snore war

Percy Jackson may drool in his sleep, but he likes to point out that Annabeth snores

anonymous asked:

do pipercy as a brotp

eyyyy you get me man here we go

who controls the netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching: piper normally and sometimes percy will go on and just see all of her stuff on there and he’s like “hell no” so he watched sharknado like 7 times before realizing that it only counts as one suggestion 
who snores: piper snores and percy will put a clothes pin on her nose to keep her from keeping him up so piper puts melatonin in his drinks (she’s very careful about the dosage) so he’ll stop and once he figures out what she’s doing he puts clothes pins in her drinks and it turns into this outright prank war why couldn’t percy just sleep somewhere else, everyone caught in the crosshairs wonders
who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off: part of the aforementioned snoring-induced prank war, percy changes piper’s ringtone to the booty song and when he calls her for the first time and it goes off, she keeps a straight, unemotional face and starts dancing ridiculously right there in public and percy is crying but she does not lose her poker face for the entire song which is impressive
who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance: percy takes the top bunk because, like i said in the pipazel one, she hates getting down. 
who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other: neither are musically inclined, so i assume piper hides a recording of mozart somewhere in the ceiling panels and gives a little condescending “warmer, warmer, ooooh, colder” while a half-awake, half-pissed, percy looks for it  
who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal: their kitchen has burned down a million times why do they keep rebuilding it (and by that i mean why does leo keep agreeing to) they should just throw in the towel and save the fire department (and leo) a lot of trouble