sneakier

while it’s vaguely relevant: I think Gil being biologically jägerish to an unknown but definitely existent extent is, in-universe, pure theory on the Foglios’ part. If Klaus kept notes on those operations, there’s no way in hell Kaja and Phil got hold of them, unless they are far sneakier than I give them credit for. And nobody’s going to be telling - the jägers don’t exactly want to encourage this sort of thing, and it’s most advantageous when kept quiet, that Gil is unlikely to stop moving just because you shoot him point-blank.

Killing spiders makes their gene pool a lot sneakier. If zombies attacked tomorrow, the slowest and dumbest people would die off, and the human race would become stronger. Therefore, if you manage to smash a spider, you likely got rid of the dumbest one in your house, allowing the smarter, hidden spiders to hook up and make lots of baby spider geniuses. -Source

- Bitty being super suspicious of everyone because of the surprise he got on his last birthday

- he thinks Jack is gonna be even sneakier this year so he goes full-on detective mode and starts Investigating months in advance

- He finds this flyer for a baking convention taking place about a week before his birthday just lying around in Jack’s flat when Bitty visits providence to see a game

- Bitty is convinced Jack got him tickets to the convention for his birthday

- THEN Bitty notices Jack is acting shifty whenever they Skype, never pointing his webcam so the kitchen is showing and one day he gets a glimpse and how long has Jack had that beautiful oven because Bitty’s pretty sure he didn’t see it when he visited a few weeks ago?? Did Jack get him ANOTHER oven for his birthday??

- he’s so confused because if Jack got him another oven why did he also get those tickets (the answer is that Jack is a giant nerd who loves him very much)

- R&H let slip that Jack has been ‘planning a suuuper romantic date bro’ (‘Holtzy you weren’t supposed to mention it to him!!!’ 'Oh CRAP’)

- Chowder keeps giving him these dopey looks and Bits knows that Chowder must have info on Jack’s present so he bakes a shitton of bribery pie and eventually Chowder cracks and lets loose that he thinks Jack has got Beyoncé tickets? He’s been asking a lot of weird questions about Bitty’s Beyoncé playlists

- at this point Bitty doesn’t know what to think and he’s going crazy because what is Jack planning?? Baking convention followed by Beyoncé concert followed by candlelit dinner where Jack reveals the new oven he got for Bitty?

- but it gets to the day before Bitty’s birthday and Jack hasn’t mentioned the convention even though it was a week ago? Was it a red herring??

- He wakes up at 6 am to the sound of Beyoncé

- Specifically his Beyoncé baking playlist

- Bits figures the boys are planning some kind of all-day kegster or something and heads downstairs

- But when he gets down he can’t hear any of the usual chirping between the boys and what’s that smell??

- Baking. That smell is baking. Specifically his maple crusted apple pie

- and there’s Jack who wasn’t supposed to arrive until this afternoon, standing in the Haus kitchen at 6am with flour in his hair, humming along a little to Halo, and the pie he’s making looks Terrible with a capital T and Bits almost wants to laugh

- and the light is shining through the window and catching perfectly in his hair and Bitty has to stop for a moment because suddenly he’s travelled back to that day last year when he and Jack baked together, and good lord that seems like forever ago now and his heart beats a little faster because everything has changed but at the same time nothing has

- Bitty must have made some kind of sound because Jack turns and blushes and stammers a little and oh, that’s new

- 'Bitty, you weren’t supposed to wake up yet(!!!)’

- and now he looks closer he can see more ruined pies scattered across the counter and he didn’t think he could love this boy any more but. Here he is with a few tears welling up

- 'woah Bits I know I ruined your pie recipe I’m so sorry I wanted to surprise you so I got a new oven and I went to a convention for advice and practiced but I knew I should’ve just bought you something and please don’t cry I just wanted to learn for y-’

- Jack can’t say anymore because suddenly his mouth is being Occupied.

the gotham girl gang has a white board on the front of their apartment that can’t stay the same for more than 24 hours. some classics:

-the bad dads club
-tim drake’s early onset ulcer
-the real housewives of crime alley
-team chicks before dicks (that means you grayson)
-being invisible to batman just makes us sneakier
-here, top-tier and /generally/ queer (SOME people think it’s fun to ruin perfect streaks *cough* harper *cough*)
-Kidz BoP
-cullen’s angels
-the #keepharperawayfromartilery initiative
-plz leave if u don’t have cereal ❤️ cass
-yes, damian we are available to gossip
-SO HELP ME IF YOU TWO LET THAT BRAT IN HERE
-babs’ bitches
-who needs funding when you have a 2 bags of pretzels and the neighbors unlocked wifi???
-the team gotham doesn’t need but sure as shit deserves

I don’t think you can even make gif posts about it? You could TRY. There’s stuff they think we didn’t see at the time it happened, but they know now that we DID see some of their sneakier things. 

This is a song about the things we can’t even fathom. The stuff that’s beyond our reach. And I LOVE THAT. I LOVE THAT THEY HAVE THAT. I LOVE THAT HARRY WANTS ME DEAD ENOUGH TO SING ABOUT IT. I LOVE THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER LIKE THIS. I LOVE THAT THEY STILL GET TO DO THAT BECAUSE I WORRY SO MUCH THAT THEY DON’T.

I LOVE THIS FUCKING SONG. 

I LOVE THEM.

THE END.

No Cas story tonight, Kazzies. Mama Kazzy’s having a rough one. But we’re all allowed those every once in awhile and then we pick ourselves back up. I know you’ve been wanting Cas so he’ll be the next one up. Goodnight, sweet kazzies.

I love the irony of Tell-Tale-Tot. Maya thinks Riley can’t lie/Keep a Secret and in Season 2 alone she managed to do it in Rileytown, Texas to New Years and in Rah-Rah.

I don’t know if it’s because Maya is just that good of a teacher or that Riley is just really good at playing a chump when in reality she’s sneakier than all of them.

armys…. i have never needed u to be sneakier with taking fancams and secret pics more than today at this muster, i’m depending on you to share the absolute mindfuck live performances of baepsae and house of cards bc i need to see tht happen more than i need breath right now…

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Riley’s reactions to Farkle at the Bay Window in GM Sneak Attack (X)

  1. “I’m always out there.” (Compare that to Maya’s face when he says it.)
  2. “Why, thank you.” [flirty] (Again, go back and compare to Maya.)
  3. “I would do whatever you asked me.”
  4. “I want you happy.”

Yes, there is Riarkle as early as this, and it’s even sneakier (pun intended) than Lucaya. None of this is intentional on either part, but they already have a different rapport.