someone to match him would be who he’s looking for. He would want to be a oppa type so someone who is younger. Someone who depends on his for affection and love. In appearance he would love cute hairstyles so unique hairstyles that make him point you out in a crowd. Someone funny and unique.

Yanan: Well I think Yanan is such a happy guy he would love if any girl found love in him. Knowing Chinese isn’t a must but it would really be a plus for him. And in appearance he would like more of unique look so someone who doesn’t look like every other girl. He would enjoy short girls that are more on the fluff side so slightly cubby so he can poke you and such.

Yuto: Yuto would want someone who can open him up and make him laugh. If you know Japanese that would be great not a requirement. I think he would like someone who can stand up for themselves. So a confident person he would find. And maybe a taller girl since he is tall, and someone who likes the color black like black ripped jeans and leather jackets.

Kino: someone who had a talent he would really like because be can connect with. He would prefer some personality who is out going. Someone who can help him get out if his awkward shell. In appearance I think he would like a girl around his height. Kino would like short hair a lot also.

Wooseok: Wooseok doesn’t really care about appearance since he likes the p***y any color hairy or not. But he does like thing for like longer hair and he doesn’t care what color.  But personality is really important to him, so he wants someone he can laugh with and then cuddle and then roast someone withthe next day. Someone the other boys would like so someone who’s funny but not to disrespectful.

the reasons i believe kaisoo is real is how they keep doing their thing (touching, being close w/ each other, etc) and rub it on our face. usually, if you are being paired/shipped with someone you don’t like, you’ll be uncomfortable, even a male (ex-)idol from older generation time had said that he didnt like the idea being shipped with other member when his group was still active (he even “ugh”-ing when he mentioned this. and honestly it was more like crack-ship tbh, the fans just shipped them both out of nowhere i think, not hardcore), but not kaisoo, they seem just fine and chill with each other. no awkward “me no likey you, no homo bro” feelings ever linger on them, not a bit.

it’s obvious that they know about all these kaisoo ordeals going on internet; they’re often seeing playing w/ their gadgets (smartphones/ tablets) especially in airport, they had seen some kaisoo banners in concerts (like in mexico) and fanmeets (in china). 

but they often doing this “gay things” when fanservice isnt required, like all the members just chilin and answering the damn questions but they are busy flirting, eyefucking and releasing sexual tension. and when they’re on stage they do things like glancing then biting lips (soo), turning head like an owl to see his other half on the other side of stage (jongin), make sure the other is close (ksoo koala-ing jongin and jongin following soo like a puppy), or those ‘lemme appreciate how pretty your lips are’ moments . those shit aint fanservice because it’s so goddamn subtle to be one, u need at least to be a casual shipper to notice those shit. doing fake kiss or hugging them out of nowhere, that’s fanservice. 

and dont tell me SM trying to sell kaisoo gheiness for money, cuz i aint buying it, first: commonly the company would “sell” their idols w/ “ideal boyfriend/girlfriend material” image. why? it sells more, many horny teenagers prefer oppa is my boyfriend > oppa is another oppa’s boyfriend, second SM doesnt even promote kaisoo in the first place, SM original ship is baeksoo (or the rumor said) and SM pushes taekai more to public, if SM does ship kaisoo, then why the fuck kaisoo wasn’t paired in ‘playboy’ dance? SM is a big company and i guarantee you they know about spazzing and glorifying kaisoo ritual on internet, it should be a gold mine to be exploited (hell kaisoo shippers are so thirsty even the whole pacific ocean couldnt sate them, lots of cash surely would be thrown just for buying kaisoo merch, i guarantee you, even kaisoo shippers had managed to buy a star so they could name it kaisoo good fucking god how rich this fandom is), but SM doesnt do it (they just sometimes pair these two, but it’s so rare, rare as raichu card), as if something would happen if they did, something that would got out of hands.

also ksoo had (or still has?) gay rumors and ofc he blatantly denied them so hard, it makes him become even more suspicious. like, just chill dude, the radio host just asked what kind of men that considered good (i think thats the question, i dont really remember) and he answered “i don’t know i’m not into men” like whatthefuck, even suho answered the question “a man that do this and that is considered a good man”. no need to go panic mode immediately.   so why ksoo doesnt stay the fuck out from jongin cuz them being together screams gay so hard. those rumors should’ve alerted him, buutttt noooo, they keep being joined at the hip. (and he continues to koala-ing at jonginnie)

also, again, there’s this video/gifset about chanyeol said jongin didnt like ksoo, bc ksoo didnt want to look at him when they talked. ksoo claimed his astigmatism caused this. mother-fucking-puh-lease. until this day ksoo still has astigmatism and u know what he does? he stares the fuck out of people/object (mostly MC and monitor screen), but why not with jongin then? if his astigmatism caused him not to look at people then why only jongin? why other members dont complain about this? honestly? plus isnt astigmatism causes your vision to be blurred? fucking blurred. he was supposed to not being able to see jongin clearly bc astig-fucking-matism causing his vision to be blurred. why he chose not to look at jongin instead? hmm? there’s this video saying he had a crush on a friend (mind you, he didnt mention it was a girl, the host did) when he was on his 3rd year of highschool. exo debuted 2012, ksoo joined SM 2010 (he was on his 2nd year of highschool, according to wikipedia, i know wikipedia full of fuckery sometimes but i think this is correct), so it means when he was on 3rd year, it was already 2011 and exo is already formed by that time, meaning the members already being introduced to each other. i bet they were busy preparing their debut and shit, meaning they met a LOT. sure lots of ppl said “woa who’s the lucky girl?” and many would rebut me and my petty delulu argument by saying “ksoo mentioned the “friend” he crushed on was from different class, the crush was from the same school !” or “theres this photo of him with the girl”, mm-hmm, but let me remind you the host mentioned the class thingy first (she asked “is the friend from the same class?” ksoo said “no, from different class”–he could imply something else, maybe class as it means school–different school that certain someone went to) and for the photo, well the photos of him with certain someone (alone, just both of them) appear to be more intimate than he with the girl (and other students). just connect the dots, darling.

i’m sorry i know as you read this you prob think that this girl is so delulu even the lord and savior cant save her anymore, this thing was supposed to be short but god forbade me and told me to preach the truth (well, not really), 

jokes aside, this is just my kaisoo theory, bc what kaisoo shippers do when there’s no new post on kaisoo tag? they either do fanfic (write/read), fanarts or sputtering nonsense on their blog like kaisoo trash they are /sobs and wailing how do i get off from this ship? HOW?? should i just jump in the ocean of feels?/

btw sorry for grammar mistakes and etc hope my post does make sense, i’ve been thinking about this a lot lately and it bugged me to keep it inside the jar, so i decided to spill the drink here 

i’m sorry again /bow 90°/

and dont attack me /hides under blanket/

Finally listened to Monsta X’s album yesterday! I freaking love it so much!❤Before I even listen to it, I know it was gonna be good but didn’t expect it to be so so so good! It went above my expectation! I love how some songs have some similarities but all songs are mostly different from each other! I love how the album is diverse, there’s edm, hip hop, r&b, chill, upbeat, hard, funky songs. It is well pruduced, one of the best production that I’ve heard since I become a K-Pop fan. I didn’t expect for the songs to have so many breadowns but they’re good, I love it. I also love the beat changes in some songs. This album is just well produced. And the vocals were really good! Vocal line really stood out so much! There were so many high notes & falsettos, which I love so much! And also the raps were good too, I love how Jooheon and I.M went back in forth in some songs during their raps. This album is definitely Monsta X’s best album that they’ve put out and their best comeback! One of the best album and comeback from 2017!👏🏼One of my favorite album from this year or even one of my favorite album of all time! And I hope they finally win on music shows & also awards from end of year award shows. I hope this is their year!🙏🏼They deserves it,they’ve been working so hard. They released so many albums and songs already in the span of 2 years!😍❤🔥
My ranking of the songs from the album(it might change though after listening to the album more):
1. Need U
2. Beautiful
3. Incomparable
4. 5:14 (Last Page)
5. Miss You
6. Calm Down
7. Oi
8. I’ll Be There
9. Ready or Not
10. All I Do

Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Groundbreaking Hip-Hop Musical,Hamilton, Hits Broadway

One of the hallmarks of genius is an ability to spot connections between seemingly disparate things and then go on to create something that reveals the world in a new light. The young lyricist-composer-performer Lin-Manuel Miranda made such a connection about seven years ago, during a break from the Broadway run of his musical In the Heights, in which he was also starring. Miranda was, he says, “just chilling” in Mexico, reading Ron Chernow’s biography of Alexander Hamilton, when suddenly: “I was like, This is an album—no, this is a show. How has no one done this? It was the fact that Hamilton wrote his way off the island where he grew up. That’s the hip-hop narrative. So I Googled ‘Alexander Hamilton hip-hop musical’ and totally expected to see that someone had already written it. But no. So I got to work.”

The result, as you may have heard, is Hamilton, a musical that uses the vernacular of hip-hop (not to mention R&B and Broadway) to turn the life of the “ten-dollar Founding Father” into the story of the immigrant experience and the birth of a new nation. With a stunning multiethnic cast under the masterly direction of Thomas Kail, it exploded onto the stage of the Public Theater in February for a three-month run, driving critics (including this one) mad with joy, drawing insanely starry crowds, sweeping the Obie, Lortel, and Drama Desk awards, and setting off a frenzy for tickets. Happily, Hamilton isn’t history—it’s coming to Broadway’s Richard Rodgers Theatre this month, and it is, quite simply, miraculous. “Lin’s telling America’s origin story with people and music that look and sound like what America looks and sounds like today,” says Jonathan Groff, who gives a comic turn as a foppish King George III. “It’s a game-changing piece of theater.” - The cast of Hamilton in ‘Vogue” US Magazine July 2015

the smh team and why they love hamilton

holster: theatre nerd. he loves musicals. this is cannon. he saw everyone raving about it and so he listened to the soundtrack and it literally took over his life for a solid month. he cries whenever he hears “it’s quiet uptown”. sometimes he looks at jack and just quietly sings “history has its eyyyyyyeeeees onnnnnnnn youuuuuuuuu” with tears in his eyes

ransom: his boyfriend best friend won’t shut the fuck up and the music is pretty good. Aaron Burr stan. knows all hamilton’s parts in the songs where hamilton and jefferson face off, holster knows all of jefferson’s parts. this is cool until they start performing at dinner in the middle of the dining hall. 

jack: holster and ransom showed it to him because jack mentioned reading a book about Alexander Hamilton and holster’s eyes widen and he gets The Look and ransom is like “nooooow you’ve done it jacques”. he thinks its pretty cool and the music is pleasing and its pretty historically accurate. history dweeb. his fave songs are the cabinet battles. did not cry in the end because “hamilton isn’t a very sympathetic character” “JACK SHUT UP THATS THE POINT HISTORY IS UNRELIABLE I COULD G-” “holster we KNOW you could go on shh let jack finish the song dude”

bitty: Helpless was based off of Countdown by beyonce. he was sold. Angelica is his favorite character. “angelica over analyzing that single comma is so relatable yall” he zones out during the cabinet battles but he is HERE for the drama. When Angelica comes back in the Reynolds Pamphlet and she’s like “im not here for you” he starts clapping every. time. when washington is like “shut the door on the way out” to burr, he’s always like “HE!! DID!! THAT!! DRAG HIM GEORGE”

Nursey: “ITS SO RACIALLY DIVERSE! THE MESSAGE!! YOU GUYS!! HIP HOP MUSICAL” “chill nurse we know” also. he gets really excited about analyzing art and musicals are super fun to analyze. so much symbolism. wow. 

Dex: LOVES AARON BURR. honestly that was the selling point for him. the only reason he listened to the soundtrack in the first place was bc holster and nursey are annoying but then he heard the world was wide enough and he just. fell in love. 

chowder: he’s a follower and also he’s in love with phillippa soo because she’s incredible. farmer is also super into musicals and was the person who made him listen to it in the first place, and she firmly encourages his love for phillippa soo because she also wants to marry her and they have an entire future planned out based on the dream that they both marry her and live together happily ever after

lardo: secret musical lover. she just loves art so much she’s such an art ho. her and nursey like to analyze together. shitty tries to butt in to their conversation but she just pushes him and is like “shhh we’re talking about stage design go”

shitty: loves it bc of how important it is to talk about historical events by retelling stories in an updated way like hamilton does. loves the ambiguous protagonist and that there’s not really an antagonist. loves the schuyler sisters. once lardo looked him dead in the eye while he was going off about something and was like “why do you talk like you’re running out of time” and he didn’t know how to respond. 

"Cold" - Chris/Will

Fluff and trailer sex.  Because, well, duh.

The first time that they’re given permission to break in the trailer, Chris’ whole body shudders with a relief that he tries to mask. This isn’t for Will’s sake, of course—he’s noticed the discomfort rising in Chris all morning, a neat combination of cold, crowds, and performance pressure piling up until the wrinkles under his eyes are deep and the slope of his body is consistently inching inward and downward. He still smiles and laughs and goes where they tell him to go and does what they tell him to do, but there’s a certain autopilot aspect to the way that he’s moving, and funnily enough it’s Darren who says something first.

“Rough flight or did he just not sleep well?” he asks, casually.

They’ve been chatting on and off all day, so Will takes that in stride and answers, “He’s not big on crowds. Or mornings.”

Darren laughs, just in time for Chris to circle away from what he had been doing and join them again.

“What’s funny?” he asks, stepping in so that his and Will’s elbows touch.

“Your face,” Darren says.

Chris glares.

Will giggles, then clamps his lips together when Chris turns the force of that glare on him, too. “What? Have some respect for the classics.”

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It’s been a rainy day. So I made Pepper a fancy little hip leash, and took too many pictures of it. The band is super thin suede (flea market score!) and the cord is braided elastic.

Pepper is really chill so the leash isn’t so much for restraint or controlling him, but so that I know if he’s trying to sneak off. Wanted to make it comfortable for him.

Also got the tree set up. This is my favorite room in the summer, may as well let enjoy the view.

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Bellarke - "i didnt realize 'netflix and chill' meant something else now"

It really is an accident.

Bellamy has a reputation for not really getting social media, which he can’t even pretend he doesn’t deserve. He has Facebook account because Octavia made him get it when she went to college, and Snapchat for the same reason. He doesn’t have an Instagram of his own, but he occasionally checks Octavia and Clarke’s accounts to see what they’re up to. He barely even understands how to navigate Twitter. Hashtags freak him out.

Clarke regularly tells him he’s basically a senior citizen, and he tells her she’s basically an embryo. All their friends are convinced they’re going to get married, but he’s not going to get cocky about it.

So, yeah. Bellamy is really technology- and social-media-impaired, and the whole thing is a complete and total mistake.

Clarke comes over for their usual Sunday hangout with Chinese, and they eat it on the couch, watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix. It’s nothing even a little out of the ordinary for them; Clarke’s one of his best friends and they always spend Sunday nights together.

So when Octavia snapchats him a picture of her criminal law textbooks with the caption homework and sadness, he gets the reference enough to take a cute selfie of himself and Clarke on the couch and label it Neflix and chill. He knows that’s a thing, and it’s an accurate description of what’s happening.

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Miss Mills,

I pray you’ll excuse my Outburst this afternoon and, if I may try your patience further, attend my Explanation.

Please understand, the blond thief’s brazen ogling drew my Ire. You were, perhaps, too attentive to the matter at hand to notice how the rascal’s gaze draped like so much satin over the Curve of your Hip and, lewd as he was, your Breast. He might as well have laid his hands upon you there in the alley, so completely did he Memorize your form.

He is a proven Marauder and there’s the truth of it. That he possesses Expertise and a valuable Network may also be true, but he is first a filthy Rogue and a shameless Villain. On your behalf, I will remain quietly vigilant.




I get that you were jealous but you need to find yourself some chill. You’re the only filthy Rogue I’m interested in.