sniffs good

kahuna-burger  asked:

Hey, since you have trouble touching people without stabbing them, but like cuddling pets, have you considered trying to hug T'Challa? Or possibly getting Tony to put on cat ears?

you have a serious flaw in your logic. 

tchalla is a cat-man who has repeatedly tried to claw my face off. it was freakin traumatizing. you think a normal cat that doesnt wanna be petted is bad, try getting handsy with tchalla.

not that ive gotten handsy with tchalla. i like my face attached to my person, thank you very much.

tony put on cat ears a few months ago in a fit of confused sleep deprivation. the picture circulated through avengers-related group chats for weeks. nick fury called it, and i quote, ‘fucking adorable.’ tony is sometimes a no-toucher too though, so mostly we let him initiate contract when he wants to. so no, i did not hug tony when he was wearing cat ears. 

steve did have to carry him to bed though. and that picture circulated for months

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Shadow Yu + Yosuke

Make someone smell your ball

Step 1. find a ball. (preferably where a dead body has just been found)

Step 2. be sure it’s a ball. wow, look how round it is!

Step 3. Give it a good sniff. oohh smells like perfume.

Step 4. Share your experience with someone. Scully, for example

Step 5. show them how it’s done; give the scent a cute name like eau de ball

Step 6. Watch them smell your ball. your turn partner

Why?? Would Eclipsa?? Show her this??

Eclipsa is up to something. I think that’s one thing we all can agree on. She didn’t just come into the castle to sniff the roses. Good, bad, neutral, whatever she is- she wants something.

And I realize she wants to build up Star’s trust in her (Star is the only person to stand up for her, she could be her ‘in’ so to speak) but why would she go this far? Star had no idea the passageway was there. Eclipsa could’ve told her she snuck out while the guard was having a bathroom break or something to return Glossaryck. Any attempt the guards could make at denying the accusation would only make it seem like they were covering their own hides.

Why would she tell Star she can literally access most- if not all- of her house? Is she really so devout to her little motto “All knowledge is good knowledge” to the point of hindering herself? Is she trying to get Star completely on her side by sharing secrets? What are you up to, Eclipsa?