so I decided to go for the names

So last night I had a dream set in the Harry Potter universe

I was an Auror tasked with protecting a small amnesiac girl. Unfortunately, for some mysterious reason I had been told by my superior not to contact anyone else at the Ministry and more unfortunately he apparently was murdered before he could tell us what was going on.

So after some skulking around me and the Girl (can’t remember the name) decided that skulking around doing nothing was silly and we needed to get proactive.

So while government resources were apparently compromised we decided that we could risk going to the Wizard Bank. If her family had stuff stored there we could ascertain her her identity.

However, it seemed that in the nebulous plot we were involved in also involved the bank. Upon arrival we were whisked down to a vault where wizards had constructed what they claimed to be a magically enhanced nuclear reactor. And that the Girl’s arrival was the signal to fire it up.

I woke up before I could finish explaining why enchanted uranium was a terrible idea.

2,000 FOLLOWERS!

I honestly can’t believe that this blog has managed to hit 2,000 followers in such a short amount of time and I can’t thank you all enough for this! I wanted to do something, so I decided I would make a rec list of all my favourite fanfics. Whether long or short, angst, smut, I’ll put them on here!

Name: Painted Angels

Author: Winjennster

Words: 105,637

Summary: Author Castiel Novak has finally hit the big time, with a book based on his failed college relationship with a brilliant painter. He’s put all his pain behind him, but at a book signing, he comes face to face with Dean Winchester for the first time in twelve years, and the reunion doesn’t go like Cas hoped. Dean’s a broken man, with a lot of scars and secrets, shoulders weighed down by his demons and self loathing.
Cas sees a second chance with the man he’s never stopped loving, but Dean’s moved on, and is about to get married. Sam launches a “brilliant” plan to reunite his brother and his best friend, but Cas is worried it will all blow up in their faces, and he’ll go through the agony of losing Dean a second time.

My Opinion: This fic is nice and long, so it has a bit of smut, angst and fluff all placed into a beautifully written, intricate story. It’ s got both college! Destiel and them older, so it has something for everyone. Its honestly one of my favourites and it has an amazing ending.



Name: Twist and Shout

Author: gabriel & standbyme

Words: 97,997

Summary: What begins as a transforming love between Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak in the summer of 1965 quickly derails into something far more tumultuous when Dean is drafted in the Vietnam War. Though the two both voice their relationship is one where saying goodbye is never a real truth, their story becomes fraught with the tragedy of circumstance. In an era where homosexuality was especially vulnerable, Twist and Shout is the story of the love transcending time, returning over and over in its many forms, as faithful as the sea.

My Opinion: It is easily the most known fanfic. There are fanfictions written about this fanfiction. You have either read it and been changed for life or you are trying to avoid it. Despite the pain, it is still probably the most amazingly written fanfic I have ever read. Full of angst and pain. Read with caution.


Name: The Mirror

Author: CloudyJenn

Words: 24,500+

Summary: When Dean touches a strange mirror, he’s whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn’t take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.

 My opinion: This fic is full of pining! Its full of fluff! And its genius. It’s three parts of amazing and it has a surprisingly beautiful ending. I enjoyed it the whole way through and wish that there had been more.


Name: Our Life Through Your Lives

Author: destihellion

Words: 7,485 

Summary: They’re 4 years old when Dean tells his mother he’s going to marry Castiel.

My Opinion: This fic follows Dean and Castiel’s life through Dean’s eyes from when they are four through their old age together. It’s heart-warming and fluffy as anything. I love it!


Name: Overture

Author: alternaurora

Words: 167,729

Summary: When home has nothing left to offer, Dean Winchester follows his brother out to the east coast. Sam has a new job in the Big Apple, and Dean has no idea what he wants. He’s never had much of a career, and his relationships have all felt like something’s missing. The brothers adopt a dog and Dean feels a spark for the blue-eyed volunteer Castiel Novak, but he knows he’ll never see him again.
A chance meeting with singer Anna Milton brings Dean to The Roadhouse, a struggling music lounge. Anna’s a flirt, but when it’s Castiel behind her at the piano, Dean can’t let him slip away again- except he’s not available, or so he thinks. Dean begins a rocky relationship with Anna, while Castiel becomes the best friend he’s ever known.
Except they both know it’s more than that. It’s everything.
As things fall apart with Anna, everything falls together with Castiel. But when disaster strikes, Dean and Castiel have to fight to hold on to the home and love they’ve found, or else risk losing it forever.
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“Seeing you two singing together this morning? It’s so obvious, Castiel… The way you look at him? It’s like all those love songs you sing finally make sense.”
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My Opinion: I am, and always will be, a total sucker for musician!destiel fics. This one is totally amazing and had me speed reading it throughout a day. I’m probably going to go back and read it again myself, so you should really check it out.


Name: Red and Gold

Author: youaresunlight

Words: 3,245

Summary: It all begins with the question, “Who are you asking to the Yule Ball?”

My Opinion: A cute little Hogwarts au oneshot. Dean’s from Durmstrang and Cas is a Gryffindor and they both meet just in time for the anticipated Yule Ball. God, I love Dean and Cas at Hogwarts.

so, since bioware decided not to name the Dalish clan that has an ENTIRE MISSION ARC in the first game, I have taken it upon myself to name it myself and that’s how it’s going to be referred to when Nanna is talking about her connection to that clan.

So from now on, Nanna’s going to refer to Lanaya and Zathrien’s clan as the ‘Alhannon’ clan.

So I’m making a gnome bard for a new D&D campaign, and I was challenged into making him a rhyming bard, and while I think I’m going to just be incorporating poetry into as much as I can instead of forcing rhymes every time I speak, I decided to also take it a step further… and so I present my background sonnet:

Kellen “Puck” Turen of Many Names: A Sonnet

He hails from Kiergard - Ravenfast, in fact;
A library he first would call his home,
Until he found that what he had in tact
Was harder to contain within a tome.

From there, he realized his way was set:
His path, it led to making knowledge free.
The greatest villains he had ever met
Were scholars, charging patrons each a fee.

And so he left the academic life,
Installed himself within the World of Talk:
He got himself a job correcting strife
And going anywhere that he could walk.

Thus, the diplomatic life of Puck
Began with yet an ‘up’ with which to fuck.

I decided to make a Hidge au so here we go

Welcome to YouTube gaming au!

•Hunk and Pidge share a gaming channel and are pretty famous
•their name is HidgeGaming

•they never told their subscribers that they’re dating
•most their fans ship them
•it’s like dan and Phil only they are dating for a fact
•Pidge likes to troll the fans saying that she has a crush on hunk

•they live in an apartment together
•It has chalk board walls so that Pidge can right down her conspiracy theories and so hunk can write down new recipes
•Hunk wrote “HUNK X PIDGE” once on the wall behind where they recorded
•Pidge wrote “love you too!” In between videos

•they are best friends
•If their relationship ever ended they’d still be friends
•no matter how bad it ends

•hunk is super lovey dovey
•he likes to leave little notes all over the place for Pidge
•one time she found one in the middle of a video, on that day all the shippers died.
•he hides behind Pidge when he’s scared
•Pidge also likes to hide behind him when she’s scared
•for this reason watching them play horror games is hilarious, they’re both jumping behind each other and usually ends with Pidge on Hunk’s shoulder

•shay is Hunk’s friend, and when she first showed up as a guest everyone thought they were dating
•Pidge got really jealous
•the shippers freaked

•one time Matt replaced Pidge for a week when Pidge was on vacation before any of the fans noticed
•oh yeah, Matt isn’t missing!

•Allura and coran have a channel called Altea
•It’s a beauty and fashion channel
•they’re still friends with Pidge and Hunk

•Lance has a gaming channel and a beauty channel
•the gaming channel is The Blue Paladin
•the beauty channel is called 2Fab4You

•Shiro and Matt share a channel called Kerberos
•Mainly conspiracy theories by Matt and random other stuff that he dragged Shiro in to
• they do a lot of funny skits that they came up with

•Keith makes a lot of appearances on both of lance’s channels and a few on Shiro’s
•Shiro is his adoptive brother
•he’s thinking if making his own channel but he’s not sure what he’d do

•one time Pidge lost a bet and had to let Allura and Lance do her hair and makeup (which by the way was beautiful!)
•hunk died of cuteness

Feel free to add if you want! Just make sure to tag with HidgeGaming so I can find it!

Taako: This one happened in high school. We had this teacher in the Bureau whose kid went to our organization. Her name was Madame Director, and his name was Lucas Miller. He was a sophmore when I was a senior. So he was two years younger than me. And Madame Director… Was an asshole. And one weekend, she and her wife decided to leave town. Which you should never do, if you’re an asshole. 

 And Lucas Miller decided to throw a party, at the Bureau of Balance! 

Hooray………. 

 And everyone in the bureau heard about it, and we all got up individually, and said, “Okay, I am going to go over there, and DESTROY THE PLACE.”

 I walked into this party….. Everyone I had ever met was there. And everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world. People were drinking like it was the Relic War, and the healer was coming to saw our legs off. It was totally unsupervised! We were like dogs without horses, we were running wild! 

 I walked down…. I walked down to the lower level, they had a pool table in there, Killian took a running leap and threw her body onto the pool table and BROKE IT IN HALF. 

 Another kid, Davenport, went upstairs, and found out which room was The Director’s office, and took a shit on her crystal ball monitors! 

 … So the party was going GREAT.

 I’m standing around, and I’m holding a red cup like you see on TV, and I’m starting to black out. And I guess someone said, like, “something something, Guards." 

 And in a brilliant moment, of word association, I yelled "FUCK THE GUARD! FUCK THE GUARD!" 

 And everyone else…. Joined in.

 A hundred drunk, heavily armed children, all yelling Fuck ‘Da’ Guard. With the confidence of guys who had already been detained and aren’t afraid of it anymore, like "I SERVED MY NICKEL YOU COME AND TAKE ME” confidence. But children.

 The reason someone said 'something something the guard’, was because the Director’s guards were there!  So a Bureau guard lieutenant Avi walked down the stairs, and got to the bottom in the voidfish chamber, and looked out over a SEA of drunk toddlers yelling 'Fuck Da Guard!’ IN HIS FACE! 

 …And he was almost impressed! He was like “wow…..” And he leaned into his stone of farspeech, and went 'GET THE PADDYWAGON.' 

 And my friend Magnus, who is now a father, this man has a BABY, he grabbed a fourty of voidfish ichor, smashed it on the ground and yelled “SCATTER!" 

 And everyone ran into different dirrections! We all ran in different directions! It’s like that scene in Ratatoiue– 

 (TV hasn’t been invented yet, Taako) 

 Where the rats go in different directions, we all ran! I ran into the artificer’s chamber and I jumped up on top of the fantasy gachapon, and I crawled out a window into the garden and now I’m running through the garden, and there’s this big glass fence, and I think to myself "I’ve never climbed a fence that high before!”

 And then I woke up at home. 

 On monday… I went to work. Because that’s what we did back then. And I walk into the quad and who do I see but Lucas Miller. And he says to me. “Hey, did you go to my party on thaturday?” And I said “no.” You know, like a liar. And he said “thingth got really out of hand! Thomeone broke the pool table! Thomeone took a shit on the Director’s thtuff! But the wortht thing… Ith thomeone thtole these old antique photos of my late mother, and the director ith freaking out about it!”  

 And I had that thought…. That only blackout drunks, and Tom Bodett can have: “Did I do that?” I figured, no, I wouldn’t do that. But I was never sure, until two years later. 

 I’m playing games with my friend Carey, or whatever, and then Carey says “Hey, C'mere, I wanna show you something.” And she takes me to her bedroom, and then she takes me to this side rom off of her bedroom. Never a good thing to have. And she shows me, a tiny room, covered WALL TO WALL in stolen antique photographs taken from people’s parties over the years.

 And I said “WHY????? WHY DO YOU DO THIS????" 

 and Carey said "Because it’s the one thing you can’t replace!”

anonymous asked:

For the color palette either Saltwater Tears or This is my Swamp or ironically enough Anxiety for Choro. Btw love the bunny anxiety thing too.

i decided to go with saltwater tears because that palette just seemed so choromatsu to me

also he is crying because… the name of the palette is… saltwater tears… i want to wipe away choromatsu’s tears let him be happy

i decided to keep the messy line quality with this one because i felt it was fitting. shrugs

anonymous asked:

Have you had any paranormal experiences? Strange or not.

YESS. So I moved into the house I am in now around last Halloween. It is approximately 100 years old but different extensions have been built on to it (it was originally an old farm house) but my room is the oldest part. When we moved in, I had to spend the day here alone while my family were transporting boxes and furniture around but I kept getting the weirdest feelings in my sister’s room so I decided to whip out the sage incense and salt and keep on unpacking. Anyway, fast forward a few weeks and I had a friend over (every experience I have had in this house, it is while I have a friend over) and we were in the lounge. We were supposed to be looking after my sister who was 3 at the time but she decided to go off and play in her room. A minute or so later I hear her calling out my name so my friend and I start walking down the hallway to see what was going on. To get to the hallway, you have to pass my room so I walked past and out of the corner of my eye, I saw someone on my bed talking. It was my sister. I swear on my life she was in her room which is down the hall further but alas, I was hearing things. I stand outside the door for a minute with my friend gripped to me, and we hear my sister having a full on conversation with someone… she was saying things like “No, I don’t want to go outside with you.” and “She’s in the other room”. I get really freaked out so I stick my head in the room and she is sitting on my bed staring into my open wardrobe. I grabbed my sage, grabbed my sister and ran the FUCK outta there. Ok so a few weeks later, I was listening to music as I was falling asleep (it was a playlist full of Die Antwoord songs). I must have fallen asleep because I woke up at 12.00am on the dot to music blasting in my ears, on full volume. I was really confused because I had never heard the song before and it seemed to be in a different language but not Afrikaans (which is what some of their music is) It sounded, as cliche as it is, Latin. Demonic sounding shit. So I rip my headphones out, checked what song it was then went back to sleep. The next day I was telling my friends about what had happened while in class and I showed them the song on youtube. I was trying to skip forward until the lyrics started when I realised…. there were no lyrics in the song. The song had no fucken words and I swear on my LIFE the night before it did. 

So that is two stories. I have more but I want to make a video about them all during October on my youtube channel so I will wait. Including how a couple weeks ago I saw a child standing in the middle of my kitchen. Wish me luck. 

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Hephaestion- My warrior

Originally posted by violetrodriguez

Original imagine from theartofimaginings

A/N. So I wrote these because I have a giant crush on Jared Leto. I watched his movies and I find this character really cute and I didn’t find many one shots with him on tumblr so I decided to write one myself. I hope you like it.

Your name: submit What is this?

Life wasn’t going well. Me and my family were living in the royal palace but being friends with the king himself didn’t make everything perfect. My parents were in huge debts and the only way to save ourselves was to marry me. They found myself a husband who was the son of a rich citizen. I tried to say no because I already loved someone else but there was no other way. I had to do that.

I couldn’t tell Hephaestion, my lover, about it. We met at the palace eight months ago, after Alexander became the king. At first I didn’t notice him at all. He was just another man. I have never cared about any other man so why would he be different. But I was wrong, so wrong. His icy blue eyes slowly conquered me and made me feel things that nobody could do.

Since my parents’ decision, I have tried to avoid him. One time, he came into my room while I was looking outside the window. I shivered when his arms wrapped around my waist and he leaned his head against my shoulder.

“Shh. It’s me.” he whispered and pressed a kiss against my cheek.

“You should leave, Hephaestion.” I said, leaving his embrace.

“What happened? You don’t talk to me like you used to, you don’t spend the nights with me anymore. You act like you don’t love me anymore. ” He asked, looking curious at me as I sat on my bed.

“Just leave. It’s better this way” I said.

“Come on, Y/N. Talk to me.” He tried to move a lock of hair from my face but I pushed his hand aside, quite aggressively.

“Don’t touch me. We can’t be together anymore.” I said as calm as I could.

“Did I do something wrong? Did I upset you?” He asked.

I took a deep breath and told him the truth. “I am getting married.” His face shown a mix of emotions. I couldn’t tell what was he feeling. Anger, sadness, maybe envy. He looked straight into my eyes and asked me who is the man.

“I don’t know. My parents set up this. It’s my duty.” I said.

“You accept marrying a man you don’t know. How about me, Y/N?” He shouted

“Please keep your voice down. Nobody knows about us and it’s not the right time to reveal it. We have to stop this. Let’s move on and let this affair to be just a memory. I have to be the perfect wife for my husband. I can’t continue seeing you behind everyone’s back.” I said.

He huffed at me and had an ironic smile on his face. “Affair… So everything we lived; all those beautiful moments we had were just an affair. Stop lying to yourself! You will never feel for him the same. You will never make love to him like you did to me. I am the one who have shown you how to love. You don’t have to say it, I know that I am the only one who you truly loved.“ He said.

“It’s over, Hephaestion. I am promised to another man. You have to accept that. I did.” I said trying to hold back the tears.

“You accepted it…” He laughed.“ I won’t bother you again. But I am sure that the day before your wedding you will come looking for me.“He said and then left the room, closing the door with a loud thud.

I broke down, crying the whole night. In two weeks I am bound to be married when my heart clearly belongs to someone else. I tried to keep myself busy. I helped with the wedding preparations. I checked the food, the decorations. I did everything that could keep my mind occupied. Hephaestion didn’t come to me anymore. I thought his absence will make the break up easier to handle but I was wrong. I started looking for him in the crowds without even realizing it. I have met my future husband and I didn’t feel a single thing. No emotion.

I woke up on the day before my wedding feeling agitated. I have spend the whole morning walking around the castle like a ghost. People were coming to me to give them the last instructions for the big day but I was barely listening to them. I went downstairs to see how the great hall was decorated for the ceremony. When I saw it, I felt sick. It was incredible but not what I wanted. I wanted him and I knew that no matter how hard I will try, I won’t forget him. That night I was standing in front of the mirror combing my hair. I practically could see my entire life from now on. Trapped in a fancy house with a husband I don’t love, pretending to be a doll.

Mindlessly I got up and wondered through the palace’s halls, on a way that I knew too well. I slowly knocked on the door, hearing steps from inside. The door opened revealing the love of my life. I slowly approached Hephaestion and got on my tiptoes so I could kiss him.

“Come in, until somebody sees us.“he whispered and grabbed my hand gently, guiding me inside. The pale moonlight entered the room through the half lidded curtains.

“I was sure you will come.” He said.

“I wanted to feel your lips just once. I wanted to feel loved one last time.” I whispered, slowly leaning on until our lips nearly touched.

“What happened with I want to be the perfect wife?” He raised an eyebrow.

“I am not a wife until tomorrow.” I breathed against his lips.

“You could be my wife, you know?” He said.

“Please don’t talk like that. You know I can’t. Let’s make our last time unforgettable.” I said and gently kissed his lips. 

He picked me up and placed me softly on the bed, hovering over me. I tried to put all the passion I was capable of in the kisses. I wanted to show him how much I love him and even if I marry someone else, our great love story will remain forever carved in my heart. As he slowly pushed down the sleeves of my dress, replacing it with his gentle lips, I lost myself in all of kisses, touches; in every emotion that Hephaestion gave me.

I was awaken by the warm sun rays that came through the open space left by the curtains. I had my head on Hephaestion’s naked chest, one arm wrapped loosely around his waist. I propped on one hand and caressed his forehead, moving a strand of hair from his closed eyes, mesmerized by the beauty of his features. I would have give anything to wake up next to him each morning. I leaned closer and kissed him and then I rested my head on the crook of his neck. I felt him moving and then kissing the top of my head.

“Please tell me it was just a nightmare and today isn’t your wedding day.” He said in a raspy voice.

I sighed, turning back to reality. “I have to leave. If they find me here, they will kill me.” I said, trying to get up but a pair of strong arms pulled me back down.

“Please don’t leave. If I lose you, I lose everything. I can’t lose the only person I love.” He said, unshed tears in his eyes.

“My brave warrior…” I whispered and caressed his cheek. “You have fought in a lot of battles. You will have to fight this too.”

“In those battles I knew that I will come back to you.” He said, and I moved my eyes away from his stare. He moved my chin so I was looking back at him.

“Let’s run away. Just you and me. Nobody will ever find us again. We will be free.” He said, his eyes full of hope. “We can have a happy ending.”

I placed my palm on his cheek and he took it and kissed it.

“You know I can’t. My family needs me. And you know that all great love stories are tragedies. So is ours.” I said.

“I remember the first time I saw. How cold you were. How afraid to love.” He said.

“I wasn’t afraid to love. I just didn’t find someone like you. I always thought that I can live without someone, but then you came.” I smiled sadly.

“I’ve watched you each day, walking down the palace’s halls. Dragging your long white dress after you and your hair streaming down your back. I knew you were a goddess. Then you started noticing me. Our quick glances across the room to each other, the shy smiles you gave me whenever you caught me staring. I lived for those little thing.” He said. My eyes were teary. I would have stayed there all day just listening to him. Just getting lost in his blue eyes, but I couldn’t. And I hated the situation. I looked away, and he understood my choice.

“You will regret this your whole life, Y/N.” He sighed and kissed my forehead.

“I accept your decision. But remember. I will always be here for you. Whenever you are ready to run, I will be there. I don’t care if it’s in the night of your wedding, I am ready.” He said.

“It’s late.” I said and started to get dressed. After I had my dress back on I sat on the bed to kiss him. He ran his fingers through my hair. When the kiss was broken I rested my head against his forehead and said.

“You were right, Hephaestion. You are the only man I have ever truly loved. And the only one I will ever love.”

“But you are still marrying someone else.” He said,

“I’m sorry…” I silently sobbed. I moved to the door and looked one last time at Hephaestion. “Good bye, my warrior.” I whispered and got out of the room, leaving a life full of love and happiness, for a loveless marriage with a stranger.

It's a strange thing,

today I got an email sent out by a classmate trying to organize a study group before our exam tomorrow morning. So I decided to go. It was a pretty small turnout because our class is around 15-20. It was me, four girls, and one guy. I didn’t know any of them before coming, but I recognized the four girls from class. Had no idea who the guy was. So I ended up sitting directly across from him, and definitely spent the most time looking at him. I spoke to him continuously the entire time. I learned all their names, including his. But after leaving the study group, his was the only name I can’t recall. The only face I can’t picture in my mind. I don’t remember his voice, or a damn thing he said. I wouldn’t be surprised if I recognize him in class tomorrow. He didn’t even do anything wrong, he seemed perfectly pleasant, I just don’t care.

it’s amazing how much I genuinely don’t give a shit about boys.

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Getting myself motivated to actually do this story so, uh, have some aesthetic things for these two sisters? They (and everyone else probably) are named after alcoholic drinks because I can.

Sister 1: Audaz - love potion witch. Pan (contemplating ace? Maybe?)

Sister 2: Absinthe- anti-love potion witch. Aro (also maybe ace? Maybe bi?)

Please feel free to vote on what orientations you want for them.

There is also going to be a nonbinary/genderqueer vampire in this story I have decided who I haven’t named yet but…they exist and I need pronoun ideas for them too…

Allison Vanderlund

Yes, her name is a play on “Alice in Wonderland” Anyway, she is a magical Girl based on the Disney Attraction The Haunted Mansion. I made her in high school cos we had a digital art project where we had to make an anime-style character AND I WAS ALL OVER THAT. I think I still have the original file… But anyway! She lives in florida and either has a special pass or her dad works there, I can’t decide, so she gets to come and go from the parks as she pleases.

She is given a magical brooch by the Ghost Host of the Haunted Mansion (Who, turns out, IS REAL, more on that in a bit) So she can transform into the Keeper of the Haunted Mansion. She gains ghostly powers and a few other spells and such to fight a dark evil who is attempting to take over the parks by draining the belief from everyone. That’s how the Ghost Host (and everyone else in the mansion) are “real” through the power of belief… *sideyes Jack Frost*

Anywho, There are four bad guys, one for each park. Black Castle for Magic Kingdom (Female) Geodesic Cube for Epcot (Male) Cut Take For the Studios (Male but androgynous) and Poison Oak for Animal Kingdom. Each bad guy has stolen the powers of the Park Keeper and is using their dark powers to wreak havoc, except Cut Take who is facinated by movies and knows that if it wasn’t for them, he wouldn’t be there. Allison befriends him, but Poison Oak steps in and forces them to fight and there is sadness cos she HAS to beak him to bring back the Studio Keeper. 

The various keepers are kind of the parks personified. Castle Keeper (magic Kingdom) looks like a princess (They’re all female for some reason…) And it sweet and kind and has a sense of adventure. She loves the past but is always looking toward tomorrow. Sphere Keeper looks like some kind of futuristic android. She speaks several languages and is always looking for ways to better herself and the world. Studio Keeper is a lot like a movie director. She loves the golden age of Hollywood but it also strict about keeping things going on time. Tree Keeper is a wild child. She loves animals and plant life and has aHUGE sense of adventure.

BUT ON TO ALLISON, HUH? Her mom died when she was little (Leukemia) so she wears a flower barrette in her hair that was the last thin her mother gave her. She’s a cheerful girl despite that. She has a friend (no name yet really…) Who dresses Goth but loves the two Toy Story Rides (which you wouldn’t expect, like Allison liking Haunted Mansion) Allison loves the park’s Turkey legs and uses her powers when there’s no danger to spread a bit more “Disney Magic.” And Sometimes if she’s out late fighting or whatever, she’ll use her powers to sneak into the cinderella suite and sleep there.

I think that’s it! ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK


BRO WHAT AN AWESOME ART PROJECT! 0A0 the coolest art project I ever got was to create my own character to paint on a cell. The challenge was choosing which freaking oc to use.

Anyway. The Haunted Mansion scared the crap out of me when I was 8 but at the same time I love it now so this is already my jam. (even if it was the Ghost Host’s voice that caused my trauma…I’d still like to see what he’s like when he’s not being a terrifying voice in my ear) Getting to go to DW whenever she wants? Sleeping in Cinderella’s castle??!?! CAN I BE HER???

omg. Cut Take is already my favorite. God dammit I believe in him and that means he can come BACK >:’( I also like Tree Keeper. I stayed in Animal Kingdom and it was the coolest thing walking out of the hotel room and seeing giraffes and zebras and other guys just beyond our balcony. I can imagine Tree Keeper embodying that feeling of wonder and pure fun.

Also. The entire time I was in DW it RAINED, I hope Allison doesn’t have to deal with that…and it’s interesting that she lost her mother since that’s a deliberate theme in Disney movies after Walt lost his own mom…one more thing about the characters she can relate to. 

This is making me want to go to Disney World again. It’s been over a decade. …Want to go to Disney World with me? 

going to finally pick up my kitty tomorrow i’m super anxious bcos she’s going to be new to my little family. i still haven’t made my mind up of what to name her so maybe i’ll decide once she’s with me. idk why i’m so nervous lol.

If I get ten “accents” I’ll record myself saying all this!

Tumblr Accent Challenge!

So I did the accent challenge last night, and decided I was going to make a new one, since the challenge I did (which you can find here,) is five years old. So here’s the one I made, have fun! 

Bonus: If you’re comfortable with it, do it as a video! 

  • What’s your name & username?
  • Where are you from?
  • What’s the time where you are?
  • Pronounce the following words: Meme, Pepe, Doge, Sudoku, Espresso, Celtic, Açaí, Dr. Seuss.
  • What’s your favourite pizza place? Favourite pizza topping?
  • What’s your favourite dessert?
  • What’s your favourite food? What food do you hate?
  • What’s your favourite TV show? Which show were you into, but then got out of?
  • What brand is your phone?
  • Do you speak a second language?
  • How do you define a group of people when you’re talking to them? Do you say ‘guys,’ or ‘dudes’ or?
  • What Harry Potter house do you most identify with? If sorted by Pottermore, did you agree with the one you got?
  • Is there something you should be doing right now but are procrastinating?
  • Now that you’ve talked about what you need to be doing, go do it! 
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WHAT’S THIS?? Have some legendary birds, y’all! 

Their Maya names (they’re word and number mash ups so they don’t translate directly): 

síiskhuun (Freeze one) 
haats’caan (Lighting two) 
k’áak’oos (Fire three)

Today, I fucked up... by putting a John Cena plugin on my computer

So this happened on Saturday. Awhile ago I downloaded this extension for chrome on my laptop that whenever you load a new webpage it has a 1/100 chance of going to a super loud John Cena video. I thought it was hilarious, and I rarely used my laptop for things other than porn and dank memes, so I quickly forget about it. Well last week my grandfather passed away, and my super serious military uncle asked if he could see my laptop to pick out music for the service. Ohshitmybrowserhistory so I delete that right quick, but I forget the John Cena extension. You can probably see where this is going. Whatever god I pissed off decided that today was going to be the day. The whole fam gathers and he searches up some nice, melodic music. Real heartfelt stuff. We all agreed it was good, so he moved on to the related videos and HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA 🎺🎺🎺🎺 🎺🎺🎺🎺

OH

FUCK

I frantically reach down and hit f5 but the damage was done and now my uncle and the rest of my relatives think I found my grandpa’s death to be a great time to play a practical joke.

TL;DR My whole family became aware of my love for potato salad while grieving over my grandfather

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ok here we go… it’s (my least favorite mututal) daddylexas birthday today and weeks ago she requested that i make her, and i quote, “a video compilation of lexa being daddy” and guess what? i actually fucking did it. and i couldn’t even decide on a single song so it really is a compilation of like 5 mini videos. this took hours to make. what the fuck. i hate you viri. happy birthday