My family and I were watching tv tonight, and Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vaughn were on.
Dad: she’s hot.
Sister: obviously tall, leggy blondes are his type.
Dad: mine too.
Sister: oh really?
Note that our mom is about 5'1 and has dark hair.
Dad: nah, I guess I like squat brunettes.
Me: well that’s good, because you are one!!
Mom, sister: ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!