sners

This is Snarnet. (snail Garnet)
Back snogether. (snail together)
And I’m never goin’ down at the hands of the likes of you, because I’m so much Snetter. (snail better)
And every snart (snail part) of me is saying, “Go get sner.” (snail her)
The two of us ain’t gonna follow your snules. (Snail rules)
Come at me without any of your fancy Snools. (Snail tools)
Let’s go, just me and you.
Let’s go, just one on two.
Go ahead and try and hit me if you’re snable. (snail able)
Can’t you see that my snalationship (snail relationship) is Snable? (snail stable)
I can see you snate (snail hate) the way we snaitermingle, (snail intermingle)
But I think you’re just snad (snail mad) ‘cause you’re sningle, (snail single)
You’re not gonna snop (snail stop) what we made snagether. (snail together)
Sne (snail we) are gonna snay (snail stay) like this forever.
If you sneak (snail break) us apart, we’ll just come back snewer. (snail newer)
And we’ll always be twice the snem (snail gem) than you are.

what she says: im fine

what she means:  oh, I love me strawberry smiggles. ooh, i hope nobody ever gets my hands on me and tries to steal my strawberry smiggles. i’m gonna eat every last of them, because— and then they’ll be in my stomach and nobody will ever be able to eat them. except for me, because they’re gonna be all inside my stomach. um, my name is mr… tophat jones, and god forbid anyone ever take my sner… little-people snibbles. i’m keeping them all for me.