snoochie boochie

i want everyone to know its very, very hard to sing along to les mis songs when you’re fuckign cackling over the best okcupid mesage you have ever gotten in your life with friends

like
I’m hiccup-laughing trying to hit cracked fantine notes

WITH FUCKIN THIS STARING ME DOWN AS I TRY NOT TO CRY LAUGHING

@whitemistrose​:
EMPTY CHAIRS AT EMPTY TABLES
NOW SNOOCHIE BOOCHIE’S DEAD AND GONE

Achievement Hunter's definition of 'Act Casual'
  • Michael: "We don't want to make it too suspicious. ....So I'll park on the sidewalk."
  • Ryan: "Act casual, act casual."
  • Jack: "Gavin, put your gun away."
  • Michael: "Also when you go in, make sure you buy gum or something."
  • Geoff: "Jack, go in and buys some beers."
  • Ryan: "Act natural. I'm gonna smoke."
  • Michael: "Ryan, no. It'll kill you."
  • Jack: *looking at the shelves* "Hmmm, let's see. What do I want?"
  • Ray: "I'm gonna lean on the wall like Jay and Silent Bob"
  • Michael: *To a parked car* Are you selling drugs? Can I buy a dime bag? Snoochie boochies.
  • Jack: "Hmm maybe... Do you got any local? N-no? O-okay. da-na-na-na ATM there. Oooh, donuts!"
  • Ray: "I'm gonna use the ATM!"
  • Gavin: "We're gonna buy so much stuff that all the money we will rob will be ours anyways."
  • Michael: "I'm gonna buy a new identity, dude."
  • Jack: *bought something* "Thank you! Have a nice day, sir."
  • Ray: "Gonna check out my transaction log."
  • Michael: "Gavin, are you taking a picture!? Are you surveilling the joint? ... Don't take a picture of yourself, that's evidence! I'll have to blow you up!"
  • Ray: "Hello sir. One of your finest bananas, or pineapples, or other assorted fruit you have. I want to shop."
  • Michael: "Orange you glad I didn't say 'give me all the money in the cash register?'"