Ninja Snitch

awe shit. xD i have a funny story that i need to tell yall before i forget. So after choir, Ronnie and me went to lunch like we always do. Well in front of us in line was good ole josh nowak. we were talking to him about quidditch and he seemed genuinely interested. I told him to stop by practice tomorrow and watch and maybe play a bit. he tried to make an excuse of not having a broom. well, when you’re broomless, what better position to play than snitch runner, right? haha. i told him this and then explained what the snitch runner does and what i do as the seeker to get the snitch from him. then i told him if he committed to being a snitch at some point, that he’d have to be comfortable with knocking me around. he gave me the same horrified look that other guys interested in being a snitch have given me. and i told him, it’s all part of the game, you throw around the seeker, and im the seeker. and his response was the funniest ever. after contemplating what i said, he looked at me and after laughing went, “i might just… set you down on the ground gently… but i couldnt throw you around.” haha. as nice of a snitch that’d be, its not quite the way it works xD

Some RvB characters and their quidditch positions:

Church: Head Ref. Unfortunately, that also means he deals with the most shit.

Donut: Snitch runner. Like, maybe he isn’t the best snitch runner, but he looks fly af in the snitch shorts

Simmons: Chaser, but like, one of those chasers who literally never gets the ball until they’re right next to the goal. Also a decent seeker.

Grif: Keeper. He’s not too fast, but he will literally take down any enemy in keeper zone

Tucker: He’s like, the most fly chaser ever seen. Passes that quaffle through the hoops before anyone knows what hit them. Bow chika bow wow

Caboose: He REALLY wants to be a ref so he can be with Church, but even goal reffing would prove difficult for him. Instead, his teammates usually let him be a chaser, because he is surprisingly intimidating.

Wash: Best seeker ever. Of all time (but also does fairly well beating)

Carolina: The scariest beater you’ve ever seen. She specializes in face beats.

Sarge: Kinda actually isn’t very good at any position, though he claims perfect in all of them. Also a crummy ref. Subs as a keeper when Grif is out. 

Lopez: Beats pretty damn well

Kimball: Death beater

Felix and Locus are either tag team beaters or chasers. Either way they’re horribly deadly and cause lots of fouls and do lots of dick moves that should be red carded all the time. They also would probably scream at the refs.