snl goodnights

My SNL Goodnights monologue:

“Okay where’s Kate? There she is. Oh, she looks so pretty, look at her dress. Look at her hair. Look at her face. Oh, shoot. She’s hidden. Why she so smol? So adorable. Ugh, who IS this guy? Move. Move. Move, I need to see Kate, move. There she is. Oh, lost her again. There she is. So beautiful. So pure. She’s hugging Leslie, omg. Ugh THIS guy again?? Move. Move. Move. Mooooooove. Oh my god she’s so pretty. Date me. Move.”

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Last night’s SNL goodnights taped from an on-looker’s perspective.