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Eren and Levi Play Pokemon Go
  • Eren: LEVI LEVI I CAUGHT A NIDORAN IN WALMART
  • Levi: Good for you.
  • Eren: LEVI LEVI I GOT A GEODUDE
  • Levi: Wonderful Eren.
  • Eren: LEVI LEVI I JUST CAUGHT A SQUIRTLE GOING 60 ON THE FREEWAY
  • Levi: *rolls eyes and sighs* Well would you look at you, baby boy all grown up, doing amazing things. Now go catch me a legendary before I disown you.
  • Eren: I caught you... I consider that a pretty legendary catch.
  • Levi: ...
  • Levi: You asshole.