so adorable u don't even know

Why I Actually Hate the Signs + 2 good traits to redeem this post
  • Aries: why r u so competitive!!!! chill for one second!!! also y'all impatient as fuck. worst tempers of all the signs like pls chill (courageous + passionate!!)
  • Taurus: So. Fucking. Stubborn. LITERALLY SO STUBBORN!!! and also? yall are lazy af. Probably the most boring sign EVER, don't feel bad tho bc every Taurus I've ever met gives great hugs. (dependable + down to earth!!)
  • Gemini: ok y'all are just mean but I'll cut u slack bc ur basically the most hated sign. Ur too superficial tho!! and u cant keep a secret for shit!! (adaptable + witty!!)
  • Cancer: where do I START y'all are too goddamn emotional n moody!! stop crying!! too worrisome too like chill for 1 sec!! also so needy omg (creative + loving!!)
  • Leo: ATTENTION SEEKING AF!! Not everything is about u!!! Ur egos are too goddamn fragile like stop taking every negative thing personally?? I'm pretty sure y'all would wilt like a mf flower without so much attention n adoration (loyal + generous!!)
  • Virgo: y'all are so critical...not everyone is a perfectionist like u omg. so needy too especially bc they're so self critical?? Y won't y'all accept that you're good enough CHRIST!! (kind + intelligent!!)
  • Libra: SO INDECISIVE!!! that's the main thing...ur all literally so indecisive omg. Yall are too dependent on others bc u have too much fear of being abandoned and alone lol (diplomatic + charming!!)
  • Scorpio: demons!!! all y'all!! Ur jealous, sarcastic, and vindictive and KNOW IT but u don't even try to better yourselves, y'all ARE ur negative traits. (ambitious + brave!!)
  • Sagittarius: Aloof, brutally honest, FEAR OF COMMITMENT, reckless. Stop just saying what's on ya goddamn mind!! Get a filter!!! And listen to the rules for once in ur life!!! (adventurous + funny!!)
  • Capricorn: SO. PESSIMISTIC. U guys literally never take risks?? also like half of y'all are complete workaholics...chill for 1 sec omg. the main thing is ur too cautious like take a risk for once. second most boring after taurus lol (hardworking + responsible!!)
  • Aquarius: TOO FUCKING UNPREDICTABLE!! y'all will literally rebel for the sake of rebelling?? stop?? also y'all have like no sense of's bc ur so nonconformist and rebellious LMAO (independent + humanitarian!!)
  • Pisces: hooooo boy. oh man oh man y'all are so self pitying. Not as sensitive as cancer but still so fucking sensitive??? Impressionable, naive, and gullible af. (easygoing + compassionate!!)

anonymous asked:

U guys are so adorable I can't even, what I would do without u I don't even know. Also, have u guys ever been clothes shopping and had to submit urselves to the other forcing u into clothes that really aren't ur style? (Klavier​ I'm looking at u)

Apollo: I actually like the clothes Klavier usually chooses when we go shopping (not many times, mind you. I’m not really a fan of wasting money on clothes). At first I wouldn’t let him, but then I realized he kinda knows what suits me best.

(Besides, his reactions make it up for any trouble he might cause me.)

who you should fight, the martian
  • Mark Watney: for the love of god do not fight mark!!! what the fuck is wrong with you if you do wanna fight mark???? has this man not been through enough?? you should really just hug him and NOT FIGHT HIM
  • Melissa Lewis: u can try and fight the Commander but idk how well you'll come out of that. she's tipped 200 pound men out of their beds and also is badass naval officer. maybe for your own sake, don't fight Lewis
  • Rick Martinez: he might deserve a small fist fight. he makes awful jokes that deserve a punch every now and then. you could probably fight him and he'd laugh about it. he is also an air force guy so he has some training too. so watch out.
  • Chris Beck: it looks like u wouldnt wanna fight him but you should. mostly because deep down he enjoys it. as a doctor he knows just where to punch and hit so you will probably not fare well. and he probably likes to seem edgier than he actually is.
  • Beth Johanssen: NO FIGHTING THIS ADORABLE NERD. NO. she is an angel and u should be ashamed if you have ever wanted to fight Johanssen. And if u did Beck would hunt you down and fight you.
  • Alex Vogel: don't fight our lovable German. He is precious and needs to be protected. even tho im p sure Vogel could easily stand his own in a fight, just dont do it. save ur effort for fighting other people.
  • Teddy Sanders: fuck him up. just do it. go for it. let it all out. he sorta deserves it.
  • Mitch Henderson: probably also deserves to be fought. so I say do it. it'll be great actually and Sanders would thank you for it. To which you could then fight Sanders afterwards. maybe fight both of them at the same time actually.
  • Venkat Kapoor: you could get away with fighting Kapoor but only one time. he sorta deserves it for not telling the crew that Mark was alive. but that is it! no more! do not over fight Kapoor.
  • Annie Montrose: Fight her verbally. throw all the fucks and shits, goddamns that you can at her and she will still win i am sure of this. (Mark Watney might be her only true competitor)

sochibelle  asked:

Hi I adore your blog so much !!!! Omg Johnny depp in a way it's like a friend to me I don't know him but even as a little girl watching his film made me happy .. and I love how loyal he is to his fans and we are to him .. is it dumb that I day dream of me meeting him ?!? Anyways thank u for posting pics and news of the best the icon Johnny depp💞💞💞 so proud to be his fan :) he is the best 💞

Hi sweetie, thank you!!! i know exactly what you mean he is our best friend, he is always there for us when we need him. he has helped so many of us. The sweetness he shows us and we show him is the most precious thing. It’s not dumb that you dream of meeting him sweetie. I’s so proud of him and i’m so proud of this fandom. it’s a privilege to be part of this amazing family a true honor. he’s everything, was and always will be. all the best to you sweetie

madstermojo2000  asked:

I don't know if it went through so I'm sending it again! Sorry! Woozi + marching band au if you would! Please and thank you very much! ^u^

  • plays the tuba 
  • it is literally the size of his body but he REFUSES to let that stop him he will carry this tuba with pride
  • keeps getting annoyed because mingyu on the bass drums keeps elbowing woozi in the side during practice by accident but woozi swears one MORE TIME and he WILL take that baton from scoups and SHOVE IT-
  • looks adorable in the marching band uniform even though the collar is a bit to high
  • you play the flute in the band and you always feel bad because woozi has to lug around that huge instrument so you like always try to help him at the end of practice
  • and woozi obviously has a soft spot for you because he never raises his voice or loses his temper with you (unlike the rest of the marching band who gets HELL from him) 
  • and he even bought you a really expensive case for your flute when he got you as his secret santa and everyone was like AYEEEE and woozi was like SHUTUP 
  • but he does have a crush on you and once when you blew him a kiss and then ran away in embarrassment he accidentally sighed right into the tuBA AND IT WAS SO LOUD EVERYONe wAS LIKE OH MY GOD
When small children are portrayed as big fans of One Direction
  • Y'all: *busting a nut* OMG this is so cute :)) They are so nice!! I CAN'T EVEN THIS IS SO ADORABLE! 😘 😚 👏 Imagine if this was their daughter Oh my GOSHHH!!!
  • Me, a salty bitch: Fuck this ain’t 2012... ain’t no Up All Night shit...😒😒😒 U don't even know the lyrics to Temporary Fix u fuckin Directionator. Ur fake ass couldn’t even talk when WMYB came out... Nice Mrs. Horan t-shirt, u fraud... I bet you don’t even know he a brunet...fucking poseur. 😤 Make way for my adult ass, I’ve been rotting in this fandom for half a decade waiting for Liam Payne to breathe on me.... You can’t skip no line, just ‘cause you three feet tall.... I’ll knock your ass three feet down to the ground. The suspenders are off, Zayn is gone... Get off my property, fucking carrot scumbag... This band is for big kids now 🔫🔫🔫

SNL s01ep20 goodnights

This cast is entirely too adorable and my life is ruined help.