The gray and white kittybutt on the left is October Willow, a.k.a. Toby, my baby girl princess angel, who enjoys attacking blanketed feet, sitting on mommy’s chest while mommy is trying to use her computer, hiding under beds, and attacking walls for no apparent reason.

On the right, you’ll find my elderly tom, Snookerdoodle, who was originally named Shnookums by his previous owner. Despite desperate attempts to change his name and put an end to this cruelty, he wouldn’t respond to any name without a ‘snook’ sound in it. His hobbies include holding onto my socks, drooling all over my leg, and singing the song of his people when he’s not getting enough attention.