so adorable u don't even know

A typical Xena episode, from what I've seen so far (season 1)
  • Something vaguely dire: *happens*
  • Xena and Gabrielle: *are adorable*
  • Something vaguely dire: *magically finds Xena and Gabrielle*
  • Xena: YOU INTERRUPTED OUR MOMENT I KILL U
  • Gabrielle: Thas's my gf you kick its ass Xena
  • Xena: Oh wait that was an ancient evil threatening someone I once knew lolololol
  • **main credits**
  • Xena: No gabrielle stay and take care of the horse
  • Gabrielle: wtf Xena I'M IN THIS SHOW TOO
  • Gabrielle scenario 1: meh I guess Argo does need brushing better let Xena almost die 1000 times in peace
  • Gabrielle scenario 2: NO XENA *clings to legs*
  • Xena: finneeeee
  • random person from Xena's past: Ohhh Xena I love/hate you pls help
  • Xena: wtf you think I came for, the snacks?
  • random people: *attack Xena*
  • Xena: AIIYYYIYIYYYYYIYY
  • Gabrielle: If I'm not deaf by twenty at this rate it'll be a miracle from the gods.
  • Big Bad: *attacks*
  • Xena: lol no *defies all laws of physics to kill Big Bad*
  • Gabrielle: literally what even is this chakram
  • Xena: Don't question it Gabbie I'm Xena the f*cking warrior princess
  • random person from Xena's past: *try to make out with Xena*
  • Gabrielle: WTF NO *mentally killing them*
  • Gabrielle: *waxes eloquent about What We Learned This Week*
  • Xena: Yessss Gabbie you're so wise *mentally making out with her*
  • Xena & Gabrielle: *are adorable and walk off into the sunset/forest*