snoggin'

anonymous asked:

Sleepover! Okay,so one time in secondary school, 6th grade. There was this stupid bloody legend with this stupid tree that was in the back of the school, where if you kisses someone under the trees leaves you and the person would be destined to be together. The tree was famously named the snoggin' tree, i know. Stupid. Anyways. Me and my best friend's were sitting under the tree doing maths,when, I'm not lying, my friend noticed a hole in the ground like with the Whomping Willow. We went in and!

“Snoggin’ tree anon again to finish the bloody story! Me and my friends being the potter heads we were, completely through our homework and investigated the hole. (honestly in the winter it did kind of look like the whomping willow) Of course I was the one to get pushed in, pulling my friends along. And I called in a stupidly fake scared tone "Harry?” My friends giggled and laughed. Guess what! We legitimately heard, the harry potters voice! We screamed and quickly ran out of that bloody hole!!“

This was a ride from start to finish.

I once had a dream where you could go inside the whomping willow but it was infested with Cornish pixies who were turning the students into half wizard Cornish pixies and Dumbledore pulled me under the bed to save me from Cornish pixie Harry. Also when they opened their mouths they’d have their normal bodies in miniature on their tongue. Then me and Harry kissed.

I was 7. I will never forget this dream for as long as I live.

Lemme Rant for a sec

I feel like this generation is going to the shits.

They are legalizing Pot in Maine.

POT. MARIJUANA. WEED. THE SHIT SNOOP DOGG DRAGS.

AND ALREADY, I SEE THAT SOMEONE SMOKED POT IN THE NEW BOY’S FUCKIN’ BATHROOM

WHERE ARE THE PARENTS.

WHERE ARE THE POLICE.

WHERE IS THE RESPONSIBILITY.

WHY ARE TEENAGERS- JUVENILES UNDER THE AGE OF 18- Well, they may have been 19 or something- THAT ARE SNOGGIN’ THAT BLUNT LIKE IT’S THEIR JOB, THEY’RE CLASS- 

WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS.

IS CLASS THAT BORING? IS MID-TERMS THAT DIFFICULT? 

WHERE IS THE SCHOOL RESOURCE OFFICER?? 

I MIGHT AS WELL, AS A STATE RESIDENT, GO TO THE FUCKIN’ CAPITOL, GET IN LEPAGE’S FACE AND TELL HIM TO VETO THIS DAMN NEW LAW. 

Why am I pissed? 

Back when I was a senior, I was sitting with a friend of mine. In the front of the bus, next to the bus door and whatnot, headed back from our Vocational School. And you know what was going on back in the bus?

They were smokin’ a blunt like it was some damn cool shit.

My friend was having an ASTHMA ATTACK, my anxiety was increasing, 50 levels a second, and other people were disgusted. They were in the bumper seats- the seats in the ass-end of the bus. WINDOWS WERE OPEN, BUT IT SMELLED LIKE A FUCKIN’ HOOKAH JOINT UP HERE. The bus driver stopped at the front of the school, turned to me, and said “go inside, get the school’s resource officer out here, NOW.” I didn’t hesitate.

AND IN 2017, IN 6 FUCKIN’ MONTHS, MAINE IS GONNA BECOME A WEED STATE.

WHAT HAS BEEN BROUGHT UP TO OUR FACES?

WITH TRUMP AS OUR PRESIDENT, I’M CONSIDERING MOVING TO SCOTLAND, TO GET AWAY FROM THIS SHIT.

anonymous asked:

(Last one I promise from the snoggin' tree anon) Of course we went back the next day, except this time we had flash lights. I went in first again,it looked exactly like the underground of the shrieking shack! No joke, and I swear we all heard it,harry's voice saying our names (I'll improvise our names) "Jackie,Serena,Amy? Is that you?" And I swear on my life,HARRY POTTER STEPPED OUT AND WE SCREAMED RUNNING AWAYYYYY!

Now I’m not someone who calls people liars but…something tells me either a fibber or drugs were involved. Either way I’m very entertained :)

a quick thought, don’t fuckin reblog it

just a personal preference, I think heavy pda can be really distasteful. I’ve seen people use it as a means to get back at ex’s (which was undoubtedly the most bafflingly petty thing I have ever seen) and I’ve seen people fuckin hump eachother in a public space with children present, it’s really off putting.

I also find it can be just straight up disrespectful. it makes so many people uncomfortable, and I don’t have any issues with the acts, but like if you’re snoggin your boo in line right in front of me, I can’t help but taste a little bile just by lookin at ya. worse yet when people you know and aren’t quite cool with yet, pull that shit I’m just automatically like BYE

I’m a very affectionate person, like when bubz grabs my hand and holds it I still get a little hazy eyed–in a good way. I don’t really have a point…I suppose I’m fortunate that all that is expected of me in public are subtle kisses and some hand holding, being used as a pillow on public transit. all that extra shit is kept behind closed doors