so both can work for lisa

tvline.com
On Maggie and Kara in Episode 2x19

What can you share about Supergirl, more specifically Season 2, Episode 19? Anything you can give away about Alex/Maggie/Kara ? —Lisa
As revealed in the synopsis for the episode “Alex” (airing May 1), the titular DEO badass is kidnapped, leading Kara and Maggie to find her — if, that is, they can agree on how to go about doing that. “They both have such strong feelings for Alex, and they’re both strong opinionated women who really are passionate about their work,” Floriana Lima shared with me between takes of filming the episode. “So they’re going to butt heads a little bit.” Adds Melissa Benoist: “They don’t necessarily agree on how to deal with the fact that the person that’s the most important to both of them is missing and in danger.”

I’m In Too Deep

So you know how Mona Lisa is named after the painting right? 

Well, here’s where it goes full inception on us: 

Leonardo Di Vinci painted the Mona Lisa. 

Leonardo is the name of the oldest brother of the turtles. 

Raphael names Mona Lisa calling her the most beautiful girl in the world. 

Raphael Urbino was a painter who created paintings such as the Three Graces, The Marriage of the Virgin, and The Sistine Madonna. 

Both Leonardo & Raphael worked on their own Mona Lisa projects with Raphael actually sketching the Mona Lisa while Leonardo was working on the Mona Lisa painting. So technically speaking there are two versions of the Mona Lisa that you can say are in existence. 

The sketch done by Raphael during the time Leonardo was working on the actual painting: 

and Leonardo’s later completed portrait of the well renowned Mona Lisa: 

In the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1980′s series, Mona Lisa was originally a human teenager who got mutated into a lizard. Which presented two versions of the same character. 

the human version: 

and her mutated version: 

Leonardo also had a love interest that he was supposed to have in the form of Lotus Blossom in the 80′s version which was a stand in for Karai when she wasn’t yet part of the TMNT animated universe. But his love interest also had TWO different versions of the same character but in different styles just like with the case of the two different versions of Mona Lisa in the 80′s series. 

In the 2012 series Mona Lisa is a lizard alien from space that wasn’t a human but her original debut in the 80′s series depicted her as two different species for the same character. Just like how there are two different versions of the actual Mona Lisa in real life and just like how there are two different versions of Mona Lisa in the animated TMNT series. 

That’s right. I made a entire shit post about Mona Lisa & Art. Sue me. Illuminati confirmed. 

The truth is out there. 

(NOTE: PLEASE DON’T REMOVE ANYTHING FROM THIS POST THANKS

a long walk to a dark house - masterpost

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

masterpost: 

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Love Child 3


Well you ladies can blame @mimigemrose for this update so quickly. I only got two hours of sleep last night cause she had me so worked up over Jai. Leave it to a Jai Sister Wife to do you like that. LOL! You can read part one and part two here.


You looked over your shoulder as you, Lisa and the kids pushed your shopping carts to Lisa’s small SUV.

“How do you do it?” You asked Lisa as she opened her trunk.

“Do what?”

“Ignore the paparazzi.” You grabbed your shopping totes and put them on one side of the trunk and Lisa put her shopping tote bags on the other side of the trunk so your items won’t get mixed up.

“You get used to it. They are out more than usual because of the premiere last night but they will die down soon enough.” Lisa slammed the trunk down as you helped the kids in the back seat.

“Jason showed me some of the pics that were posted online and they included some of you with us. Don’t worry you are still unknown. They have you listed as usual as a family friend. However since Jai is back in your life I don’t know how much longer you will have autonomy.” Lisa told you as she climbed in and started the car. You sighed as you thought about last night and how your life was going to change.

“I don’t even know why I am so nervous about him coming over later.”

“It has been five plus years Y/N. You have to get to know one another again. I was thinking of sending Zoe over about four to pick up Lil Jai to give you and Jai time to talk. You guys still have a lot to work out plus Jai can be a lot to handle even in small doses.”

“Big or little?” You chuckled.

“Both!” Lisa laughed.

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so I think I’ve finally figured out how I reconcile Coldwave with my own headcanons about Len and Mick

because I’ve always imagined Len as being (intensely demi) panromantic, but mostly asexual. not necessarily sex repulsed, but he could literally go his entire life without getting laid and be peachy.

whereas my understanding of Mick is bi-flexible AT LEAST (he has, like, preferences and stuff, but he’ll take it where he can get it) but really aromantic.

which is why they’ve developed this really intense intimate qp relationship where they would obviously both die for each other but also would maybe kill each other, because they both have really strong feelings about each other but are obviously both too emotionally incompetent to actually Talk About It and Make It Work, so they’re just kind of… perpetually frustrated. and have been for, like, thirty years.

dummies. 

“Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.”

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I wanted to share some recent works. It’s nice to have an outlet to talk about what I do instead of just speaking to myself or my cat. 

I’ve been playing with simplicity lately. I’ve been thinking a lot about this quote from Paul Simon- “It’s actually very difficult to make something both simple and good.” 

I also still love playing with new fabrics & quotes (both stupid & serious) so my work tends to be all over the map as a whole but that’s fine with me. I’m just happy that I’m still passionate about embroidery. My biggest fear was that I would come to hate it pretty quickly but I’m still happily stitching away the days. 

These are all for sale, of course, if you’re so inclined, or rather if you just want to check out what other things I’m working on you can see them (here)  

Len talking to Barry in prison AU

I’m bummed and breaking my rule of only NaNo writing this month for a brief ColdFlash headcanon.


“How much does that pay again?”

“How much do you want?”

“What?”

“Humor me. How much of a salary would it take for you to work for me?”

“For you?”

“For STAR Labs, as…a security consultant.”

“You can’t afford me.”

“Try me.”

“I work as part of a team, Barry.”

“So include salaries for Lisa and Rory. Try me.”

Len thinks the figures he gives the kid are pretty high, but Barry just nods.

“Let’s say I can make that happen. If you agree to work for me instead of stealing, maybe the Flash makes a statement, says all this was self-defense.”

“It was self-defense.”

“You and I both know you could have taken your father down without killing him. I’m not saying I judge you for it—though I’m sure you think otherwise, I don’t. Not about this. I wish you hadn’t done it, but I get it. I mean, I know I can never GET IT, but I understand. But you’re better than this, Snart. Let me help you. This time, for once, please, let me help.”

“What’ll I owe you?”

“It isn’t about owing. It’s a transaction. Money for services. And no stealing on the side.”

“Lisa and Mick might not go for that.”

“I expect you to convince them. And I can promise you…it’ll never be boring.”

“You’re on, kid.”


Security consultant was from you, I think, @lisellevelvet

a long walk to a dark house - part fourteen

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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- Barry fucked up and now him and Leonard are stuck in a day long time loop

- Leonard decides to rob the playboy of Starling, Oliver Queen, whilst he’s at a cocktail party but arrives to find Barry half asleep watching Netflix on the couch

- Barry stops a fight between mobsters only to find a severely injured Leonard. He takes him to the hospital, using an alias, but they don’t let him leave until all the tests have gone through and he paperworks done

- Someone hires Leonard to take out the Flash but his sense of honour won’t let him do it so he and Barry end up working together to take this guy down

- Barry was just at the bank when suddenly Lisa has taken him hostage and he can’t get away without blowing his cover and Len is just laughing at his indecision which makes Barry laugh because they have no idea but there’s nothing he can do now and none of the Rogues know what’s so funny

- they find each other on tinder and both swipe right but then try to convince the other that they only wanted to see what way the other swiped and it’s just a disaster

- Barry is at a bar and Leonard catches someone slipping something in his drink

- Leonard finds Barry’s old fan blog about the Arrow and teases him with quotes from it whenever they fight

- both somehow stuck on the island together

- Cisco and Lisa are together and decide to match Barry and Leonard on a blind date for a laugh but it backfired when they go along with it to mess with them (and of course eventually because they like it)

- Step Up AU

- some new bad guy Mafia people in town they both keep trying to take down and goddamn it this is my job stop messing up all my plans

- normal fight until it becomes apparent that Leonard is fucking terrified of spiders when he spots one on the wall and Barry’s laughing too hard to even try and fight him anymore

- 21 Jump Street AU

- supernatural AU where Len is a hunter but he can’t work out what the fuck Barry is

I should stop

travel au’s for your otp

- “i’m visiting this city for the first time and they drive on the opposite side of the road here and when i looked the wrong way before trying to cross the street, you were the stranger who yanked me back and stopped me from being completely flattened by that bus. can i buy you a drink?”
- “we’re doing the same study abroad program and we didn’t get along at first, but you helped me with the language in an emergency and maybe you’re not so bad after all.”
- “we’re both lost and have run into each other like six times trying to find this obscure place. want to work together?”
- “the mona lisa is possibly the biggest letdown in all of france.”
- “you’re a tour guide in this insanely ancient, historical place and you’re the biggest nerd i’ve ever encountered in my life, but you’re also insanely hot and i’m enjoying your tour immensely so i’m going to ask all the questions i can think of and you actually seem pretty impressed.”
- “i’m having a spiritual epiphany looking out over the world and the incredible structures built in ancient times and you’re an amateur photographer who snapped some seriously breathtaking pictures of me.”
- “i asked you for directions and you spoke to me in broken english with a native accent but i ran into you again later and it turns out you actually grew up in the next town over from me.”
- “i’m an art student pursuing my degree abroad and i’m supposed to be sketching pieces in the museum but instead i’ve been sketching you and oh no i think you just saw me.”
- “i decided to move and work abroad but i’m pretty homesick and have no friends to speak of and you’re the insanely hot bartender who listened to my woes. i’m not entirely sure you understood much of what i was saying, but you invited me out with you and some of your friends and despite the language barrier, i think we have something here.”
- “i’m the only foreign student in this art history class and we were taking a class trip to a museum and we both ended up staying and going through the museum afterwards, and even though we’ve never spoken we’re kind of moving through at the same pace.”
- “i’ve never been to this country before and you’re the tour guide on this trip who just got me to eat this ‘local delicacy’ and holy shit what did i just put in my mouth?”
- “okay i’ve been touring around several cities and countries over the past few weeks and i’ve definitely seen you in several of them and also on a few of my trains. are you following me?”
- “i’ve gotten really into the local music scene in this city and you are in one of the bands and have seen me at a bunch of your shows.”
- “you’re very obviously new to this city and wow you suck at speaking this language here let me give you some key phrases. the most important one is how you ask someone out on a date. now repeat it back to me. oh, yes, i would like to go on a date with you i’m so glad you asked.”

If Szayel, Giselle, and Lisa were locked in a room...


As requested by anon. :)


Giselle: Hmmm…

Giselle: A dead espada, a living visored, and myself, locked in a room?

Giselle: Am I missing something, or is this a threesome situation?

Lisa: My tastes are broad, but not broad enough to encompass both the living and the dead-dead.

Szayel: Why did you say dead-dead like that?

Lisa: Well, I’m dead too, I get that. But I’m not dead-dead, like you.

Giselle: Well, if dead-dead-undead works for you, then I can help.

Lisa: Dead-dead-undead. Also a deal breaker.

Lisa: Dead-alive is okay, but only because Ichigo died once and he’s still pretty hot.

Giselle: Clearly you’ve never drunk blood from a hot, willing zombie before.

Lisa: Not so much, no.

Giselle: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Szayel: Excuse me for interrupting, but I’d love it if you ladies would stop discussing me as though I am a slab of meat.

Szayel: I may be dead, but -

Lisa: Dead-dead.

Szayel: Whatever! I still have feelings!

Szayel: And you’re a visored, are you?

Szayel: Very interesting. I never got to study a visored up close.

Giselle: Eh, they’re okay.

Giselle: But they don’t make better zombies than anyone else. 

Szayel: Well! Perhaps you lack creativity!

Szayel: I myself had a lot of fun with both my shinigami and my - Quincy.

Szayel: Sealed his powers, you know.

Szayel: Wasn’t hard.

Giselle: Are you trying to bait me?

Szayel: Me? Never!

Giselle: Because if you played with Ishida Uryu, I’m okay with that. He’s nobody’s favorite person right now.

Giselle: Why, just his name makes my Bambi very upset!

Lisa: Kinky!

Giselle: Oh, it’s not like I bring up Ishida’s name on purpose, just to make Bambi fume! Very often.

Lisa: No, I mean I get why we’re all in a room together.

Lisa: We’re the kinky ones.

Giselle: So it IS a threesome situation!

Szayel: Oh, please. Like I’d get a shirt dirty for you, Quincy.

Szayel: So not my type.

Giselle: Mmmm…but you’re mine.

Giselle: Dead.

Lisa: Ooookay, as the person in the room who mostly just *reads* porn, I think you two are on a whole other level here.

Szayel: What? You don’t read filthy things?

Lisa: I’m a curious person. I’ll read anything.

Lisa: But I have never personally drunk a corpse’s blood.

Lisa: Or described how killing someone makes me “wet.”

Szayel: Yes, Giselle IS a bit much!

Lisa: Isn’t your zanpakuto called “fuck me” or something?

Szayel: Something like that, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have taste!

Szayel: The only cannibalism *I* engage in involves fracciones that I made myself!

Giselle: Don’t be a snob! I only drink blood from zombies *I* made myself! 

Szayel: From CORPSES!

Giselle: And what do you make your fracciones out of?

Szayel: NOT CORPSES!

Lisa: You guys do realize you’re arguing about whose cannibalism is least disgusting, right?

Szayel: So?

Giselle: So?

Lisa: …

Lisa; Dammit. I totally ship it now.

a long walk to a dark house - part five

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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When it Gets Cold - Ch. 4

Genre: AU, slight angst, fluff

Warnings: Possibility of swearing (eventually), mentions of food, homelessness? It’s pretty clean

Status: chaptered, unfinished

Summary: Phil is a regular volunteer at a soup kitchen. One day a cute, dark haired homeless boy comes in to the picture, and nothing is ever the same again.

Chapter Links: (1)  (2)  (3)

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Chapter 4

“Dan, I am so sorry about earlier. I didn’t mean to upset you. I was just worried about you.” Phil blurted.

Phil looked closer at Dan. Tears were dripping down his cheeks.

“Aw, Dan-” Phil started to say, but was cut off by Dan hugging him tightly.

Dan cried into Phil’s shoulder as he rubbed his back and spoke to him softly.

“Hey, Dan, it’s gonna be okay. Come inside.”

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Episode 10 Analysis: Transitions, "Resonance", and the True Goal of Sphinx

In comparison to the last episode, this episode was even more packed full of information and constant switching of perspectives—there was even an emotional scene at the end as well. Once again, this show fails to disappoint. However it was much more straightforward than what we are used to seeing, with multiple characters acting at once but with clearer intentions; of course the exception to this is Nine, who is an enigma himself. In this episode we see the conclusion of Five’s “story” (or is it?), Twelve’s great decision, and the final showdown between “Sphinx” and Shibazaki about to commence. Needless to say, the bar has been set and raised with each episode; one can only imagine what the conclusion will have in store for us.

 

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a long walk to a dark house - part three

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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you and me, together; a deancas au

Summary: When Dean ends up chaperoning Ben’s class trip to the zoo, he meets Ben’s ridiculously attractive teacher, Mr. Novak.

[AO3 Link]

“Daaaaaad! Wake up!”

Dean cracks his eyes open when little fists begin pounding on his leg. The sun is already streaming in through the windows and his alarm clock reads 6:45 AM. He turns over and looks up at his son’s bright grin. He’s already dressed and ready for the day, and Dean’s still laying there in his pajamas.

Wait…Ben? Why is Ben on my bed?

“What are you doing here, kiddo?” Dean croaks out through his dry throat. “I wasn’t supposed to get you until Friday.”

Ben crosses his arms over his chest and throws him a little pout. “Mom dropped me off a few minutes ago. You’re chaperoning my field trip today, remember?”

No, Dean didn’t remember, but he isn’t about to tell Ben. “Uh…of course!” Dean lies through his teeth, and then sits up and pulls Ben into his arms. “I wouldn’t forget about that!”

Ben laughs as Dean tackles him onto the fluffy covers and leaves a kiss on his forehead.

“Dad! I’m too old for that!” he complains through the giggles, and Dean lets him go as they climb out of the bed together.

“You’re never too old for a little fun with your old man,” Dean says. He leads Ben down to the kitchen and grabs his favorite cereal from the top shelf. “Besides, you’ll be in college before you know it. I’ve gotta take advantage when I can.”

“I’m in the fifth grade. I’m not even in middle school yet!” Ben says. He walks over to the fridge and pulls out a carton of milk.

Dean pours the cereal into a bowl and grabs a spoon from the drawer. “Yeah, well, take it from someone older and wiser. You’ll be my age before you know it and have kids of your own.”

Ben climbs up onto the bar stool and pours milk into the bowl. “I don’t wanna be a dad. I wanna be a rock star and write kickass lyrics.”

He nearly drops the box of cereal when he hears that. “Excuse me? Did you say ‘kickass’?”

Ben shrugs and piles of bite of Lucky Charms into his mouth. “Yeah, why?” he mumbles.

“You don’t use that language, you understand? It’ll get you into trouble.”

“But you say it all the time!” Ben counters, and yeah, Dean can’t deny that. Not having the kid around all of the time makes him forget to put on the filters when he is around, and Ben has caught him using colorful language on more than one occasion.

“I’m an adult; I can do what I want” is Dean’s brilliant comeback, and Ben just rolls his eyes.

“But you’re the one that said I’ll be an adult before I know it. I’m just flexing my adultness,” he says.

“It’s too early for this,” Dean grumbles under his breath. “I’m gonna take a shower and then we’ll leave, okay?”

“Okay, Dad,” Ben replies, and then turns back to his breakfast.

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Time to Get Weird in the Seventies (Sara/Leonard/Mick friendship; T)

Summary: Missing scene from 1x01, in which Sara shows off her White Canary outfit and she bonds with her new friends, Leonard and Mick.

Ships: Sara & Leonard, Sara & Leonard & Mick, Laurel & Sara, Leonard & Lisa

A/N: I have never written Leonard Snart or Mick Rory before, but it was so much fun writing them that I *hope* I’ve done a decent job of characterising both of them. I absolutely love the Rogue Canary dynamics on the show, and I really hope we get to see more of them because their camaraderie is honestly to die for. Having said all that, I hope you enjoy the fic, which takes place during Pilot Part 1. :)

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When Sara emerges from the room in the Waverider, clad in her White Canary outfit, she finds only Leonard waiting for her. He’s playing with his cold gun, but he looks up when she greets him with a cheerful “Hey”. Sara raises her eyebrows, though, at the way he narrows his eyes a little.

“Not that you don’t look great,” Leonard begins, but Sara interrupts him.

“Gee, I would say ‘thanks’, only I sense a ‘but’ coming.”

“…but explain to me how that’s the perfect outfit?” Sara glares at him and he holds his hands up in surrender. “Just saying – this is the seventies. You won’t exactly blend in.”

Sara shrugs. “I’ve never blended in. Don’t see the point in starting now. Where’s Mick?”

“Taking a leak,” Leonard says. “So – is this supposed to be your superhero costume?”

She laughs. “Something like that. My big sister had it made for me.”

“You have a sister?”

“Yeah, her name’s Laurel.”

“You two close?” Leonard asks, his tone casual – but Sara can tell he’s curious.

“We are,” Sara says. “Even though I kind of stole her boyfriend from her and made her think I was dead for six years.”

“Ouch,” says Leonard.

“But, I mean, considering she brought me back from the dead, it’d be a bit weird if we weren’t close, to be honest.”

She watches for Leonard’s reaction, and this time even the smirk that he seems to wear at all times can’t conceal his surprise. That much Sara can tell from his widening eyes and raised eyebrows.

“When you say she brought you back from the dead –”

“I mean, I was dead for a year, and then she brought me back using something called the Lazarus Pit.” Sara says all of this with deliberate nonchalance, realising she is enjoying this perhaps more than she should.

“Lazarus… like, from the Bible?”

Sara nods. “Something like that.”

“Huh. Do you have any idea who killed you?”

“I do, actually. It was – a friend of mine. My ex’s little sister, in fact. But she had no idea what she was doing at the time. She never would have tried to hurt me, much less kill me.”

“Well, isn’t your world all fine and dandy… not to mention seven shades of fucked up.” Leonard says this last under his breath, but Sara still hears him and for some reason she laughs.

“I’m an assassin. A resurrected bloodthirsty assassin. I can barely remember a time when my world was anything but fucked up.”

“That makes two of us,” Leonard says, and at the same time they both decide spontaneously to bump fists. Sara grins at her new friend. Maybe this whole saving the world thing would be fun.

“So do you have any siblings?” she asks.

“Little sister,” Leonard replies. “Lisa.”

“And let me guess… she’s in the same line of work as you?” This time it’s Leonard’s turn to glare at Sara, who just shrugs. “Hey, I’m not judging. For what it’s worth, my sister took up my hobby when I died.”

“And what was that?”

“I was the Canary. And I enjoyed kicking the shit out of criminals. Not people like you, so much,” Sara’s quick to clarify when Leonard raises his eyebrows. “More the kind that think women are theirs for the taking the same way money is.”

“Well, in that case,” Leonard says, “you have my vote, Canary.”

“She has your vote in what?” Both Leonard and Sara turn round at Mick’s voice.

“Sara here has a thing for putting misogynists six feet under,” Leonard drawls.

“More in hospital nowadays,” Sara says.

Leonard shakes his head. “Whatever. All I’m saying – that’s the kind of vigilante justice I approve of. The only kind, to be honest.’”

“Len here is super protective over his baby sister,” Mick explains.

“Do you have a picture?” Sara asks. She wonders for a moment as Leonard’s eyebrows crease into a slight frown if he’s had quite enough of acquainting himself with her, but then he pulls out his wallet and shows her a picture.

“She dragged me into a photo booth this one time and I happened to be in charitable mood,” Leonard says. “Probably because I made this big score the day before.”

“Hmm,” Sara says, studying the picture closely. Leonard’s wearing what seems to be his signature smirk, while his sister – Lisa – leans her head on his shoulder and smiles. “She’s hot.”

“Hey, hands off,” Mick says unexpectedly. Sara looks up at him, raises her eyebrows. “What? She’s kinda like the annoying sister I never wanted. Comes with the territory, to be honest.”

“Does she have a codename too?”

“The alliterative kind,” Leonard says. “Like brother, like sister, apparently. She calls herself –”

“– Golden Glider,” Mick and Leonard say in unison.

“That’s better than yours combined,” Sara quips, and to her surprise, her two companions both shrug and nod.

“That’s what happens when the good guys give you nicknames,” Mick says with a shake of his head. “Anyway – enough chitchat. How about we go for that drink?”

“Excellent idea,” Sara says, grinning at Mick and then at Leonard. They both grin back and follow her off the Waverider.

Maybe saving the world could be fun. But in the meantime, it was time to get weird in the seventies.

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shipping-harbor  asked:

What about Micky getting two matching plastic rings and putting them on both Barry and Len and then happily proclaiming that they are married now and have to kiss. And then giving Len an obvious wink and when Barry questions it Micky starts going on about how Daddy is always talking about how much he likes Barry's lips and that both him and aunt Lisa think they should kiss.

Also Michael going with Barry to bring your kid to work day and getting to watch Barry working in his lab and Barry explaining everything to him and then Michael going back home with a little lab coat and goggles along with a small white crystal experiment so he can create some ice like daddy. And Len just melts. (>:3)

I DONT KNOW WHICH IS WORSE, YOUR ANGST OR YOUR FLUFF. IM GETTING SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW.

AND IMAGINE THEM KEEPING THOSE RINGS. Afterwards when Michael is in bed sleeping, they’re like “hahaa that was so funny, how adorable is he?” BUT THEY DONT TAKE IT OFF. AT FIRST ITS “OH NO I ACCIDENTALLY SLEPT WITH IT ON” AND THEN “OH NO I WORE IT TO WORK” AND THEN THEYVE BEEN WEARING IT SO LONG THAT THEY FEEL NAKED WITHOUT IT.

Until Len actually proposes and gets Barry a real ring. Then they just wear it around their necks on a chain.

AND FOR THE SECOND ONE:

Imagine no one knowing about Barry’s relationship with Len or his kid. Barry walks into their apartment, telling Len about his day, and brings up the whole “bring your kid to work day” thing. Barry thinks nothing of it until Len is like “You should take Michael. I know you’re not his Dad, but you’re close enough. Also, I doubt either of us want me to take him to “work””

And at first Barry is hesitant because once he brings that kid in there, he’s going to have to tell Joe and Eddie something. But then Len says that Barry is “close enough” to being his dad, and he just melts. Of course he’ll do it.

So they sit at the table with Michael and talk with him. He can’t mention who his dad is. He cant tell anyone his last name. Dont talk to anyone unless Barry says its okay. And Michael enthusiastically nods and tells them he understands.

Barry is running late, just like everyday, so he ends up at Jitters so he can buy Michael some breakfast and get himself some coffee. He figures if he’s just in there for a minute, he won’t run into anyone he knows. Easy right?

Wrong.

Iris is the first person he runs into. He forgets she has a job too and gets her coffee from Jitters.

“Who’s this little cutie?”

Michael opens his mouth to answer before clamping it back shut. Barry nods his head, letting him know it’s okay to talk.

“My name is Michael.”

“Michael?” Iris repeats, bending down to shake his hand, “Well it’s nice to meet you Michael. My name is Iris.”

“I know,” Michael says, shaking her hand “Barry talks about you all the time.”

And Barry is silently freaking out, hoping Michael doesn’t slip up and say something he shouldn’t. He also doesn’t want to stop Michael from talking in case Iris gets suspicious. Even though it’s a little too late for that.

“Shouldn’t you be at school?” Iris asks, sending a questioning glance at Barry. Barry takes a sip of his coffee so he doesn’t have to speak.

“Yes, but Barry said it’s “bring your kid to work day so-””

“Oh, look at the time!” Barry exclaims, cutting Michael off. “If we don’t get going I’ll be even later than I usually am. Bye, Iris!”

Michael waves before grabbing his blueberry muffin and rushing ahead of Barry.


Barry manages to get up to his lab without running into Eddie or Joe, which is a miracle. He gets some paper work done while Michael sits on a chair in the corner, spinning himself around.

“Barry?”

“Michael?” Barry repeats, flipping to another page.

“It’s bring your kid to work day, right”

“Yep.” Barry answers, looking up to see Michael still spinning in the chair. He cant help but smile.

“So if you brought me, that means I’m your kid. Does that mean your my dad?”

Barry’s had freezes mid word. When he looks up again, Michael has stopped spinning and is staring at him. Barry puts the pen down and gestures for Michael to come over to him. When he does, Barry picks him up and sets him on his lap. 

“Do you want me to be your dad?” Barry asks carefully.

Michael stops as if to think about the answer.

“You do everything Dad does. You take me to school and make me lunch and make sure I’m safe.” Michael turns so he can look at Barry’s face, “I don’t want dad to be alone and you make him happy. I want you to be my dad, too.”

And now Barry is hugging Michael to his chest and trying his damnedest not to tear up. When Barry has composed himself, he tries to answer Michael, only to be interrupted by someone clearing their throat obnoxiously. 

That’s how Eddie finds out.


“Look Barry, it’s Ken!”

Barry and Eddie both look at Michael in confusion.

“What? That’s what daddy calls him!”

Barry sighs and shakes his head while Eddie looks torn between trying not to laugh and being offended.

“So…” Eddie closes the door behind him, “Am I just the last to find out about this? Or…”

“You’re actually the first.” Barry puts Michael down before standing and facing Eddie. “No one knows, not even Iris, so please-”

“I thought we were over all the secrets, Barry.” Eddie says. He doesn’t even look angry. Just upset.

“I know I just…this is new. It’s all just really new and-”

“You don’t know if it’s going anywhere.” Eddie finishes for him.

Well, he’s almost right. Barry thinks.

“Yeah,” Barry says “So please just…keep it to yourself. The others will find out soon.”

Eddie complies before talking with Barry about the case they’re working on. Michael goes back to spinning in his chair.


Around four, Michael starts getting bored. Extremely bored. The kind of bored that doesn’t allow Barry to get any work done. 

So he hands the kid a pair of goggles, a lab coat, and tells him to sit and wait. 

Barry knows he has some kind of relatively safe lab experiment here that he can entertain Michael with. 


Len let’s out a sigh of relief when Barry and Michael finally comeback. It’s weird having the house to himself when he’s so used to Michael running around and Barry talking his ear off. He smiles as soon as he sees Michael with a pair of goggles and a lab coat that is entirely too big for him.

“How’d it go?” Len asks, pushing Michael’s goggles up and off of his face. “Do you want to be a forensic scientist just like Barry?”

“No.” Michael answers right away, reaching for the goggles that Len is holding out of reach. “It’s too boring.”

“What?” Barry exclaims, pretending to be upset “You said you had fun!”

“Yeah, but that was only at the end. You didn’t even let me see any dead people.”

Len laughs while Barry tells Michael to go wash up so that he can show his Dad his experiment. 

As soon as Michael leaves the room, Len grabs Barry’s face and gives him a firm, closed mouthed kiss.

“Thank you.” he whispers to Barry, smiling.


I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.