Ok but imagine matt got a file that contained info on shiro before the mission and it had a picture and he just kicked his sisters bedroom door open “KATIE HELP HE’S HOT” and throws the file at her and she snort laughs “whoo shit yeah you’re way too gay to handle that.” And matt just grabs her pillow and screams into it and she starts laughing harder and even snorts a bit “AND YOU CAN’T EVEN TRY TO MACK ON THIS GUY CAUSE YOU’RE GOING ON THE MISSION WITH DAD” he just screams louder into the pillow.
They were showing Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince at the eye doctor's office and I came in at a moment where the camera was panning upwards on a character. Got to their chest and I immediately thought "[female] boobs" but they were Ronald Weasely's boobs and I just don't know how to cope.
im rly confused but all i’ll say is, all boobs are good boobs
you know what? not only do i want fic, but i want an entire episode where steve has to do something with the navy, some sort of training thing or whatever, maybe some sort of “bring the old guys back to show the new guys how it’s done” kind of thing, OR OR OR maybe it’s a demonstration for people thinking about signing up for SEAL training and steve gets invited back because he’s, you know, a decorated former lieutenant commander who heads his own task force and takes down international criminals. the entire team decides to tag along. because they think they know SEAL!Steve. they think they know what he’s about because they’ve been working under his orders for the last six years, but they have no idea.
steve is a machine, and it leaves all of them stunned. he’s twice these cadet’s age and absolutely wiping the floor with them. it’s mesmerizing, watching him move.
they stop underestimating steve’s crazy after that. the steve they work with is downright lazy compared to the steve they see that weekend.
Maybe the correct title should be “the day Edward Elric decided that he should attempt to flirt with a girl just to see what would happen which ended up with unexpected results and he stopped after that because he did not want to repeat the scene no matter how funny it was at the time”(huge ass title but so true) good going Ed *claps slowly*
No seriously, when this popped up in my head i couldn’t not write this and then draw it *snorts*
If i like it, i’ll post the comic i made about this XDD.