so boring this year

groovy tony in the office: guys… u know what the teens need

david karp, sighing and rubbing his temples: what do the teens need tony

groovy tony: a tiny shitting horse

david karp: holy fuck. holy shit tony you absolute mad man. holy fuck tony you’re a genius. shit on a stick, no, shit on TWO sticks this is the best thing ive ever heard tony. go and fuck my wife tony

Finally saw the WTTM video and im laughing omg. This is what people are claiming to be pedophilia? How many straws are you trying to grasp here lmao
Otabek legit took his gloves off in 2 seconds. It wasn’t even sexual as y'all making it to be (both at anti and shippers). Did y'all even read the manga strip Kubo made? 👀
Sorry but I don’t see sexualization there either.
How bout this.
1) You stop sexualizing a 15 year old kid. Yeah Im calling y'all out. If you see this skate as sexual than that’s on you buddy.
2) look up the definition of pedophilia it’s not that hard Linda
3) This is more of a pet peeve but stop calling those who like the ship straight lmao. Gay AF here. Stop grouping us as a whole with shitty yaoi fangirls.
4) I saw misinformation earlier and buddy. This was planned before otayuri became ‘popular’. Take your white hands off of Kubo you fucking nasties.
5) Why can’t you just accept that westerners and easterners have different pov’s on social and moral views.
5.5) Its a 3 year age gap. Get over it. It’s the equivalent of a freshman and a senior. And if you’re whining about legal stances check out the Romeo and Juliet Law in Texas. That applies to Otayuri if they had grown up in the United States (Saying this cause I remember a moron not knowing how to use Google and entering ‘Romeo and Juliet Law’ and thought they were being a smartass).
6) If none of this convinces you and you leave YoI. 👋 Bye bitch.
And yes. I could’ve done this without the passive aggressive tone. But I’m petty and a tired Asian whose eyes can’t roll farther back oops.

LIST OF AUs/PROMPTS I THINK WORK  FOR SIDES OF THE LOVE SQUARE:

  • sharing a high school school textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners au
  • found their phone number in a library book au
  • called the wrong number while drunk
  • crashed their car au
  • “why does your cat keeps getting into my house???”
  • parents are heads of rivaling mob families au
  • drama school rivals being cast as romantic leads au
  • strangers who end up on the kiss cam at a sporting event au
  • tried to unlock the wrong car in the parking lot au
  • “you’re cute why did we have to meet on the one day I decided to stay in sweats” au
  • crazy cat horder and frustrated-allergic-to-cats neighbor au
  • got involved in a heated game of smash bros. at a con au
  • hugged to wrong person from behind 
  • “who’s this jerk who keeps beating my high scores at the arcade” au
  • “it’s a total coincidence that I happen to water my plants at the same time you jog past my house” au
  • you are definitely drunk-texting the wrong number but this is way too funny so i’m gonna keep this going for a while au
  • this person just fell asleep on me in the subway au
  • “i tried to rescue you from being mugged but instead I got knocked out and you had to take me to the hospital after having your wallet stolen” au

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Candy Hearts

Summary: Stiles decides that, since they’re the only two single members of the pack, he and Derek should spend Valentine’s Day together.

Notes: Just some silly, light-hearted fluff. (On AO3)


Derek can hear Stiles coming from all the way down the hall, and he turns toward the door, expecting Stiles to burst in with his usual energy.

Instead, there’s just some shuffling and a sort of muffled knocking. It’s odd, because Stiles doesn’t lose keys (in fact, he just keeps them forever), but Derek goes and rolls open the door anyway.

When he does, he realizes why Stiles didn’t let himself in.

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and if it was just how you wanted, you’d be glued to his bones

The Newest Ackles

Part 2 of Welcome to the Family

Relationship: Jensen X Daughter!Reader, Danneel X Daughter!Reader

Words: 2,232

Summary: The Reader is having a difficult time adjusting to her new way of life. But a challenge is nothing if not exciting!

Warnings: being the new kid at school, bullying (if you squint), lots and lots of fluff

Tagging: @winchesters-favorite-girl @deathtonormalcy56 @sis-tafics @straightasdeanwinchester @infamati–et–obliterati @girl-with-a-fandom-fettish @alexandriajanae4 @27bmm @missdestiel67 @sumara62

A/N: I was going to wait to post this but I’m impatient sometimes lol. Plus I really liked the way this turned out. There will not be another part to this, in case anyone was wondering. Enjoy!

Read part 1 here - Welcome to the Family

Originally posted by humans-are-so-overrated-moved

The window was cool against the side of your head, a nice reprieve from the oppressive heat of Texas. Even after spending the entire summer in the Lone Star state, you still hadn’t quite adjusted to the temperature of your new home.

You scowled as the sunlight hit your eyes again; no matter which way you sat in your seat, you could never seem to completely block the harsh rays pouring into the car.

“What are you thinking about, kiddo?”

With a sigh, you turned to face Danneel – no, your mom.

God, you were never going to get used to that, were you?

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I love my lynx point siamese but she likes to sit in the hallway and scream into the void. She’ll do this nonstop for an hour.

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she had the world // panic! at the disco

i cant believe such an empowering, hardworking, influential, unique and talented group of women such as sistar get treated with literally no respect for doing the absolute most. the music industry really hates women. there isn’t a single place in the world where women receive the same appreciation, opportunities and praise for doing the same shit men do and even more in the same damn industry. im tired