so both can work for lisa

a long walk to a dark house - masterpost

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

masterpost: 

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

bennylaffite  asked:

ahem,, you know,, Deanna Smith meeting Castielle Novak? like, after her divorce with the woman she thought was "the one", Cas is left with lots of pending work, a teenage daughter to raise and crushing depression, and while everyone complains about her slacking in work, her boss Deanna Smith tries to ask her why she was unable to focus and get her to open up, which Cas slowly does as they bond over night shifts bc they both have a tendency to get lost in their work (1)

(2) and Dee has to force Cas out so that she can spend some time with Claire who seems to be getting more and more distant. but then Cas goes to her school for some Parent’s Day or smth she meets Claire best friend Ben whose mother turns out to be her boss and Cas learns that Deanna lives alone except when Lisa drops Ben by for weekends and that while Charlie is also gay she and Deanna are only friends lmao what had she been thinking this woman is hot and single and very Gay (giMME A FIC PLEASE)

i read this and had to sit with my hands on my face for eight minutes trying to collect myself and now I can’t stop screaming

imma write the fuck outta this

I’m In Too Deep

So you know how Mona Lisa is named after the painting right? 

Well, here’s where it goes full inception on us: 

Leonardo Di Vinci painted the Mona Lisa. 

Leonardo is the name of the oldest brother of the turtles. 

Raphael names Mona Lisa calling her the most beautiful girl in the world. 

Raphael Urbino was a painter who created paintings such as the Three Graces, The Marriage of the Virgin, and The Sistine Madonna. 

Both Leonardo & Raphael worked on their own Mona Lisa projects with Raphael actually sketching the Mona Lisa while Leonardo was working on the Mona Lisa painting. So technically speaking there are two versions of the Mona Lisa that you can say are in existence. 

The sketch done by Raphael during the time Leonardo was working on the actual painting: 

and Leonardo’s later completed portrait of the well renowned Mona Lisa: 

In the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1980′s series, Mona Lisa was originally a human teenager who got mutated into a lizard. Which presented two versions of the same character. 

the human version: 

and her mutated version: 

Leonardo also had a love interest that he was supposed to have in the form of Lotus Blossom in the 80′s version which was a stand in for Karai when she wasn’t yet part of the TMNT animated universe. But his love interest also had TWO different versions of the same character but in different styles just like with the case of the two different versions of Mona Lisa in the 80′s series. 

In the 2012 series Mona Lisa is a lizard alien from space that wasn’t a human but her original debut in the 80′s series depicted her as two different species for the same character. Just like how there are two different versions of the actual Mona Lisa in real life and just like how there are two different versions of Mona Lisa in the animated TMNT series. 

That’s right. I made a entire shit post about Mona Lisa & Art. Sue me. Illuminati confirmed. 

The truth is out there. 

(NOTE: PLEASE DON’T REMOVE ANYTHING FROM THIS POST THANKS

Len talking to Barry in prison AU

I’m bummed and breaking my rule of only NaNo writing this month for a brief ColdFlash headcanon.


“How much does that pay again?”

“How much do you want?”

“What?”

“Humor me. How much of a salary would it take for you to work for me?”

“For you?”

“For STAR Labs, as…a security consultant.”

“You can’t afford me.”

“Try me.”

“I work as part of a team, Barry.”

“So include salaries for Lisa and Rory. Try me.”

Len thinks the figures he gives the kid are pretty high, but Barry just nods.

“Let’s say I can make that happen. If you agree to work for me instead of stealing, maybe the Flash makes a statement, says all this was self-defense.”

“It was self-defense.”

“You and I both know you could have taken your father down without killing him. I’m not saying I judge you for it—though I’m sure you think otherwise, I don’t. Not about this. I wish you hadn’t done it, but I get it. I mean, I know I can never GET IT, but I understand. But you’re better than this, Snart. Let me help you. This time, for once, please, let me help.”

“What’ll I owe you?”

“It isn’t about owing. It’s a transaction. Money for services. And no stealing on the side.”

“Lisa and Mick might not go for that.”

“I expect you to convince them. And I can promise you…it’ll never be boring.”

“You’re on, kid.”


Security consultant was from you, I think, @lisellevelvet

“Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We’ll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we’ll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.”

a long walk to a dark house - part fourteen

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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If Szayel, Giselle, and Lisa were locked in a room...


As requested by anon. :)


Giselle: Hmmm…

Giselle: A dead espada, a living visored, and myself, locked in a room?

Giselle: Am I missing something, or is this a threesome situation?

Lisa: My tastes are broad, but not broad enough to encompass both the living and the dead-dead.

Szayel: Why did you say dead-dead like that?

Lisa: Well, I’m dead too, I get that. But I’m not dead-dead, like you.

Giselle: Well, if dead-dead-undead works for you, then I can help.

Lisa: Dead-dead-undead. Also a deal breaker.

Lisa: Dead-alive is okay, but only because Ichigo died once and he’s still pretty hot.

Giselle: Clearly you’ve never drunk blood from a hot, willing zombie before.

Lisa: Not so much, no.

Giselle: You don’t know what you’re missing!

Szayel: Excuse me for interrupting, but I’d love it if you ladies would stop discussing me as though I am a slab of meat.

Szayel: I may be dead, but -

Lisa: Dead-dead.

Szayel: Whatever! I still have feelings!

Szayel: And you’re a visored, are you?

Szayel: Very interesting. I never got to study a visored up close.

Giselle: Eh, they’re okay.

Giselle: But they don’t make better zombies than anyone else. 

Szayel: Well! Perhaps you lack creativity!

Szayel: I myself had a lot of fun with both my shinigami and my - Quincy.

Szayel: Sealed his powers, you know.

Szayel: Wasn’t hard.

Giselle: Are you trying to bait me?

Szayel: Me? Never!

Giselle: Because if you played with Ishida Uryu, I’m okay with that. He’s nobody’s favorite person right now.

Giselle: Why, just his name makes my Bambi very upset!

Lisa: Kinky!

Giselle: Oh, it’s not like I bring up Ishida’s name on purpose, just to make Bambi fume! Very often.

Lisa: No, I mean I get why we’re all in a room together.

Lisa: We’re the kinky ones.

Giselle: So it IS a threesome situation!

Szayel: Oh, please. Like I’d get a shirt dirty for you, Quincy.

Szayel: So not my type.

Giselle: Mmmm…but you’re mine.

Giselle: Dead.

Lisa: Ooookay, as the person in the room who mostly just *reads* porn, I think you two are on a whole other level here.

Szayel: What? You don’t read filthy things?

Lisa: I’m a curious person. I’ll read anything.

Lisa: But I have never personally drunk a corpse’s blood.

Lisa: Or described how killing someone makes me “wet.”

Szayel: Yes, Giselle IS a bit much!

Lisa: Isn’t your zanpakuto called “fuck me” or something?

Szayel: Something like that, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have taste!

Szayel: The only cannibalism *I* engage in involves fracciones that I made myself!

Giselle: Don’t be a snob! I only drink blood from zombies *I* made myself! 

Szayel: From CORPSES!

Giselle: And what do you make your fracciones out of?

Szayel: NOT CORPSES!

Lisa: You guys do realize you’re arguing about whose cannibalism is least disgusting, right?

Szayel: So?

Giselle: So?

Lisa: …

Lisa; Dammit. I totally ship it now.

a long walk to a dark house - part one

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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a long walk to a dark house - part three

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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a long walk to a dark house - part five

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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a long walk to a dark house - part two

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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a long walk to a dark house - part eight

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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a long walk to a dark house - part twelve

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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a long walk to a dark house - part eleven

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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a long walk to a dark house - part seven

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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a long walk to a dark house - part nine

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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a long walk to a dark house - part ten

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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a long walk to a dark house - part thirteen

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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a long walk to a dark house - part four

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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a long walk to a dark house - part six

title: a long walk to a dark house

author: @freakintveit

beta: @acciomoondew

artist: @thisisanotherhunter

overall word count: 45k

rating: pg-13

warnings: self harm, abusive relationship, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, itp (disease), depression, iron deficiency anemia (disease)

summary: dan didn’t plan to run away, but then again, it may have been for the best. he has an abusive girlfriend, a strange disease, and, in his opinion, nothing to live for. but when a stranger with brilliant blue eyes finds him and offers him a place to stay, dan discovers that he does have a reason to live after all. love.

author’s notes: I’ve been working on this for so long and I can’t believe it’s finally done, I’d like to thank my lovely beta, Lisa, and my amazing artist, Dani. Dani’s art can be found here. I’m eternally grateful for both of their hard work on this, and without them, I wouldn’t be posting this today. Enjoy!

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