sniff sniff no harry

Honestly, I imagine Draco and Harry’s couple to be so annoying. Constant bickering, throwing insults at each other, teasing, shoving and hexing but honestly they’re the most passionate little fuckers when they’re alone. Everyone sort of gets used to their fights at social events or small gatherings but nobody dares say a word because everyone knows how much harry loves Draco and Draco loves harry.

At Flourish and Blotts
  • draco: bet u liked that didnt u potter??
  • harry:
  • draco: famous harry potter
  • draco: cant even go to a bookshop without making it on the front page
  • ginny: leave him aLONE
  • draco: potter u didnt tell me u have a girlfriend *gets teary-eyed*
  • draco: how could u *sniff* *sniff*
  • harry:
  • ginny: uhh--
  • draco: STFU WEASEL-GIRL POTTER IS MINE
  • ginny: *gasps*
  • ron and hermione: dafuq we just heard.