Because Levi likes Disney, obviously.

This is by far one of my most favourite pictures of the old grump. So much so it is now my icon (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و  I wanted to make it Disney-ish without losing too much of Levi’s indifference and detest lol…I think it worked…

This was a blatant attempt at replicating a piece of fanart but for the life of me can’t remember who it was! Whoever you are, thank you! ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )


兵長好き ( ˘ ³˘)♥

Levi and Eren pair up for a school project before exactly knowing what said project is, so now they have act as if they’re some married couple with a doll baby to take care off and nothing goes perfectly :D

“Hey Eren, it’s crying.”

“I know it’s crying, I can hear that! And it’s not an it, it’s a she and her name is Tinker Bell.”

“… What? Who named it?”

“I named HER!”

“I thought we’re both it’s parents so we should BOTH NAME IT! And what is even that- TINKER BELL SHUT UP!”

“DON’T YELL AT MY DAUGHTER!”

“WELL SHE’S MINE TOO!”
~~~~~
“Eren I think it’s time to feed it- her…”

“What no it’s not, I just fed her.”

“Then WHY DOES IT KEEP O- Oh… I think it’s diaper changing time…”

“I can smell that…”

“Anyways… GOOD LUCK!”

“Hey wait, where are you going?!”

“Welllllllllllll I’m not changing the diapers.”

“She’s your daughter too!”

“Not when it’s diaper changing time it’s not.”

“Why not?! I’m always the one doing all the work why don’t you work too?!”

“Ex-cuuuuuuuuse me, I do work, who do you think gets you the money by the end of each month?!”

“Uuuuhhhh…. Not you? And going to school doesn’t mean you work, okay?”

“TINKER BELL GODDAMN IT SHUT UP!”
~~~~~
“So, how did raising a kid feel like, everyone?”

“I never want kids in my life…”

“Neither do I…”

“And I don’t want a non-working spouse either.”

“HEY I DID WORK!”

“THROWING TINKER BELL OUT OF THE BED WHEN SHE’S CRYING DOESN’T COUNT AS WORKING!”

“Hey at least it got her to shut up.”

“….. That it did indeed.”

Some things to remember about the scene where Eren defends Mikasa: 

1- Eren was aware of how delicate his situation was and kept quiet no matter how bad the things that were thrown at him (“monster” “it’s better to kill him” “experiment on him and then dispose of him”), but it was impossible for him to keep silent seeing them throwing accusations at Mikasa. 

2- Eren’s language when he screams “NO!” was very informal, which counts as something very disrespectful and unfavorable coming from someone in his situation, throughout the entire court Eren kept a formal speech until they brought up Mikasa and persisted enough for him to lose it and not care anymore (when he calms down after that he rectifies by using a more respectful term, but point still stands) 

3- Eren sure had things to say to the people present there from the start, but it wasn’t until they brought up Mikasa into it that he couldn’t hold it any longer and decided to let them hear what he had to say which resulted in him getting his ass kicked by captain smurf

4- “I may be a monster”,  he says this not caring about the dangerous consequences it entails, just as long as it keeps Mikasa off the hook 

5- I mean

BOI !