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The Signs as Charlie the Unicorn Quotes

Aries: I’m not even going to ask how I’m still alive
Taurus: Guys? Or girls- I’m not really sure what you two are
Gemini: You are the banana king
Cancer: THEY STOLE MY FRIGGIN KIDNEY
Leo: We gotta be sneaky Charlie, Sneakyyyy
Virgo: There is NO way I can do that with my legs
Libra: Just put a banana in your ear
Scorpio: Blowfish- CHARLIE I LOVE YOU
Sagittarius: I can’t tell if you’re cute or creepy
Capricorn: I gotta be honest I’m getting really freaked out here
Aquarius: Go away im watching TV
Pisces: Im tired of the horrible things that happen when you’re around