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Annabeth Hair Headcannons

When I was 12 I loved Annabeth because like…she didn’t really give a shit about what she looked like, and there would be moments where Rick would say “She woke up with a rat’s nest” or “She didn’t have time to brush it” and yeah. That meant a lot to little me. So here are some headcannons based on my own blonde, thick, curly hair experiences.

  • When she was living on the streets with Luke and Thalia, she wouldn’t really brush her hair. Sometimes she would, but she would only comb through the top later bcuz she was young and in a rush, so there was this giant hidden knot of tangles at the base of her neck.
  • (Thalia eventually had to cut off the clump because it was so gnarly. Annabeth named it “George”)
  • Back when she was still living at home, her stepmom would force her to sit down every morning so she could comb through the bed-head. She would rip the brush through Annabeth’s hair, and roll her eyes when she started crying. “Stop being dramatic. It’s not that bad.”
  • Because of that ^^, Annabeth’s head is basically numb now??? Like, you could tear out a clump of hair and she would hardly react.
  • She can’t fit all her hair under a hat. Even when it’s in a bun. It’s fucking impossible.
  • She gets tons of questions like “What shampoo/conditioner do you use?” and she’s like “…uh, whatever’s in the shower?? Department store shit?” and they nod like she’s just given them sage haircare advice.
  • Annabeth doesn’t cut her hair short. She can’t make herself, even though she knows it would be more practical to have short hair but…she can’t. It’s not a vanity thing. Her hair is unique, she knows this, and it’s sort of become a part of her. Like a calling card.
  • She feels the same way with dying her hair. Sometimes, she really hates being blonde, because there’s always some fuckboy who’s like “lol ur blonde u must be a dumb whore” which is stupid and doesn’t even make sense, but some ppl actually slut-shame her about it. So she keeps the color because fuck those people.
  • People are always asking to braid her hair. All the time. It’s fucking annoying.
  • (The only person she lets braid her hair is Piper because she actually knows what the fuck she’s doing.)
  • Some people just…touch her hair. Like, random strangers. In the grocery store, at the movies, in school. OMFG all the time in school, the kid sitting behind her will reach out and pat her hair, and she’ll turn around to glare and they’ll just be like “what?”
  • She plays with it when she’s hyper-focusing, twirling and twisting it around her fingers. Once when she was 13 a group of girls started teasing her about it. “Why do you always play with your hair? Do you think your special? Are you trying to flirt? You’re so weird and gross.” She stopped playing with it in public after that.  
  • She ALWAYS has hair-ties. ALWAYS. She’s that girl with, like, four hair-ties on her left wrist at all times. You need a hair-tie? Go to Annabeth, she’s gotchu.
  • All of her hair-ties break, though. Like, they just snap. She has to buy the super durable ones.
  • The only people who are allowed to play with her hair without asking for express permission are: Percy, Piper, Hazel (although she always asks anyways), and Rachel.
  • OMFG Rachel and Annabeth and Hazel bond over their curly hair. Like, they each have different kinds of curly hair, but they can all bond together over it.
  • Like, someone says “you can’t comb your hair in the shower” or “do you ever brush your hair?” and Annabeth, Rachel, and Hazel share a Look.
  • Annabeth went through a phase where whenever someone would say something like “OMG i would do anything to have your hair you’re so lucky,” she would respond with “ok i can shave it off and glue it to your head if you want” with a complete straight face. 
  • She gets headaches when she wears high ponytails.
  • Her hair gets REALLY poofy when she brushes it out. Like, just a cloud of poof. It’s such a relief when she does this sometimes, because it sort of takes off a lot of its weight.
  • If she ever does cut her hair, she’s going to donate it. All of it. 
  • She hates it when ppl call her “blondie”. Even Percy.
  • She’s actually broken a few hairbrushes before. But now she knows what kinds to buy.
  • For the last time, no. She doesn’t like straightening her hair. It takes forever, it’s really hot and uncomfortable, and it never stays. It’s stupid.
  • She can totally hide things in her hair. Sometimes ppl will stick pencils and pens in it. Percy and Piper have a game where they try to see how many things they can fit in her hair without her noticing.
  • She has to braid it when she swims. Like, none of that majestic hair-flowing-underwater crap. If her hair gets wet, it will tangle, and brushing that shit out is a pain in the ass.
  • She’s recognizable in a crowd. She sort of likes that.
  • Sometimes, Percy will refer to her hair as a lion’s mane. She sort of likes that.
  • Generally, she doesn’t really care about how it looks. It poofs up when it’s summer, it turns dark when it’s winter, and it will get tangles no matter how many times she brushes it. She doesn’t have the time or energy to care.
  • She doesn’t shave her legs, because who gives a shit? (also she’s blonde so the hair doesn’t really show up, so if she did care that wouldn’t be too much of a problem.)

Just….Annabeth dealing with her hair like only Annabeth would.

Fake Dating Series; The8/Minghao

- you’re a regular at this little family-owned chinese restaurant near your school
- you go there so often that you know the couple that works there
- it’s a fairly new restaurant and you were actually one of their first customers so whenever you come by, they always greet you warmly and sometimes even give you free food
- occasionally, their son minghao would come by to lend a hand
- you’ve always found him cute, from the first time you entered the restaurant and he served you
- he even goes to the same college as you and he’s actually in one of your classes, but he probably doesn’t even know it
- you don’t really mind that since you’re too scared to talk to him
- because he’s so handsome??? and perfect in every way???
- he works hard for his studies, he helps his parents out at the restaurant when he has free time, he’s a tutor for chinese, and he’s just an overall kind person and hard worker
- every time you see him, you tell yourself “today’s the day, I’M GOING TO TALK TO HIM” but before you could even say anything, you go like “nope, not today”
- your excuse is always “i might embarrass myself and then i’ll never be able to show my face in his family’s restaurant AGAIN”
- so you decide to just stay quiet and keep that “strangers who acknowledge each other” friendship
- moving on
- one day, you’re eating at the restaurant and this annoying guy from one of your classes enters through the door
- he orders takeout at the counter and while waiting for his order, he looks around the restaurant and he breaks out into a smile when he sees you
- you’re like “omfg no wHY” when you see him make his way over to you
- he exclaims “hey!! how are you?” and you sigh in relief and think “hmm, maybe we can have a normal conversation for once”
- but no, he starts flirting with you and insists that you give him your number no matter how politely you refuse
- you’re smiling on the outside to be nice, but inside you’re like HELP SOMEONE DOWAJWO SOS
- when he keeps asking for it, you say “i’m sorry….. i really can’t give it you” and he asks “but why not??”
- you lie “i….. have a boyfriend!!” and he’s clearly taken by surprise because he’s never actually SEEN you with anyone…..
- he says “what?? who??”
- at that very moment, minghao walks through the door and you point at him and exclaim “him!! he’s my boyfriend!!”
- minghao freezes at your words and stays that way even when the annoying guy turns around to look at him
- even minghao’s parents stopped what they were doing to look over at you and their son
- you shoot minghao an apologetic look and say “yup, that’s right, he’s my boyfriend.”
- the guy says “….really??” and when he isn’t looking, you clasp your hands together and mouth “please save me” to minghao
- minghao nods his head and says “…..that’s right.” he then makes his way over to you and asks the guy “is there anything you need?”
- the guy shakes his head and says “no….. nothing at all”
- he shoots you both a suspicious look, but backs off and leaves the restaurant when his takeout’s ready
- you turn to minghao the instant the guy’s out of sight and you say “i’m SO sorry!!! it’s just—he wouldn’t leave and i said the first thing that came to mind…..”
- he smiles at you and says “it’s fine, i get it” and he tells you to enjoy your meal as he joins his parents behind the counter
- your face is all red for the rest of your meal and you’re so embarrassed when you go up to the cash register because minghao’s the one ringing you up
- you quickly pay for your meal and leave the restaurant internally screaming “i messed up i messED UP IT’S OVER”
- but it’s when you get back to your dorm and you’re lying on your bed that you take out your receipt and realize…. minghao gave you a discount
- you brush it off as “i’m a regular….. that’s probably just why”
- you walk into class the next morning—the class you have with minghao—and since you know where he sits, you look down to pretend you didn’t see him and sit in one of the random available spots
- but just as you sit down, someone plops their backpack on the desk next to yours and you’re like great. it’s probably the annoying guy again
- but when you turn to face the person….. you almost let out a gasp to see minghao sitting there
- he must’ve noticed your confusion because he asks “is there something wrong?” and you ask “no, nothing, i just….. wasn’t expecting you to sit here.”
- he laughs “the guy might grow suspicious if we don’t sit next to each other.” and from the corner of your eye, you can spot the guy looking right at you both
- you look down and quietly say “you…. don’t need to do this, you know? i could just tell the guy i lied and everything. i’m sorry for dragging you into this.”
- minghao smiles “i’m okay with it.” and that’s all he says….. but you still feel guilty for making him do this
- class quickly comes to an end (and you unfortunately couldn’t even focus on the lecture), and minghao leaves without saying goodbye while you’re packing up your stuff
- you subtly turn your head to check if the annoying guy’s still there and seeing that he isn’t, you think “of course…. we’re back to being strangers when he isn’t there”
- it’s a bit sad to think about…. but what can you do…. you probably made things even more awkward with your fake dating lie…..
- you sigh and walk out of the class, but to your surprise, minghao is waiting outside
- he approaches you and asks “where’s your next class?” and you kind of fumble with your words before pointing to the right and saying “it’s th-that way.”
- minghao says “i’m heading there too, we can walk together.”
- you say “but…. the guy’s gone…. there’s no need to….”
- you don’t know why you didn’t just shut your mouth and rush over next to him because XU MINGHAO aka THE GUY YOU’VE BEEN KIND OF CRUSHING ON just offered to walk you to class
- minghao shakes his head and says “if i’m going to be walking in that direction too, then it’s the same thing.”
- you smile up at him, and you both walk down the school hallways side by side, and you’re kind of nervous but….. even though it’s quiet, you still feel happy
- minghao’s class is a little farther than yours, so when you both stop in front of the doors, you tell him “thanks for walking me here” and he says “no problem. i’ll see you around!!”
- he turns around and leaves, and as you watch his retreating figure, you continuously ask yourself “did that really happen??”
- this class is three hours long and it’s super boring and actually it’s your least favorite, but the entire time….. you’re smiling
- your next class with minghao is in three days (friday), and you’re really excited to see him again, but your excitement diminishes when your professor sends everyone a message saying that class is cancelled for that day
- you’re really disappointed upon hearing the news because one) you won’t get to see minghao and two) your two-hour break is now a four-hour break
- you know you can always see minghao at the restaurant but you kind of want to avoid that place for a while because you’re so embarrassed…..
- his parents definitely heard you say he’s your boyfriend, and he probably told them it’s just for pretend…..
- the only thing you can tell yourself is: WHY DID I LET THIS HAPPEN
- you think “okay. i’ll just eat instant ramyeon for tonight. i’ll be fine.”
- but when class ends at 7pm and you haven’t eaten since like 2pm….. it definitely isn’t enough to fill you up, you note as you stare at your empty instant noodles cup unsatisfied
- and that’s how you find yourself standing in front of minghao’s family’s restaurant after a long day
- you slap your forehead and sigh at how WEAK you are
- the restaurant closes at 10pm, and you enter through the doors by 9:15pm
- minghao greets you from the counter, where he’s waiting for his parents to finish cooking the current orders
- you sit on one of the tables, and you find it a bit weird that you haven’t received the menu yet…..
- but then minghao comes along with your regular order, and sets it on the table before you
- you look up at him and say “o-oh! thank you” and he just smiles while his parents wave at you from behind the counter
- the other customers leave before you could finish your meal, and feeling a bit awkward, you quickly finish up your food and head over to the counter to pay
- minghao asks “are you going to head back to the dorms now?” and you nod your head, but he says “alone? it gets dark early these days…..”
- you say “it’s all right, the dorms aren’t too far away”
- minghao looks a bit uneasy you can tell, and just as he’s about to hit the buttons on the cash register, he turns to his dad and asks “dad, can you take the cash register?”
- his dad nods and takes minghao’s spot, which confuses you a bit because…. what’s happening??
- noticing the confusion on your face, he says “meet me outside once you’re done paying, i’ll take you back to the dorms.”
- you say “what?? oh no, you really don’t need to!!” and minghao smiles “i want to. just to make sure you get back safely.”
- and with that, he walks out the door, leaving you behind with his parents
- his dad tells you the total amount to pay, and you hand him the exact amount while dropping a few coins in the tips jar
- you politely say thank you and good night to them, but before you could exit the door, minghao’s mom calls after you
- she doesn’t know your name, so she says “excuse me?” and you turn to her and say “yes?”
- she approaches the counter and with a kind smile, she tells you “please take care of our son.”
- you look at her, surprised that minghao didn’t tell her that you’re not actually dating
- and you feel so guilty that this is all a lie….. but you can’t bring yourself to tell her the truth, too afraid to disappoint her
- so instead, you smile at minghao’s parents and say “i will.”
- you walk out the doors of the restaurant and you see minghao standing against the wall of the restaurant with his bike at his side
- he says “ready?” and gets on his bike, while you blink in confusion, asking “you’re going to be biking there?”
- he nods, and pats the rear rack of his bike, “i’m going to be biking us there. hop on.”
- you walk over to him and sit on the back of his bike, holding onto the sides of the rear rack instead of wrapping your arms around him because you’re too shy to
- minghao turns to you and asks “are you ready?” and when he sees you nod your head, he takes off and starts heading in the direction of the dorms
- neither of you say a word, and nothing but the sound of crickets chirping and the howling of the wind can be heard as minghao slowly bikes through the empty neighborhoods
- eventually, he breaks the silence, and says “you might want to hold onto me for now. there are a bunch of turns coming up.”
- you nod your head and let go of the rack to hold onto his shirt, feeling your face heat up already
- but when the bike makes a bit of a jolt because of a bump in the road, you wrap your arms around minghao tightly and lay your head on his back as your way of hiding your red face
- so as to not make things feel awkward, you decide to start a conversation and say “minghao…. sorry for all this trouble…. but thanks for this.”
- minghao says “it’s nothing. i didn’t want you to walk back all by yourself, you know?”
- you smile to yourself at his words, and then ask “so where’s your dorm? west side or east side?”
- you see him shake his head and he says “i don’t have a dorm room. i live closeby, so there’s no need for me to get one. saves a lot of money, thank goodness.”
- you ask “you live closeby?” and he says “yup, i live a few minutes away from my family’s restaurant. in the other direction.”
- you guiltily ask “so i’m out of your way….?” and minghao says “i really don’t mind!! it’s not far, and besides, i’m the one who offered, so don’t feel bad.”
- you say “thank you again, minghao…. really.” and he replies “no problem.”
- minghao slows down and eventually stops when you reach the dorms, letting you get off his bike to head inside
- you say “be careful on your way home, all right?” and he laughs “don’t worry about me. good night, (name).”
- you head back to your dorm room and your roommate’s already asleep when you get there, but it doesn’t stop you from plopping onto your bed and screaming into your pillow about how CUTE minghao is!!!! and how he took you home on his bike!!!!
- a pillow suddenly hits you on the head, and you turn to see your roommate glaring at you
- they say “ok tell me what happened. but i’m warning you; if it isn’t interesting enough, i will kill you.” and you shut your mouth and start a bit of your homework, but you just can’t concentrate because your mind is only on minghao
- you wake up the next day with a smile on your face, but it sadly disappears when your roommate tells you it’s your turn to buy the groceries and you’re like ughhh WHY IT’S SATURDAY LET ME REST
- they say “do you want an actual meal or instant ramyeon?”
- “instant ramyeon doesn’t sound too bad—” “go get groceries.” “fine.”
- you’re walking down the busy streets, grasping the grocery list in one hand, and you enter the first grocery store you see
- you quickly pick up a few foods small enough to fit inside you and your roommate’s mini-fridge, and a bunch of snacks you can both eat while finishing up some late-night work
- after ringing up your items, you feel someone tap your shoulder and when you turn around, you see minghao smiling down at you
- you ask “minghao? what are you doing here?”
- he lifts up the bags he’s carrying and says “grocery shopping for the restaurant. are you heading back now?”
- you nod your head and he shyly asks “do you maybe want to….. walk back together?” and you exclaim a little too excitedly “sure!!”
- you start heading back to the dorms, but on your way there, you and minghao pass by a little shop, and minghao says “oh wait, i’m just going to take a quick stop here to get something for my mom.”
- the shop looks really cramped so you tell him “alright, i’ll be waiting outside.” and he nods his head and goes in
- you set down your grocery bags on the ground and play on your phone while waiting for him
- but a shadow suddenly looms over you, and you look up expecting to see minghao, but instead, you see this guy whom you’ve never seen before standing in front of you
- he says “hey!” and you slowly respond “…hi?…”
- he continues “what are you doing here all by yourself?” and you’re like ok. i know where this is going.
- the guy starts flirting with you and you’re clearly uncomfortable, but you just kind of shrug him off or dryly give him one-word answers
- while the guy’s in the middle of asking for your number, someone steps between you two and you look up to see that it’s minghao
- with a glare, he asks “is there something i can do for you instead?” and the guy asks “who are you?”
- minghao grabs your hand and says “their boyfriend.”
- you look up at minghao wordlessly, and the guy immediately apologizes and walks off because minghao looked so ready to drop-kick him in the face
- when he’s out of sight, minghao turns to you with a smile and asks “ready to start heading back?”
- you stutter “s-sure….!” but then you look down to see that he’s still holding your hand….
- minghao notices and quickly lets go, clearing his throat awkwardly, saying “s-sorry.”
- you’re about to pick up your groceries, but minghao grabs them before you and says “don’t worry, i got it!!”
- you and minghao walk the rest of the way home together, but the whole time, your mind is on the event that happened earlier when minghao told that guy that he was your…. boyfriend….
- minghao notices you looking pretty distracted, so he asks “are you all right?”
- your mind tells you to say “i’m fine, don’t worry!!” but instead, what comes out of your mouth is “why… did you tell that guy you’re my boyfriend?”
- minghao says “he looked like he was disturbing you, so i thought that saying i’m your boyfriend would get him to go away….. it worked, didn’t it?”
- and you say “oh, he was pretty annoying. thanks for saving me again” and he nods his head and keeps walking
- you tell yourself “stop overthinking!!! minghao’s just doing all this to keep this fake dating thing going…. he’s probably just doing all this to not make things awkward between you two, right???”
- the dorm is on the way back to minghao’s family’s restaurant, so he drops you off there
- while handing you your groceries, he asks “it was nice seeing you today. see you in class on tuesday?” and you nod your head
- you both say your goodbyes and you watch him go with a happy smile on your face, and when you turn around, you see the annoying guy from your class by the entrance
- you’re like “oh no” but the guy says “relax, i’m not going to ask for your number or anything. it’s just crazy to see that you’re actually dating that guy….”
- you ask “is there something wrong with that?” and he shakes his head “i didn’t mean for that to sound bad!! i meant…. i’ve never seen you two together before…. but i did now…. sorry for bugging you so much, i really didn’t know.”
- you say “thanks for being understanding.” and the guy grins “i’m also here to say bye, i’m dropping the class ahahah”
- you say “huh?? why??” and the guy shrugs “i don’t think i can stay motivated?? and i’m already taking the maximum number of courses, dropping one class will actually allow me to breathe”
- you say “o-oh, it was nice meeting you then” and the guy nods “you too, (name). best of luck with your boyfriend!!”
- the guy grins at you one last time before walking past you to probably head to the course registration building to drop his class
- as you watch him go, you think “oh, i can tell minghao we don’t need to pretend anymore”
- that’s what you tell yourself…. but when you see minghao sitting in the spot next to your unassigned assigned seat…. you can’t bring yourself to tell him
- if the guy’s convinced, if the guy dropped the class…. why should you keep pretending?
- you know you’re being selfish
- but sitting next to him in class? the bike ride? the groceries? you don’t want to let it all go just yet
- weeks pass, and you’re unsure if minghao knows that the guy dropped the class because he still sits next to you….
- the more days pass, you feel guiltier and guiltier because you’re just wasting his time
- you have to let go of your selfishness and break it off….
- you enter your class to find minghao there first as usual, and when you take a seat, he says “hey!! we have a new meal on the menu, do you want to come by later to try it out??”
- you nod your head and tell him you’ll come by at around 8pm tonight, and his face brightens at your words
- you get to the restaurant at 8:20pm, and minghao and his parents greet you enthusiastically as you enter through the door
- you say “hello!! minghao told me about the new meal” and his parents get straight to work while you sit on one of the tables
- after dinner, you walk over to the counter and minghao rings you up
- he says “i’ll take you back to the dorms, okay?” and you know you can’t argue with him so you just nod your head
- you say a quick good night to his parents, and follow minghao outside, where he’s working on unlocking his bike from the bike rack
- you sit on the rear rack and minghao starts pedaling, taking you in the direction of the dorms
- but instead of turning left at the end of the street, he turns right, and you ask “minghao, where are you going??? school’s the other way”
- minghao grins “there’s something i want to show you first!!!”
- you hold on tightly to him as he bikes through the dirt paths, and he stops when you both reach a field near the water
- the pearly-white moon is reflected on the water as well as the twinkling stars and you just….. never want this moment to end
- you say “it’s so beautiful….” and minghao says “i know right? i go here when i want some time alone. it’s really calming, especially during sunsets”
- as you’re watching the ripples forming in the river, you suddenly remember this whole fake dating thing…..
- minghao’s spending so much time on you and for what?? to keep that annoying guy away?? he’s gone now, there’s no reason to stay together anymore
- you…. have to let him know
- you say “minghao.”
- he says “yes?”
- you ask “you know that guy who made us start this whole fake dating thing?”
- he asks “what about him?”
- you look down and say “he dropped the class.”
- minghao looks at you as you continue “he…. he dropped it a while ago. i’m sorry i didn’t tell you.”
- he stays quiet after hearing your words, and you say “so…. we don’t have to do this anymore. i’m sorry i wasted your time.”
- you turn around and start heading back for the dorms
- and something inside of you hopes that he would call out your name, something inside of you hopes that he would stop you
- but he doesn’t
- three days later, you enter the class you and minghao have together, and even though you two just “broke up”, he’s still sitting in the spot next to your unassigned assigned seat
- minghao shifts his gaze over to you, and you both have eye contact
- but you’re the first to look away, and you take a seat somewhere else instead
- it’s been three weeks since you’ve been to minghao’s family’s restaurant
- you can’t bring yourself to go back there after the “breakup” because…. you know it was all for pretend, but you had hoped that…. maybe he learned to like you after all this time…..
- you sigh “i really have to get over this stupid crush…..”
- after an entire month of avoiding the restaurant, you finally decide to go one night
- you didn’t want to make his parents think that you got sick of their food or anything, so you decided on just getting takeout
- you don’t have to be there for long, and it shows that you still love their food PLUS minghao doesn’t always work on weekdays so if you’re lucky, he might not be there…..?
- you walk into the restaurant and sigh in relief to see that minghao isn’t at the counter like he always is
- his parents greet you warmly when they see you, and just as you’re about to tell them your order….. minghao walks out of the washroom and you just want to sink to the ground
- he looks at you and asks as he walks behind the counter “hey…. i’ll, uh, ring you up. takeout, right?”
- you nod your head and tell him your order, but while you’re waiting for the debit machine to tell you how much you owe, minghao says “it’s fine.”
- he takes his wallet out and swipes his own card on the machine, ignoring you, who’s saying “no, i can pay!!”
- after minghao shuts the cash register, an awkward silence follows and only the sound of his parents cooking fills the room
- you just kind of stand by the counter looking down to avoid eye waiting while waiting for your meal
- when minghao quietly says
- “you… haven’t passed by in a while.”
- you slowly look up at him and you both have eye contact
- he looks like he’s about to say something else, but he gets cut off by his dad, who holds your takeout box in front of you exclaiming “here you go!!”
- you take the food in your hands and say “thank you” before saying goodbye to minghao and his parents
- when you exit the restaurant, it only takes you about ten steps before the door behind you opens
- you turn around to see minghao running over to you and he says “i’ll take you back to the dorms.”
- you shake your head and say “i’m fine just walking back by myself, really. and i know it’s out of your way.” but minghao doesn’t listen and unlocks his bike from the bike rack
- he pedals over to you and nods over to the rear rack on his bike
- he says “hop on. the food will get cold.”
- you wordlessly sit on the back of his bike and minghao begins pedalling in the direction of campus
- the bike ride is quiet….. and you can’t help but think how AWKWARD it’s going to be once you reach the dorms
- when you finally get there, you get off his bike and say “thanks for taking me back….. i’ll see you around. good night, minghao.”
- you turn around and start walking towards the entrance, when minghao suddenly calls out your name
- you turn around to look at him and he gets off his bike to walk over to you
- he nervously says “i’ve never been good with words, but after all this time spent together…. i might have…. kind of…. will you…. maybe…? because i really…. really like—!”
- you cut minghao off by kissing him on the lips, and it takes a while for him to react, but when he does…. your lips curve into a smile at how clumsy he is
- but his lips are soft, and his hands are cupping your cheeks, and you just want to stay like this forever…..
- when you both pull away, you look into minghao’s eyes and laugh “i really, really like you too.”
- minghao breaks out into a grin, and cups your cheeks again, bringing your head down so that he can kiss you on the forehead
- you eat at minghao’s family’s restaurant the next evening, and at the end of your meal, while his dad is ringing you up, minghao goes outside to unlock his bike to take you back to the dorms
- you politely say thank you and good night to his parents, but before you could exit the door, minghao’s mom calls after you, but this time, she knows your name
- she says “(name)?” and you turn to her and say “yes?”
- she approaches the counter and with a kind smile, she tells you “thank you… for making our son so happy.”
- you look out the window, and smile fondly as you watch minghao waiting for you on his bike
- you turn back to his parents and say “no, minghao’s the one who makes me happier than anyone else in the world.”
- you say good night to them, and you hop onto the rear rack of minghao’s bike like always, wrapping your arms around him while lying your head on his back
- halfway back to the dorms, he asks “i saw you talking to my parents. what did they say?”
- you joke “they just said that you’re really lucky to be dating something like me.”
- he says “well, they’re right.”
- you don’t respond, and instead smile to yourself as you wrap your arms around him even tighter

little CAPD/ADHD things
  • fuckin watching everything with captions (and then people complaining about them)
  • getting everyone’s names mixed tf up and more so recognize people by facial features
  • refusing to even try to listen to two people talking at you at the same time
  • can barely follow verbal-only instructions
  • know big words but zone out if people use like five almost consecutively
  • get consistently more annoyed than necessary by repetitive beeps and clicks
  • willing to kill a man if they insist on making high-pitched scraping sounds
  • can’t stand the sound of an animal licking something (it sounds like sandpaper omfg) but you put up with it because you love them
  • trying to explain how you’re actually HoH not just an asshole asking people to repeat themselves five times for fun
  • would slap a person for chewing with there mouth open/chewing loudly
  • accidentally scraping your teeth together/against silverware and wanting to die

also me:

[hears the phone ring in the house from across the street] man my hearing is fucking great i’m like a bat!

anonymous asked:


Haters just make me stronger I am now even more inclined to post shitty snapchats just to piss you off

Steven Universe fandom about the SU characters

S1: Such a cutie pie
S2: He’s so sweet
S3: He’s so powerful now
S4: Oh, no, don’t be sad
S5 (the beginning): IS THIS THE SAME BOY WITH ICE CREAM?????

S1a: She’s cool
S2: Best mom, savage
S3: Love her
S4: What’s with your body?
S5 (the beginning): *waiting for any replics*

S1a: Sassy
S1b: Fell so bad for her
S3: Oh, no, you’re fine like that
S4: You’ve grown
S5 (the beginning): *waiting for any replics*

S1a: Can you shapeshift?
S1b: You’ve shattered my heart
S2: You still love Rose
S3: “It’s over, Isn’t it?”??
S4: Who was your original Diamond????
S5 (the beginning): Funny how you didn’t notice Steven

S1-S5: A perfect dad

S1a: Connverse started
S2: Nice and badass
S3: So strong
S4: These new outfits

S1-S2: Oh, she’s beautiful
S3: Wow, she’s not perfect
S5 (the beginning): wtf rose

S1-S4 Annoying

S1-S4 Who are you really?
S5 (the beginning): Oh… Okay

S1: How could you do that?!?!?!
S2: Hate you
S4: When will you come back?

S1: Hate you
S2: Love you
S4: Lapidot!
S5 (the beginning): So sad you couldn’t make Lapis love the Earth

S1: Like you
S2: Where are you?
S3: Ruuuude
S4: Lapidot!

Yellow Diamond
S1: Who’s that?
S3: No YD
S5 (the beginning): YOU SHATTERED PD!!!! or not…

Blue Diamond
S2: So cold
S3: No BD
S4: She’s the sweetest Diamond!
S5 (the beginning): Wow, wow, wow!

Pink Diamond
S3: You’re dead
S4: Still dead
S5 (the beginning): Who had shattered you?

White Diamond
S2: That picture…
S3: …
S4: Where…

BB19 First Impressions Thread - no particular order!

1. Christmas Abbott

- so fricken cute

-hopefully alight w/ females

-WILL be a bad ass competitor 

2. Matthew Clines



-dad vibes (idk help me)

-jeff & him look like brothers hehe

3. Dominique Cooper

-intelligent, talented

-smile lights up my world

-could listen to her talk all day

-facial expressions = great gifs

-excited to see her DOMINATE this summer

4. Elena Davis

-hopefully entertaining for america


-not sure bout her tho // i’m sorry :( 

5. Jason Dent


-rodeo clown

-can’t listen to him talk cuz i wanna punch my face in

-needs to get off show before it even starts 

6. Jessica Graf

-hot as fuck


-boy crazy :\

-clever tho

-scared she’ll open her mouth and it’ll ruin her

-mark & her WILL have a showmance

7. Cameron Heard

-thinks he’ll be the smartest in the house

-less socially awkward than people in his archetype

-thinks he’s better than ian???? bye sweets. 

8. Mark Jansen

-teddy bear

-comes off as buff but we all know that’s not even true

-will have showmance with jess 

-give him a chance people

9. Megan Lowder

-dragged RATCOLE so i’m a fan

-loves ika

-ready to lie & backstab (hehehe) 

-wants to kick ppl out who are just looking for fame

10. Josh Martinez

-family guy


-knows what’s up

-excited for him

11. Cody Nickson

-WANT to see him cry 

-hopefully doesn’t go after girls


-a legit PSYCHO!!! 10/10 dangerous.

12. Alex Ow

-didn’t know she was in diary room?

-won’t be good @ competitions, but will be funny to laugh at

-wants to build alliance w/ guys

-have a feeling she’ll be evicted 3rd

-has a personality

-didn’t know who Jeff was????

13. Jillian Parker

-voice is so f’n annoying

-says “yeah” too much

-hopefully FIRST to be evicted


-wants to snitch on the girls??? get her outta here

14. Kevin Schlehuber

-such a cool ass dad

-stan him so hard omfg —- will probably be the most loyal

-i wanna be friends

-confuses Jeff so i love him

-has a cool calm to him

-PURE soul

-can dunk

15. Ramses Soto

-”i’m not black, I’m dominican” … ???? huh

-MF superfan


-loves Dan and Ika so i luv him

-bubbly, and a cutie pie

16. Raven Walton


-should give her a chance??

-frankie fan :(

-her stans will make me irritated & not like her hehe… we’ll see

UNTIL next time America, see you all on the 28th!

anonymous asked:

While I adore your art and the frequency you post some, YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR HAND/WRIST!!! Rest and get yourself back to your fighting capabilities! <3 *aggressively cares about your well being*


Anon said: How’s your hand, Fran? U OK? Are you resting well and taking good care of yourself? Get well soon💜

Anon said: Please look after yourself and keep healthy, you’re art is beautiful and thank you for doing it but look after yourself first 💙💙


and also @ all the people who’ve mentioned similar feelings in the reblogs - thank you guys so much you’re all so sweet and adorable but oh my god it’s!!! nothing as serious as you all think it is hahaha I’m sorry I didn’t think it’d make so many of you worry rip I’m laughing what a mess

I actually mentioned it a few posts ago but it’s really just a blister - a pretty damn huge one, but still just a blister - it’s in a place where I apply pressure when holding a pen so drawing makes it sorta hurt, and to avoid breaking it I had kind of decided to wait it out and not draw until it’d healed?? But as it turns out it doesn’t seem like it’s gonna take as little time as I thought it would?? And not drawing was making me go out of my mind?? So I decided that I’m gonna draw anyway, but the position in which the blister forces my finger is a stupid one and the hold on the pen turns out a little awkward, so (for my own standards) the lines are turning out sloppier even though it’s taking thrice as long to trace them in an even only vaguely acceptable way

So!! This is what’s up! I’m sorry I made you all worry and thank you so much for the concern, but the only thing drawing anyway is gonna do is make me uncomfortable in the moment and maybe make healing a little more annoying, there’s no permanent damage anywhere in sight!

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How some ppl presents villainous characters and how this makes me triggered af

Oh my.. why am I doing this…It’s going to be so full of my hate. I’m sorry. Don’t take it too seriously.

  • So, I’ll begin with Dr. Flug. The most annoying behaviors (for me!!!) that ppl give him are:

-OMFG CINNAMON ROLL INNOCENT OMFG DOn’T HuRT CAuse i’m so cute chubby cheeks omfg UwU UwU uwusomuch CINNAMON BUN MY liL Son I LuVH HIM SU much <‘3

- i want bh to tear me apart with his cock and i want him to suck at me i’m so dirty i made myself some dildo cause scientist do this in thier free time

- omfg i’m so sassy, i’m so good at sex, i’m fucking more evil than bh wtf have you though. Whatever that canonically i’m such a mess and i can’t even live normal. It’s just a disquise. wanna smex?

  • Now BH (of course he’ll be taking most of this post’s  space because whole fandom wets thier underwear at dapper man):

- hi my names sex machine, i have tentacles and shit wow and they’re here because of fandom. I can shapeshift and i got weird mutant thingies that i can control, it’s practically canon that i have also tentacles lol wanna smex? i like to sex

- i fucc flug and i know a shit ton of sex poses. i read kamasutra to my morning coffe on my bear-carpet near my warm fireplace. did i mention that i fuck flug? he likes/dislikes this (you can choose dear author/artist) cause i’m so evil and he’s into that but he will not admit it. cause i’m hot af. and i fuck him without any reason. just because. and i hurt him. rrrrlyyyy baaaad. cause he’s such a bitch.



- (EDGE LORD WARNING) I eat souls of the innocent. “I’m back In black”. I’m so evil, I eat humans and i love the taste of blood. I’m an animal in a suit. Don’t come near or i’ll eat your feet.


  • Now, long forgotten deviantart oc- Demencia:

- literally i have no character in myself because author is in unhealty love with other characters so i’m just a drudge

- i’m cute and innocent. and i also don’t have much character in me. Canon can go to hell. I’m really quiet only because author does not want to let me talk or just can’t get along with my canon behavior. Thanks to god that 5.0.5 can’t talk. Author is not worried about paying attencion to him.

  • and lovely 5.0.5 :

- i’m not even included 

- no character at all

- author can’t draw me so they refuses to include me anywhere, and this is the reason they tell you when you ask why I’m not anywhere to be seen 


- ultra cuteee omfg, we are sooo in loveee, UwU flug is such a cinnamon roll and bh is soo nice to him omfg. they are b-b-Bo-BOYfriends omggg so kyath OwO U//w//U bh is going to beat u up if you even look at his flug CAUSE HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH biah >33
- abusive. just abusive. so abusive that even you feel abusived. there’s nothing nice. art may be good, but content is so negative, you want to cry and you don’t like it at all. it’s just too much. 

[tbh 2nd one might be the closest to canon-like paperhat if it ever be a thing (no it’s not going to be) or at least we all need to admit that this stuff IS ABUSIVE. Look at them. Flug is fucking anxious 24/7 and BH is a fucking demon with low temper. It’s never going to be something good…
But PLEASE… It’s just a fiction. Whole show is a fiction- but this ship is even more fictional… So I beg you to not make this ship so realistic. We do fiction, so let’s make this more fictional and do this a little bit… nicer? Idk… It just sometimes hurt on the inside when I see how crazy stuff ppl can draw/write/just do… I mean… ugh… fuck it. forget this.] 

Of course you can do whatever you want guys! As I said: It’s my opinion and I know It may be a beggining of hating on me.
Tbh I just started to write this whole post to my gf and It ended up so funny to me, that I decited to put it also here.
Sorry if I triggered anyone. You have to live with the fact how my opnion looks like, or just forget it and go on.

Chapter 2, Of Black Eyes and Split Lips

Two down……..fucking slow burn of almost ten chaps omfg why. 

HAPPY STILL BIRTHMONTH BABE and I hope you enjoy the second chap of your gift fic! <3

Disclaimer: Voltron doesn’t belong to me.

Lance doesn’t like pacing; it only shows that you are anxious and worried, not to mention that it’s annoying, repetitive and it just plain useless because making a hole on the ground won’t fix anything.

So, yes, Lance is pacing.

The brunet groans, still nibbling on the edge of his thumb anxiously before dropping it and passing a hand through his hair.

He takes out his phone from his jeans’ pocket. It’s fifteen minutes past the time Keith had told him earlier and there’s still no sign of the teen.

Making a hole in the middle of the park was not how Lance wanted to start his summer. He’s supposed to be at Hunk’s house right now, playing video games and stealing the last cookie from Hunk’s batch that Pidge always manages to get first.

Instead, he’s pacing in an empty park, sweating and heart beating like wild because Keith fucking Kogane just sentenced him to death .

God, how did this became his life? Is this his punishment for throwing that dead frog to Jessica on freshman year? He said sorry! Sure, he did it while laughing, but he had the purest intentions.

Lance shakes his head. Yeah, no, that’s probably not the reason why he ended up being Keith’s boyfriend.

His boyfriend, what the fu -

There’s the familiar sound of a bike slowing down and then quick hurried steps make him turn around towards the park’s entrance. Lance’s scowl comes back full force as his eyes fall on Keith’s running form, heading towards him.

He looks like he had just run a marathon, sweat rolling down his temple as soon as he pulls up his helmet and his red t-shirt tight and wet on him.

Keith’s black leather jacket is one of the many accessories Lance takes pride to mock on. The ‘bad boy’ comment never fails to make Keith to roll his eyes and it amuses Lance to no end but if Lance’s eyes linger a second to long on Keith’s toned arms as he removes his jacket and throws it on his shoulder, well, there’s no one around to witness it.

Lance prepares himself; he stands tall, firm and he taps his right foot against the ground impatiently, trying to canalize the nagging voice tone and pose his mama always use on him whenever he does something stupid.

“Keith Kogane, what the actual fu - !”

“Sh!” Keith shushes him, navy blue eyes narrowed in suspicion and worry as he inspects the park.

It’s deserted, Lance knows that much, okay? He’s been here for fifteen minutes. He knows it’s fucking empty.

“Keith, dude , you got like two seconds before I start freaking out,” Lance hisses quietly, scowling when Keith hushes him again, “Stop shushing me, man!”

“Look, look, look,” Keith says, hands raised in surrender, “I owe you an explanation.”

“And a pie!” Lance adds, voice loud and squeaky, eyes looking at both of his sides with uncertainty at his own words but he stands by them, “Yeah! That’s right! An apple pie! My services don’t come free!”

Okay, so what he’s talking about may be pure crap but he’s not allowed to be the only one confused and lost in this situation, alright? And if he has to go through the trauma of being Keith Kogane’s boyfriend for even five more minutes, he’s going to milk it as long as he can.

Keith opens his mouth at that but Lance’s glare makes him shrugs. “Sure, okay and a pie -”

“And, and a uh, a brownie!”

The black haired teen sends him an unamused look but doesn’t argue against him. “Fine, yes, and a brownie. Can I now - ?”

“And - And - !”

“Lance!” Keith snaps frustrated, slapping his hands together in front of him and letting them hang in the air as if in mid-prayer, “Can you shut up and let me explain and then you can continue asking for frivolous things?”

“Frivolous? What are you, fifty?”


Lance purses his lips, eyes narrowed in suspicion, before he nods, quietly mumbling something about a shark onesie. Keith ignores him and sighs, starting over.

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Artist: ShizukaNaHana (deviantart)

~ followers appreciation post ~
I just want to make it clear that I love Every. Single. One. Of you. And I’m humbled by how many people enjoy this blog. I never thought this blog would gain the popularity that it has, 2440! Holy moly! Every time I see a notification about this blog, be it a like, reblog, ask or new follower, I get all smiley, it makes me so happy to know that people are enjoying my blog 😊 Thank you all so much! 💛🖤💛

Ps. I want to interact with you lovelies more, asks are my favourite, send me more! I’m needy 😅

(if you want to send me things, but are worried that you might be annoying me or something else. Don’t be. I never find asks annoying, I get very excited over even that smallest ask 😅😊)

anonymous asked:

Im very confused, what is the songbird au? I see so much of it on your blog and it SOUNDS pretty, bc i mean... songbird, those are pretty but like....???

It started with this post in which someone sent in a headcanon about Tarn kidnapping a human for their beautiful voice.  People seem to like the whole Phantom of the Opera aesthetic so it just keeps growing lol!  <3  

A friend of mine on here actually came up with a really good backstory for it earlier and gave me permission to add it here, as this seems like the perfect post for it.

“The human in the songbird au is onboard the Lost Light from takeoff, so there’s a duplicate human on the other LL too. When the DJD attacks and kills all the bots they have no idea about the human on board so the human manages to hide. But when the human thinks that DJD have left (spoiler: they haven’t) they sneak out and cry over their slaughtered friends. They sit in the middle of a room full of corpses and start singing in a sad, quiet voice as a requiem for their fallen friends. Little do the know that Tarn is silently listening to them from the shadows. Such a beautiful song, from such a fragile creature, in a room full of their victims.  The whole scene is positively breathtaking.

Tarn kidnaps them and keeps them aboard the Peaceful Tyranny in a gilded cage, forcing them to sing for him.  But as frightening as Tarn is, he’s nothing compared to Overlord. 

See, the human on the “original” LL witnessed how Pipes was killed by Overlord and forgot to think about their own safety and started to “tell him off”, in a surprisingly calm manner. Overlord was amused and somewhat impressed but killed them as soon as they’re done telling him off. But to his surprise he remembers the reader and wonders if they could have amused him further. He shrugs it off (he kills everything and everyone without a second thought after all). But then he comes across the captured version of the same human, in a birdcage and all that.

The human songbird never met Overlord so they’re just extra confused and scared by his fascination of them.  Later on Necrobot’s planet, right before he abandons the DJD, Overlord decides to mess with them and steals the cage with the human from their ship 

But perhaps Deathsaurus got there before him to take the human (certainly a less dangerous and frightening yandere) which makes Overlord annoyed and vows to find the human and keep them for himself, or if he can’t have them then he’ll kill them.  Killing the same person twice is not an opportunity you get often, after all…”  

anonymous asked:

*whispers* Spegg


@ anon - i love you so much dear!!! i love that i can be here for everyone and i’m so glad you feel the same way! this fam warms my heart every single day and idk what i’d do without you guys ✨⭐️💜

@itisithecryptidmom LMAO GLAD U LIKED THAT ILYSM 😂💜

@ anon - oh ok lmao well i’m very happy and excited for you!! 💜 

@lovelygasmasks i use photoshop to make my posts! thanks so much for stopping by! 💜

@ pidge anon - awwww omg right????? honestly yall have melted my heart like 67 times tonight alone and i’m so happy i could cry god bless 😍

@rivoletta OMFG THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY CHILD 💜 kocham Cię!!! (i hope that’s correct omg)

@ anon - omg please don’t apologize you aren’t bothering me! and listen, i’m sure they miss you over at msparp but everyone understands that life happens!! everyone gets busy and you shouldn’t feel bad! we all love you and support you no matter what, so don’t feel obligated to do anything unless you want to and it makes you happy, alright?? ✨⭐️💜

@larytello i legit was laughing so hard i cried, no joke lmao… your brother was hilarious and we loved talking to him hahah. make sure to get some rest, spacedad was definitely right!! xD we all love you so much and love hearing from you on the server!! 💜

@lookatthestars98 omFG I LOVE YOU???? thank you so much you’re so precious i’m crying 💜

@wistfullthhinking yes my dear here’s the link ilysm 💜

@ pidge anon - omg my dear i’m so sorry yes HAVE ALL MY HUGS 🤗🤗🤗 

@ bumbooga - listen my dude, the most important thing is to make a blog about something you’re super interested in and passionate about! when i started this thing, i had exactly NO IDEA whatsoever if anyone would even like it, ya feel? i just did it because it made me happy. if your enjoyment shows through to others, they’ll probs like whatever you’re doing that much more if that makes sense?? ily and good luck!! 💜

@ anon - ok next guesses are…. spacey? or WAIT IS THIS HAM???? 👀

@rockyroadkylers lmao you are THE MOST TALENTED ILYSM 😂



@ swoofla - you aren’t annoying at all, my dear!! we would love to see you in the discord chat but i totally understand your anxiety!! only join if you really want to and we won’t ever pressure you to do anything you’re uncomfortable with! also, you might not know anyone when you first go in, but legit like the SECOND you say hello, there’s a huge group of loving people ready to accept you and be your friend!!! that’s what’s so great about this spacefam!! everyone is so great and friendly and i love them so much so please don’t be scared to come in and make friends! we all love you so much already! 💜💜

@quichekolgate lmfao quiche….. you legit always bring in the best stories i’m rollin dude i legit read this story out loud to a friend and we laughed for so long ilysm 😂💜

sappy yooseven headcanons

A long long while back, someone sent a request for my fluffiest, sappiest headcanons for Yo0ran or Yooseven and since I’ve already written so much for the former, I thought I’d share some thoughts on Yooseven!! They’re largely more general than fluffy and sappy tho

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anonymous asked:

*after following your blog for maby two weeks finally gose to your ask box and leaves a banana with a note that said's Hi I dont know how long I been following you less then years and I belive months but I finally wanted to say Hi to you but I'm too shy to acutally do it and I just wanted to tell you I love your sims each and all of them are really beautiful and super pretty and I love your sim storys and thank you for being so kind to answer wcif for people then runs and hides under a rock*

in loving memory of the banana that shed a shower of tears. OMFG BUT pls who are you, approach me please, i love MAKING FRIENDS ALTHOUGH I SUCK AT IT BUT PLEASE, this is so sweet just let me be your friend and annoy you with outdated memes <3 <3 <3 ;-; 

anonymous asked:

Can I have headcanons for Bon and Rin, when they realize they actually have feelings for a classmate they were nemeses with? They realize this after they're forced to be partners for a long/dangerous mission

Omfg my inner bonrin shipper wanted to make this about them but I will restrain myself ;) 

  • Bon takes a while to even admit it to himself
  • “Hey, they’re not as annoying as I thought they’d be”
  • Shrugs it off
  • “Woah, they really had my back just then. That was really cool.”
  • Has to check himself
  • “Oh hell no. Oh hell NO. OH HELL N-”
  • Not very sure what to do
  • Wishes he could continue the mission alone
  • Seems angry but HE’S JUST SO CONFLICTED
  • At the end of the mission he really surprises them
  • Tells them how much he appreciated their help
  • “I guess I’m.. I’m glad we got to spend this time together.”
  • Rin thinks they’re so damn cool
  • Huge respect for their exorcist skills
  • Probably tries to talk about his feelings at exactly the wrong time
  • “So.. I’ve been meaning to tell you-”
  • *Huge demon bursts out of the ground from behind them*
  • Stops trying to be better than them
  • And starts trying to protect them
  • They work so much better as a team this way
  • Rin probably gives them a “weird nickname”
  • Probably blushes thinking about them
  • “We should really work together more”

callmecottoncandyface  asked:



  • Okay so first and foremost, Farkle and Smackle do not make it past 9th grade
  • Like they’re cute and all but it’s just not meant to be
  • Anyway, so when Farkle finally caught Riley in the act of stealing all his fucking clothes it was just before summer break
  • And they have a total blast that summer
  • But Riley, while giving up her kleptomaniac ways for the most part (not all together lmao), is still giving him orange roses all the time
  • And he’s so confused
  • Like sometimes it might just be because he won a debate or got a lead in a musical- like a congratulations gift you know?- but other times he’ll just walk in the door and she’ll throw a bouquet of the flowers at him
  • It’s literally orange roses and he doesn’t know what that’s supposed to mean. And if the drama of Belgium 1831 has taught us anything, it’s that Farkle Minkus apparently just doesn’t believe in google or some shit like omfg
  • (Important Note: Riley is fucking obsessed with the Language of Flowers)
  • So anyway this keeps going on and they start 10th grade and suddenly Riley is really annoyed at him
  • Like all the fucking time
  • And you know he takes pride in being able to basically read Riley’s mind so he is so confused about why she’s mad at him
  • And one day he makes the apparent mistake of simply asking her what’s wrong 
  • It’s a mistake because she snaps on his ass
  • Starts going on and on about how he never really listens or pays attention to her, like she always deals when he goes off on excited nerdy tangents, not because she cares but because she loves how much he loves what he’s talking about, but Farkle can’t show her the same courtesy. That if he at least pretended to care he would have paid attention long enough to figure out why she’s mad
  • And this poor poor boy is just like???? WHAT?????? As Maya groans in the background (Zay, however was prepared for this with a bowl of popcorn. Lucas is distracted by something on his phone lmao)
  • Riley storms out and doesn’t talk to Farkle for a week
  • He knows he’s in trouble when she shows up to school one day wearing clothes she actually bought
  • Like he thought giving her space was what she wanted but when he saw the clothes he was lowkey heartbroken omg
  • So he asks Maya what’s wrong and OH BOY
  • She starts (half heartedly) smacking his arms and chest with a textbook
  • And then she literally sits on top of him so he can’t get up, googles ‘flower definitions’ and shoves it in his face to make sure he reads it
  • And the first one he sees is “With their warm, vibrant tones, orange roses symbolize enthusiasm and desire. If you’re looking for a way to express admiration and attraction - with an underlying message of passion and excitement - then send a bouquet filled with these fiery blooms”
  • But then he sees a different definition saying “since they are a mix of yellow and red, orange roses can be used to symbolize the desire to make the jump from friendship to romance”
  • And he just yells “FUUUUUUUUCK” really loudly as Maya jumps off him because that hurt her ears
  • So now Farkle is having a flashback to when Riley got really into flower language back in like 4th or 5th grade and talked about it all the time but he would just tune her out
  • And he knows Riley knows that his memory is so sharp that his only reason for not having absorbed all her flower information is that he wasn’t paying attention
  • And if he had just figured out what orange roses meant they could’ve avoided all this and have it settled like a year ago
  • And another part of him is just screeching because HOLY SHIT RILEY MATTHEWS IS IN LOVE WITH ME
  • So he needs Maya to help plan the apology and lemme tell you they go hard
  • They get her parents, Auggie and Zay in on it too
  • Zay’s job is to film everything really subtly (Zay gets into film making in high school I need it)
  • So anyway Riley’s at school one day being mopey and she realizes Farkle’s just not in homeroom
  • Not that she was looking for him or whatever because who needs that loser amirite
  • But all throughout the day there’s no sign of him, which is weird- but she also keeps finding flowers which is even weirder
  • Like on the desk of every class she has, her locker is stuffed to the brim with them, the lunch lady gives her some with her lunch, when they’re walking home random people on the street keep coming up to her and giving her flowers
  • And they all have different meanings like it started with “sorry” and then there was “friendship” and “innocence” and “adoration” and “growth” and “excitement” like it seemed like a growing pattern
  • And she gets to her apartment door- Maya and Zay are with her (Lucas had been off visiting his grandfather for the week), and for some reason Zay had had his camera out all day- “I’m trying to be one of those documentary directors that just captures the moment, maaan!”
  • So they get to her apartment door and there’s a wreath of red roses on it which basically means “Love” (She has all the other flowers she got that day in her hand and back pack)
  • So she opens the door and her whole family is gone which is weird but they head to her bedroom and Farkle’s standing there
  • And Farkle being himself just starts going on some sappy tangent that essentially boils down to “I’m hella sorry I'm still in love with you do you wanna go to homecoming with me?” and Riley is just like “YES!” it’s so cute
  • And they go to homecoming together and have the time of their lives and everything is so amazing and happy and then
  • Nothing happens
  • At all
  • Riley’s so fucking confused
  • The boy chickened out of kissing her at the dance and now they’re just acting like nothing ever happened????
  • Everyone is slowly going insane and Riley is just waiting for Farkle to make a move here
  • Our poor idiot fails to make a move omfg
  • So fast forward a few months, December 8th, Riley’s 16th birthday
  • Like not so much as forgot “December 8th is Riley’s birthday” but like no one fucking noticed it was December 8th omfg Cory and Topanga took Auggie to some school competition in Jersey. Shawn took Maya and Katy skiing for the weekend. Josh was in California trying to get his band signed to a record label. Zay and Lucas were in Texas. Riley was literally home alone with only a quick “Happy Birthday Sweetie I’ll take you shopping next week when I’ve got a quick break!” voicemail from her uncle Eric.
  • That is until she got a happy birthday text from Farkle
  • Because of course he’s the only one who remembers; especially since he forgot last year (she had still been giving him shit over that)
  • So she’s feeling a bit emotional over the situation and tells him and he is filled with a RIGHTEOUS FURY OMG
  • And considering the boy had 20 minutes to prepare he went all out holy shit
  • And Riley was still feeling emotional and she remembered her mother talking about her Sweet Sixteen and wearing a beautiful red dress as she and Cory slow danced on tv in the middle of a wrestling ring and wanted to see if she still had the dress she wore
  • Topanga did in fact keep the dress stored away with all her ~happy memories~ and it fit Riley perfect so she’s like “fuck it I’m wearing this” (although she had to find some black tights and a jacket to go with it cause it’s December but she still looks hella)
  • Farkle shows up in a fucking suit and tie so Riley apparently made the right choice but he is TAKEN ABACK by her in that dress omg
  • So she’s like “alright what’s the plan” and he gets a bit of an almost evil smirk and he’s like “You have spent the last 10 years refusing to ever let me splurge on you but GUESS WHAT YOU’RE SIXTEEN AND I’M THE ADMITEDLY OVER PRIVELDGED SON OF A MULTI BILLIONAIRE IT’S GOING DOWN TONIGHT”
  • And Riley’s just like “You need to chill ever so slightly omfg”
  • Right off the bat he just hands her a fucking diamond necklace and she’s like “I cannot possibly take this it looks like it costs more than my apartment” and he’s like “yeah well my apartment costs more than half the city you do not get to complain tonight put the necklace on and lets go”
  • And they spend the first half of the day being super touristy like every possible tourist site they can hit up they do
  • They hit up the Art Museum too which she loves
  • Then boom Farkle just whips out tickets to a matinée of Mama Mia on Broadway out of his suit pocket and she's freaking out because she loves that show
  • They see that and go crazy and then afterwards he takes her to some super Riley-Boho dinner he found for lunch
  • Then he takes her to a real planetarium that’s much bigger and has more going for it than his bedroom
  • They walk around quite a lot but if there’s a distance they need to go that it’s just to cold for he just calls his fucking personal limo
  • And Riley feels so weird letting him pay for everything and all the special treatment but it’s also fun so like??? 
  • Then at like 6 o'clock he’s like ‘we gotta go’ and she’s like 'oh where are we going for dinner’ and he’s like 'dinners later I got Hamilton tickets’ and she SCREAMS   
  • So obvi they love the show and then he takes her to a fucking exclusive 5 star gourmet restaurant for dinner afterwards
  • She’s having the time of her life and the day was so fun she forgot about everyone else and she almost forgot how weird things had been with Farkle lately
  • Because apart from the big ridiculous gestures and getting spoiled all day their dynamic was very much the same and she’s glad it wasn’t awkward. It felt, emotionally at least, like a normal day just hanging out with Farkle
  • Okay so then he’s walking home and they’re stopped outside her mom’s bakery (cause she lives over it so ya know) and their just talking and laughing and there’s fucking Christmas lights everywhere like if there ever was a perfect Kiss-The-Girl moment it was now
  • And for a second it looks like it’s gonna happen but then he just blushes and says “Happy Birthday Riles” and starts to walk away
  • He barely gets two steps away when Riley, just completely exasperated, yells “JUST KISS ME, YOU DUMBASS”
  • The sentence is barely out of her mouth when he turns around and grabs her and finally kisses her and doesn’t miss
  • And that’s the story of how riarkle starts dating e n d m e
  • AH

anonymous asked:

Jack is the friend who will walk in on two people having a date and join them, not realizing they're on a date. "Hey Katherine and Sarah, you're watching a movie? In the dark? Alone? Cool, I'll join you!" "Oh my gosh, Race, I didn't know you came to this coffee shop! Hey Spot. What are you guys up to?" And then he sits down at their table. This happens all the time, annoying his friends to no end. When he and Crutchie finally start dating, Kat and Race crash as many of their dates as possible.

omfg that’s so great.
I don’t think I’ll completely adopt this one though. I see Jack as the type to totally be able to see that someone’s on a date and be like  *wink wink* so what’re you two up to huh? *wink*
Try his best to make them uncomfortable or embarrassed and then leave with the “well you two have fun and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do” more winks and nudges before peacing out to let them regret their life choices of being friends with him of all people.

Teach Me How To Forget

Summary: 17 year old Daniel Howell is abused by his father and finds comfort in school, especially English class, where his teacher of 22 years old, seems to have much in common with him on famous literature, and connect on an emotional level. All is well at school, that is, until Dan notices his emotions for his teacher are far from innocent. What will happen to Dan when his father finds out about all of this?

Genre: Angst, Fluff, (Possible smut warning for later chapters) AU

Warnings/Triggers: Alcohol, Depression, Rape

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compliments for the signs
  • Aries: everyone is always pissing on yall for being angry. so what? you show emotion! you aren't afraid to stick up for what you believe in! PS i am waiting impatiently to be present for when some dumbass tells an Aries "dude, chilllllll" literally ill back you up leggo
  • Taurus: ok so everyone says you don't stop eating and you're lazy af. that's literally the entirety of Tumblr. my sister is a Taurus and yeah she eats loads and wont move to pick up a remote... and???? she's the best person i know, super fit, totally hilarious, and so are all of you. side note: why are you all so pretty??
  • Gemini: the "two-faced bitch" is getting annoying. i know loads of gems and none of them have wronged me or anyone i know. you guys have one of the best senses of dry humor, and you're always there to listen to my problems. you always get things done like one day you'll be commenting on some guys ass then bam you're dating him??? like that was easy
  • Cancer: i don't care if you're crying over spilt milk. gfy!!! you're sad! thank you for telling me!!! thank you for not being that person that says "i'm fine" and we all know is :( because that really sucks man i love being there for people thank you for opening up to me really
  • Leo: so you act really confident and self-aware and you hide your insecurities. NEWS FLASH: you shouldn't have any because you're fuggin 100% all the times i can't even begin. You're never afraid to try out new styles and you compliment those who look uncomfortable in their own skin and i love that. one last thing, i love it when you're so open about who you want to be and what you want to do and you don't care about other peoples opinions on that.
  • Virgo: there's so much more to you than your brains. you, gemini, scorpio, and taurus should just get together and let all the other signs watch ya'll talk because 8/8 m8 your humor is on point. also you're so understanding of your friends like you're so accepting. i could tell you i was going to have plastic surgery on my arm to add scales so i could be like a dragon and you'd tell me what color would look good on me.
  • Libra: this whole "superficial" biz is getting boring. ya'll are always so sweet to me. your the sign that, if they saw a kid crying, would go up to that stranger and ask whats wrong. then they'd go over to the kid that made em cry, see their point of view, and then properly unleash your wrath on the one in the wrong. like you're so fair and honest and unbiased and that's so cool because i'm sick of people not seeing others points of view.
  • Scorpio: sex-addict and psychopath is so old. hell yeah you're good at sex! hell yeah you get pissed! who doesn't? there's so much more to you than that. people forget you're in the water element for a reason. you're so insecure and sad and waiting for people to see you for who you are. you're so kind to your friends, you'd kill for them. (kidding). you're protective and passionate and feel everything so strong and great at reading people. you let others open up. thank you for that.
  • Sagittarius: i would give anything to go on a trip with you. they say you're detached af but everyone has their shit. so you have trouble opening up to people. so you have trouble talking to people about some things and sure you don't always show emotion. self-preservation ring a bell? you're doing your best being you. but please don't be afraid to open up. we all love you so much and you're so great and just such a wonderful person. don't stop that.
  • Capricorn: you work so hard. you're literally always pushing yourself and never asking for help but you're dying on the inside. you're wearing yourself thin and it has got to be exhausting. you make me day everyday with your laughs and humor and perkiness. you're legit so cute and you find the stupidest things funny. aLS0 your pet peeves are so cute. the weirdest things annoy you?? one example being that i used the word 'stupidest' in this.
  • Aquarius: you are s0 FUNNY omfg yeah you have that weird sense of humor and your aliens and memes 100% but that's so cool of you. you're so passionate about the world and your beliefs and no one gives you credit for that. plus you're such a leader. people would follow you blindly with your confidence. you typically see the good in the world and you're so free-spirited. legit 8/8 ily
  • Pisces: you're always stressed and constantly sad. don't. you have so much to live for. your laugh is so cute and you're so creative even though you don't admit it. you act tough at times but there's no need to. you could open up to anyone and they'd all be happy that you came to talk to them. you tell the best stories and your jokes are that stupid kinda funny. your awkwardness is adorable and i love you for that