My family and I were watching tv tonight, and Tiger Woods and Lindsay Vaughn were on.

Dad: she’s hot.

Sister: obviously tall, leggy blondes are his type.

Dad: mine too.

Sister: oh really?

Note that our mom is about 5'1 and has dark hair.

Dad: nah, I guess I like squat brunettes.

Me: well that’s good, because you are one!!

Mom, sister: ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!