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I’ve had a soft-spot for Karl Urban ever since he pranced onto the screen in Xena, plinking his love arrows where he had no business shooting them and whining like a bitch about everything that happened because his Mom gave him a boner.


To be fair on cupid, Aphrodite gave everyone boners. Everyone.


Oh, and he was Ceasar, who boned Xena. And a few others. Go Karl Urban!

S1Ep17

Steve uses a grenade to open the suspect’s door.

Danno: CMON! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! YOU NEED HELP. I WILL PAY FOR IT.
Steve: *walks inside the store*
Danno: *looks at the sky* Why…

TOTALLY MARRIED.