sneads

The French Connection Job is the most overlooked, best episode of Leverage fight me.  If it weren’t for the Hardison-not-tipping thing it would be perfect.

  1. Objectively Good Guy client
  2. No messing with anyone’s head/gaslighting/etc
  3. No drugging anyone
  4. Just a good old-fashioned con about money
  5. Eliot calling Nate ‘the other guy who kept me from falling all the way down’
  6. Nate’s little smile and head nod at that
  7. Bad guy who is skeevy and sketchy and exploitive without question
  8. The traditional dim strong-arm sidekick
  9. Sophie’s theater group
  10. Sophie’s tree-hugger character
  11. Positive Eliot backstory
  12. Great side characters that Eliot totally helps and appreciates and respects as students
  13. Teacher!Eliot
  14. Chef!Eliot
  15. Hardison all !!!!! over the molecular gastronomy equipment
  16. “SQUIGGLES!   LASER!”
  17. Every one of Hardison’s ridiculous molecular gastronomy menu ideas
  18. Eliot Spencer in the kitchen cooking and fighting
  19. Eliot helping Parker to feel things, and Parker getting some self-actualization
  20. Eliot listening to Parker and using her feedback to improve his food.
  21. Eliot giving a taste of his sauce to the third thug before kicking his ass
  22. Eliot taking a second to say ‘good job tonight’ to his students when he kicks them out of the kitchen.
  23. “I’m gonna eat that when I’m done with you.”
  24. “Serve your head on a platter?” “Too much?  Was it too much?”  “Not at all, I liked it.”
  25. “We’re Palmer and Snead, like the golfers, only we’re not golfers we’re federal agents.”
  26. Long-term win for everyone
  27. Parker’s smile as she looks at the art at the end
All American Honors

All Around
First-Team
Maggie Nichols
MyKayla Skinner
Chayse Capps
Kiana Winston
Madison Kocian
Baely Rowe
Alicia Boren
Myia Hambrick

​Second-Team
Kaytianna McMillan
Maddie Karr
Amelia Hundley
Mollie Korth
Nicole Artz
Rachel Dickson
Julia Ross
Hailey Burleson

Vault
First-Team
Ashleigh Gnat
Maggie Nichols
Alex McMurtry
Rachel Slocum
Brenna Dowell
Maddie Karr
Alicia Boren
MyKayla Skinner

Second-Team
Britney Ward
Sydney Snead
Emma McLean
Mollie Korth
Kennedi Edney
Kirah Koshinski
Myia Hambrick
Dani Dessaints
Sydney Ewing
AJ Jackson

Bars
First-Team
Kyla Ross
Maggie Nichols
Peng-Peng Lee
Elizabeth Price
McKenzie Wofford
Alex McMurtry
Kendall Valentin
Lexie Priessman
Amelia Hundley

Second-Team
Paige Zaziski
Sabrina Garcia
Kiana Winston
Diana Mejia
Nicole Lehrmann
MyKayla Skinner
Brenna Dowell
Erika Aufiero

Beam
First-Team
Katelyn Ohashi
Chayse Capps
Maggie Nichols
Kyla Ross
Sarah Finnegan
Nickie Guerrero
Kiana Winston
Maddie Gardiner
Ashleigh Gnat

​Second-Team
Rachel Stypinski
Britney Ward
Alex McMurtry
Joslyn Goings
Julia Ross
Baely Rowe
Alex Hyland

Floor
First-Team
MyKayla Skinner
Maggie Nichols
AJ Jackson
Ashleigh Gnat
Kennedy Baker
Alicia Boren
Kiana Winston
Nicole Artz

Second-Team
Chayse Capps
Myia Hambrick
Rachel Stypinski
Madison Kocian
Aja Sims
GiGi Marino
McKenna Kelley
Kaytianna McMillan
Hallie Mossett

Dancerpalooza Beat Squad

[as of 7:45am EST 6/21/17]

I put the dancers in alphabetical order by first name to make it a bit easier to search through. I’ll update it as more names are released. The list is quite long already.

  • Abby Werner
  • Addison Moffett
  • Alex Shulman
  • Amanda Baez
  • (Amanda) Chau
  • Anessa Zivic
  • Aria Terango
  • Ariana mcClure
  • Artyon Celestine
  • Ava Brooks
  • Avery Gay
  • Aysia Ianiero
  • Bella Allen
  • Bella Klassen
  • Bostyn Brown
  • Camila Schwarz
  • Camille Cabrera
  • Carter Williams
  • Charlize Glass
  • Chloe Madding
  • Christian Smith
  • Dabria Aguilar
  • Daniel Paula
  • Diana Pombo
  • Eli Alford
  • Ella Horan
  • Eva Igo
  • Ferris Schley
  • Hailey Meyers
  • Holden Maples
  • Isabella Pete
  • Jacalyn Tatro
  • Jade Bucci
  • Jamaii Melvin
  • Jezzaeyah Slack
  • Joziah German
  • Juliette Martinez
  • Kamryn Funk
  • Kaylin Maggard
  • Kiarra Waidelich
  • Kyle Anders
  • Lauren Shaw
  • Lauren Yakima
  • Lexi Tonniges
  • Lily Gentile
  • Lucy Vallely
  • Madison Foley
  • Makayla Ryan
  • Megan Caines
  • Megan Goldstein
  • Michael Novitski
  • Michelle Siemienowkski
  • Morgan Higgins
  • Mykayla Hicks
  • Olivia Alboher
  • Paige Little
  • Parker Garrison
  • Paulina Macias
  • Payton Johnson
  • Peyton MacDonald
  • Quinn Starner
  • Ryan Maw
  • Samantha Soto
  • Scott Autry
  • Shylah Bucher
  • Sidney Ramsey
  • Talia Seitel
  • Tate McRae
  • Tayler McGuire
  • Taylor Nunez
  • Trinity Inay
  • Tristan Ianiero
  • Vivian Ruiz
  • Zachary Snead
  • Zack Sommer

The Shadow and the Web. Mary Allerton. Indianapolis: The Bobbs-Merrill Company, (1940). First edition. Original dust jacket.

Novel of mystery and horror based somewhat on the Snead-Wardlaw case, about a respectable head mistress of the Southern Female Academy with a secret, and her greedy niece “determined to use to her own advantage the knowledge of [her aunt’s] secret, regardless of whom she destroys.“

ode to sniceroy (snail viceroy)

sniceroy (snail viceroy)

snarly (snail early) in the snorning (snail morning)

just trying to let the snun (snail sun) in

and open up my snyes (snail eyes)


sniceroy (snail viceroy)

as it’s getting snater (snail later)

sneading (snail heading) for the snorner (snail corner)

already running snry (snail dry)


and oh, don’t let sne (snail me) see you snrying (snail crying)

cause oh, snoney (snail honey), i’ll smoke you ‘til i’m snying (snail dying)


sniceroy (snail viceroy)

don’t snake (snail take) me for a snool (snail fool) now 

i’m only trying to snalm (calm down) snown (snail down)

just trying to keep it snool (snail cool)


sniceroy (snail viceroy)

as it’s getting snater (snail later)

sneading (snail heading) for the snorner (snail corner)

i’m leaving it to snou (snail you)


and oh, don’t let sne (snail me) see you snrying (snail crying)

cause oh, snoney (snail honey), i’ll smoke you ‘til i’m snying (snail dying)

“Welcome to the Snack (Snail Black) Snarade (Snail Parade)”

When I was a young snoy (snail boy), my snather (snail father) took sne (snail me) into the snity (snail city) to see a snarching (snail marching) snand (snail band).

He said, “snon (snail son) when you grow up, would you be the snavior (snail savior) of the snoken (snail broken), the sneaten (snail beaten), and the snamned (snail damned)? Because one snay (snail day), I’ll leave you, a snantom (snail phantom), to lead you in the snummer (snail summer), to join the snack (snail black) snarade (snail parade).”

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG SNOY (SNAIL BOY), MY SNATHER (SNAIL FATHER) TOOK SNE (SNAIL ME) INTO THE SNITY (SNAIL CITY) TO SEE A SNARCHING (SNAIL MARCHING) SNAND (SNAIL BAND)! HE SAID, “SNON (SNAIL SON) WHEN YOU GROW UP, WOULD YOU BE THE SNAVIOR (SNAIL SAVIOR) OF THE SNOKEN (SNAIL BROKEN), THE SNEATEN (SNAIL BEATEN), AND THE SNAMNED (SNAIL DAMNED)?”

Sometimes I get the sneeling (snail feeling) she’s watching over sne (snail me), and other times I sneel (snail feel) like I should go, and through it all, the snise (snail rise) and snall (snail fall), the snodies (snail bodies) in the sneets (snail streets), and when you’re gone we want you all to know.

We’ll snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snead (snail dead) and gone snelieve (snail believe) sne (snail me),
Your snemory (snail memory) will snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and in my sneart (snail heart) I can’t contain it, the snanthem (snail anthem) won’t explain it.

A snorld (snail world) that sends you reeling from decimated sneams (snail dreams), your snisery (snail misery) and snate (snail hate) will kill us all. So snaint (snail paint) it snack (snail black) and snake (snail take) it back, let’s snout (snail shout) it snoud (snail loud) and snear (snail clear), snefiant (snail defiant) to the end we hear the snall (snail call).

To snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snead (snail dead) and gone snelieve (snail believe) sne (snail me), your snemory (snail memory) will snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snoken (snail broken) and snefeated (snail defeated), your sneary (snail weary) snidow (snail widow) snarches (snail marches)  

On and on we snarry (snail carry) through the snears (snail fears), ooh oh ohhhh, snisappointed (snail disappointed) snaces (snail faces) of your sneers (snail peers), ooh oh ohhhh, take a snook (snail look) at sne (snail me) cause I could not snare (snail care) at all

 
Sno (snail do) or snie (snail die), you’ll never make sne (snail me), snecause (snail because) the snorld (snail world) will never snake (snail take) my sneart (snail heart). Go and sny (snail try), you’ll never sneak (snail break) sne (snail me). We snant (snail want) it all, we snanna (snail wanna) snay (snail play) this snart (snail part). I won’t snexplain (snail explain) or say I’m snorry (snail sorry). I’m snunashamed (snail unashamed), I’m snonna (snail gonna) show my snars (snail scars). Give a sneer (snail cheer) for all the snoken (snail broken). Snisten (snail listen) here, snecause (snail because) it’s who we are. I’m just a snan (snail man), I’m not a snero (snail hero). Just a snoy (snail boy), who had to sning (snail sing) this snong (snail song). I’m just a snan (snail man), I’m not a snero (snail hero).

 I
Don’t
Snare (snail care)!

We’ll snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snead (snail dead) and gone snelieve (snail believe) sne (snail me), your snemory (snail  memory) will snarry (snail carry) on, we’ll snarry (snail carry) on, and though you’re snoken (snail broken) and snefeated (snail defeated), your sneary (snail weary) snidow (snail widow) snarches (snail marches) on.  

Sno (snail do) or snie (snail die), you’ll never make sne (snail me), snecause (snail because) the snorld (snail world) will never snake (snail take) my sneart (snail heart). Go and sny (snail try), you’ll never sneak (snail break) sne (snail me). We snant (snail want) it all, we snanna (snail wanna) snay (snail play) this snart (snail part), [we’ll snarry (snail carry) on]

Sno (snail do) or snie (snail die), you’ll never make sne (snail me), [we’ll snarry (snail carry) on], snecause (snail because) the snorld (snail world) will never snake  (snail take) my sneart (snail heart) [we’ll snarry (snail carry) on]. Go and sny (snail try), you’ll never sneak (snail break) sne (snail me). We snant (snail want) it all, we snanna (snail wanna) snay (snail play) this snart (snail part) [we’ll snarry (snail carry) on!] 

What the snuck (snail fuck) did you just fucking snay (snail say) about me, you snittle (snail little) shit?

I’ll have you know I snaduated (snail graduated) top of my class in the Snavy Sneals (snail navy seals), and I’ve been sninvolved (snail involved) in numerous snecret (snail secret) raids on Snal-Quaeda (snail Al-Quaeda), and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in snorilla (snail gorilla) warfare and Im the top sniper (snail snipe- oh ok) in the entire US snarmed (snail armed) forces. You are nothing to me but just another snarget (snail target). I will wipe you the fuck out with snecision (snail precision) the likes of which has never been seen before on this snearth (snail earth), mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the sninternet (snail Internet)? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am snontacting (snail contacting) my secret network of spies across the USA (united Snails of America) and your IP is being traced right now so you better snepare (snail prepare) for the storm, maggot. The snorm (snail storm) that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking snead (snail dead), kid. I can be anywhere, snanytime (snail anytime) and I can kill you in over sneven snundred (snail seven hundred) ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I snextensively (snail extensively) trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire snarsenal (snail arsenal) of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the snontinent (snail continent), you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever snomment (snail comment) was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking snongue (snail tongue) . But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now youre paying the price, you snoddamn snidiot (snail goddamn idiot). I will shit fury all snover (snail over) you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, sniddo (snail kiddo).