Call all your friends, and alert the press!
Our Max has good news we need to address!
Names are just labels, yet are so valuable
Getting one that fits is much more comfortable
Rough times will all pass, one by one
And friends’ll cheer you on, I promise, son!
Twinkling, twinkling, her eyes so sublime
Sing it with me, Twin, it’s celebration time!
Make an epepza and crack open the booze
Anyone would agree it’s just such wonderful news
Xanthippe Lannister Voorhees would even smile
I think it’s the best thing we’ve heard in a while!
Maxime the penguin, who’s flush with cash
Eat, drink, and be merry, forever snowtrash! <23