so bear with me for the spam

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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kagehina as b-boys (for hq 69min on twitter) | (dance AU)

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YOOOOO So I’m sort of definitely absolutely late on this, but I still wanted to post cool stuff from last weekend’s con just for the sake of posterity. It’s probs gonna be in like 3-4 posts, so you might(?) experience a little spam. try to bear with me here folks.

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Ok so I know I say this every single day (bc Ren spams the fancafe everyday lmao) but we do not deserve Choi Mingi.

The amount of times he’s replied to loves. He gives us so much love love its almost too much for me to bear haha

Ahhh what should I do? his replies really make my heart flutter~~

dating Mingyu would include

Note: this is my first time so please bear with me

Also note: the reader in this is shorter and younger than Mingyu.

  • if you’re smaller a lot of teasing
  • “Hey jagi can you reach up and get me-oh wait.”
  • lots got glaring BECAUSE of the teasing
  • him using you as a arm rest
  • “Mingyu stop.”
  • “No, I’m comfy.”
  • calling you short evERY DAY
  • being the little spoon when it’s time to cuddle
  • having him cook you food even if you decline
  • “I’m not hungry”
  • “Just try this!”
  • “No.”
  • “Just do it.”
  • “Ugh, fine.”
  • him spamming you with texts when he’s away or even at practice
  • “I miss you.”
  • “You’ve only been gone for a hour Mingyu.”
  • “So?”
  • Him freaking out whenever you call him oppa
  • “Babe, can you say it?”
  • “Say what?”
  • “You know what.”
  • You’d stare at him confused until you realized.
  • “No.”
  • “Jagi.”
  • -note the ton of pouting-
  • “Nope.”
  • After he’d just stop asking and continue to pout.
  • Which you eventually gave into.
  • “Oppa.”
  • You have no idea how happy you made this child by calling him that.
  • Him always wanting to play with your hair or do it.
  • “Babe can I do your hair?”
  • “What? No.”
  • “Please?”
  • “No, the last time you did it I had a huge knot that we had to cut out!”
  • Holding hands, literally everywhere.
  • Like, you’d be in the supermarket and he wouldn’t let you go get milk without him.
  • “I just need to go get milk, wait here.”
  • “No, I’m coming with you.”
  • “Mingyu, you’re not a child.”
  • He’d end up coming with you, gripping your hand so you don’t leave him alone.
  • You know that post about if a dog could talk?
  • Yeah, that’s Mingyu.
  • Being best friends with the Seventeen members.
  • Mainly Wonwoo.
  • He practically lives at your house.
  • “Babe, can Wonwoo come over?”
  • “When did you ever have to ask?”
  • “Good point.”
  • “and when was the last time he didn’t come over.”
  • “Right.”
  • Listening to the members say how gross he is.
  • “He’s still in the bad habit of wiping his snot on us.”
  • “You thought it was bad when he did it to Jun’s hair? It got on my face!”
  • “Not only that, he’s constantly talking about your sex life.”
  • **NSFW below!**
  • Speaking of your sex life
  • Your two were inseparable
  • Like a few times you just spent the whole day in bed.
  • And you weren’t just watching TV.
  • With Mingyu it’s unpredictable how the night goes.
  • Sometimes he wants to be passionate, sometime rough and possessive.
  • him constantly complimenting your body
  • running his hands along your curves
  • kissing up your skin until he meets your lips
  • expect his head between your legs a lot
  • he’d probably expect something in return
  • but he won’t make you
  • lot of heavy breathing instead of moans
  • some moans but not a lot
  • “you’re so beautiful”
  • “how’d I get so lucky?”
  • “Mingyu.”
  • “yeah?
  • “Shut up?”
  • anyways
  • dating mingyu would be 
  • fun
  • exciting
  • very passionate
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anonymous asked:

(Yes, all the Urban) Now how about a balance? Good and Evil, black and white united to create a wonderful *dull* grey! (Ps. Not too many colours left... I made a list)

(sorry this took so long!)

Grey - the colour of an elephant. And you know the saying - an elephant never forgets. JUST LIKE I WILL NEVER FORGET HOW OUR BABY BONES WAS SCREWED OVER IN INTO DARKNESS!

…… ahem. So let us continue our colour-themed Karl spam! And this will be a long spam, so bear with me…

Well first of all, I think this is the appropriate place to share the other black and white photograph I had. I mean, there’s a lot of grey in this one right? :D

Now, when it comes to clothes, I must say that I do love a grey suit on a man. Certainly not a dull colour! And don’t our boys Chris and Karl look FABULOUS in grey?

Ok, this is no grey suit, but have you seen this photoshoot of Karl?! (it is still relevant as his t-shirt is grey Ok?)

In Star Trek, the character of Bones has had his own fair share of gorgeous grey outfits

But let’s face it. As soon as the colour was mentioned, we all knew EXACTLY where it would end up. Because we couldn’t have the colour grey without mentioning that GLOOOOOOORIOUS WETSUIT <3

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Lai Guanlin [Basketball Fluff]

Anon: hi i really enjoyed your baejin fluff ;) could you do one for guanlin. maybe like a basketball player guanlin ;) or whatever you like ! thank you so much !

Okay this is just a cute idea I’m actually becoming soft inside??? Like just thinking about it makes me love him even more > <

(credits to owner)


Y/N POV

“Y/N I want to go to the park~” my 5 year old sister, Hwasung, whines. 

“In a little bit, okay?” I tell her while pulling her onto my lap. “Let me rest from our game of tag.”

Hwasung nods but pouts while staring at my phone screen with me.

The truth is, I don’t want to go because it’s the same park where my long-time crush is playing basketball… Lai Guanlin. I was sort of stalking his Snapchat when I saw one of his friends, Samuel I think, hacked his Snapchat and recorded him shooting a basket at the park.

Guanlin and I have only really talked to each other once. I wouldn’t even call it talking. We were chosen by our teacher to act this part of a play out in our literature class and let me tell you that that has ruined my life of becoming an actress because I had to face him and I just became so flustered that I could barely speak and our teacher had to help me.

“Is that your boyfriend?” Hwasung asks while looking at my home screen.

“Uhm, yes?”

Hwasung giggles and pokes at the screen. “He’s so handsome~”

“Isn’t he?”

She nods. “Can we go now~??”

All I can do is laugh and ruffle her hair while getting up. “Let’s get ready.”


After many outfit changes, I stick with a messy ponytail, a regular white sleeveless shirt tucked into ripped high-waisted shorts, and black Converse high-tops. I pick out an outfit for Hwasung and have her change, then I start to braid her hair while humming ‘Oh Little Girl’. Finishing off Hwasung’s braid, I sling on a small backpack with snacks and my wallet in it and take her hand.

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Basketball Confessions {Lai Guanlin}

Lai Guanlin

Basketball Fluff

[Requested]

Synopsis: An accident turns into a short game of HORSE and cute confessions.


Y/N POV

“Y/N I want to go to the park~” my 5 year old sister, Hwasung, whines.

“In a little bit, okay?” I tell her while pulling her onto my lap. “Let me rest from our game of tag.”

Hwasung nods but pouts while staring at my phone screen with me.

The truth is, I don’t want to go because it’s the same park where my long-time crush is playing basketball… Lai Guanlin. I was sort of stalking his Snapchat when I saw one of his friends, Samuel I think, hacked his Snapchat and recorded him shooting a basket at the park.

Guanlin and I have only really talked to each other once. I wouldn’t even call it talking. We were chosen by our teacher to act this part of a play out in our literature class and let me tell you that that has ruined my life of becoming an actress because I had to face him and I just became so flustered that I could barely speak and our teacher had to help me.

“Is that your boyfriend?” Hwasung asks while looking at my home screen.

“Uhm, yes?”

Hwasung giggles and pokes at the screen. “He’s so handsome~”

“Isn’t he?”

She nods. “Can we go now~??”

All I can do is laugh and ruffle her hair while getting up. “Let’s get ready.”


After many outfit changes, I stick with a messy ponytail, a regular white sleeveless shirt tucked into ripped high-waisted shorts, and black Converse high-tops. I pick out an outfit for Hwasung and have her change, then I start to braid her hair while humming ‘Oh Little Girl’. Finishing off Hwasung’s braid, I sling on a small backpack with snacks and my wallet in it and take her hand.

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anonymous asked:

Hey khiwatari-san.. I'm kinda follow yr updates in twitter and it seems that u're busy with works. Thanks so much for translating axk and still didn't give up till now. Love u so much!! ;) and is there any other anime/manga that u have been following right now?? I've already watch what youtube had recommended me :\

Yes, work is very busy lately, actually, it has been busy since mid 2016… and sorry for making everyone bored with my rants on Twitter.  Since twitter is so convenient and usually it is the only app that works when my phone internet signal is weak I always spam on Twitter XD  THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEARING WITH MY RANTS!!

I have not been following too many anime/manga lately for obvious reasons stated above. There isn’t anything this season that caught my eye immediately like AxK and BSD~

For anime, I am following:

1. Boku no Hero Academia

2. Clockwork Planet- recently got into this because it’s the same author as No Game No Life, but I like the latter better 8D

And for manga, I just finished reading “Akuma ni Chic x Hack” by Tanemura Arina-sensei. I think her works are the only shoujo I am reading right now and everything else I read is shounen XD (I own every manga of hers except “Neko to Watashi no Kinyoubi” and going to buy the two volumes of Akuma ni Chic x Hack later~)

Manga I am following are Aoharu x Kikanjuu (obviously), Bungo Stray Dogs (obviously), Boku no Hero Academia.

Some series I am following the light novel instead of the manga version, including Sword Art Online and No Game No Life~

Due to 5 SAD FUCKING CREEPS, making fake accounts of me, not only do I have to watermark my fucking selfies, I am making the water marks HUGE so there’s no way they can be cropped out. Fuck all the creeps and please immediately tell me if you see or suspect a fake account of me or anyone else. Spam and fake/catfishing accounts sicken me. I’m sorry if you’ve ever been messaged by an impersonator of me or anyone else. Please reblog this to spread awareness of catfishing. It’s wrong and sick.

uc berkeley 2021

I FINALLY MADE A DECISION SO RELIEVED 

after frantic hours of soul searching and chatting with people (primarily @thebearwilleat lmao sorry girl–btw she’s graduating from cal soon so spam her with congratulations messages) i finally decided to become a golden bear! 

ucla was a beautiful californian paradise but it just wasn’t for me. something just didn’t feel right. 

both excited and scared for the next 4 years; here’s to hoping that i pass chem 1a and actually make it through the pre-med reqs to declare MCB or IB HAHA i need prayers

thank you to the many awesome appblrs @physicsfanatic @studythesunshineflowers @harbingerofbooksandbakedgoods @think-ings @crystalflowerbomb and the others that were there for me to rant/vent/stress together with when college decisions were rolling out!

i guess i’m officially an ex-appblr now but if anyone wants me to revise their essays, talk about colleges (especially the UC’s) or want advice about high school and the admissions process here i am

and if you’re an appblr ‘17 be sure to PM me and tell me where you’re going!

btw my blog will consist mainly of Cal swag and images of the campus so sorry in advance 

2017 GIVEAWAY!!!

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This giveaway will be for my followers only♥

(if you reblog from a side blog be sure to comment the blogs name from which you’re following me!)
there will be 5 winners!! there can only be two entries per person (a like and a reblog)
so only like and reblog ONCE if you want to enter! this avoids spamming your followers!
Please DO NOT enter this giveaway to later sell the items I give you..
this is to hopefully help fairly new players and those who’ve been struggling to get these items or pay loans!

First Prize♥!
• 5 million bells!
• Bunny c. Balloon!
• Princess Furniture Set! (includes princess dress)
• Giant Teddy Bear!
• Bubble Wand!

Second Prize♥!
• 4 million bells!
• Bunny g. Balloon!
• Kiki and LaLa Furniture Set! (includes dress, outfit, pin, shoes, socks, wand)
• Dalmation Ornament!
• Bubble Wand!

Third Prize♥!
• 3 million bells!
• Bunny i. Balloon!
• Cinnamoroll Furniture Set! (includes hat, jacket, outfit, shoes)
• Labrador Ornament!
• Bubble Wand!

Fourth Prize♥!
• 2 million bells!
• Bunny p. Balloon!
• My Melody Furniture Set! (includes dress, hat, outfit, shoes)
• Dachshund Ornament!
• Bubble Wand!

Fifth Prize♥!
• 1 million bells!
• Bunny r. Balloon!
• Hello Kitty Furniture Set! (includes shoes, outfit, hat, dress)
• Chihuahua Ornament!
• Bubble Wand!

Good luck to all who participate and thank you so much for following me!!
This Giveaway will end on Feburary 2nd 2017 !
I’ll announce the winners that night and give them 24 hours to respond!
If you do not respond your prize will be rerolled and I’ll contact the new winner!

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Part Two Of An Out-Of-The-Blue Fic Spam I Swear I Will Be Writing Fanfic For This Fucking Show Five Years From Now And Everyone Will Just Look On And Think “Wow.  She Never Let That One Go, Huh?”


Part two of a two-part fic spam!  Part one is here.  The stories have little correlation, I’m just linking the posts basically.

This one is truly meaningless fluff of the shorter and even more meaningless variety than my usual.  This is just a fun, uneventful Finetta fluff piece.  Part of the inspiration is drawn from watching my roommate, who grew up with housekeepers, try to adult on his own.

Izetta realizes something about Finé shortly after their wedding.  Lightly NSFW-ish as usual.  I also *may* have only proofed this lightly because, you know, life, so bear with me if there are typos afoot.

If you like this stuff, I have a masterpost with all my fic over here.



It all starts innocuously enough, with a lazy morning, in bed far later than they’d ever be allowed if Finé we’re working today or if Nadine were there to pester them about staying in bed too late.  Nadine wouldn’t let them eat in the bed either, but Finé insists on it, and the flippant and conspiratorial smirk she gives Izetta as she leaves the room for the kitchen convinces her well enough. Nadine will almost certainly be able to tell they’ve broken her no-food-outside-the-kitchen rule once she’s back. But that’s in a week, more if Finé can push for it, and it is their honeymoon. A breach of decorum is not only alright, but maybe even expected.

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Okay, firstly, this will be updated in the future to have a more vast selection of works but for now I will only be doing head shots. This is so I can figure out a proper work load for myself. 

Secondly, this is the first time I am doing something like this so please bear with me. I will start off with something you should know for these and future commissions.

  • If you desire one, please contact me here @fluent-in-sarcasim through the direct messanger. Straight up tell me that you want a commission or I will possibly mark it as spam if all you say is “hi” and nothing else.
    • Your message should include:
      • Type of commission
      • Character(s) you want drawn. 
        • Please include a reference.
      • Any quick details about the character personality or what you wish to be included. 
      • And finally your paypal email so I can invoice you. I am strictly using Paypal for these commissions, sorry. 
  • Fanart/OCs/furries are all OK, but you must provide visual reference.  If you do not have specific image references of your character, I can work from “mood boards”/pintrest boards/etc for an additional fee (depending on complexity).
  • Nudity and blood are OK, sexual content and gore are up for discussion. However, I will not do anything NSFW as I am not comfortable with that. Chest up is fine, bottom down not so much. 
  • Payment is expected upfront in full and will be processed through Paypal invoice. If this is an issue please let me know and we can maybe work something out. Like I said above, Paypal is pretty much my only option. However, I do have a Ko.fi which could possibly be used as well.  
  • Prices are in USD and intended for personal use only; if you’re looking for artwork for a commercial project, email me and we can discuss separate rates.  I reserve the right to use commissioned art work for promotional purposes.
  • Commission prices include the digital files only; it is the commissioner’s responsibility to print their own physical copies, should they desire any. However, if you wish to have a printable version, I will provide you with such. You simply have to ask.

Now that all is out of the way I’ll get a bit more specific with the commission types currently available:

Head-shot Sketches - $3.00 per head

Head-shot Flat Color - $5.00 per head

Head-shot Shaded - $7.00 per head

  • Added background + $2.00

Even though, these are listed as Headshots, if you want a bust it will be about $1.00 on top of these base prices. 

Thank you for your interest! I appreciate any reblogs to help boost.  Please send any questions to elefluff@gmail.com