snowflake decorating

aph nordics as (christmassy!) things i’ve said/heard at uni:

norway: christmas? oh, good, time to prove my superiority at singing carols

denmark: i put more effort into the paper snowflakes decorating our flat than i do my degree

sweden: we’re going out to celebrate the end of the semester but more importantly we’re going out to celebrate the ikea christmas range

finland: going home for christmas? oh no, you misunderstand, i’m going hoe for christmas. all the clubs better watch out for my ass in sparkly shorts

iceland: christmas cheer? winter fun? i don’t know her. i have not slept in a week. my home is the library, my life force is shitty £1 coffee. such is the life of an arts student