snaxbot

Not sure what she’s doing or why she looks so unimpressed, maybe she’s judging my butt

Hey now, your butt is probably much nicer than her expression is letting on! Also thank you! Snaxbot 2.0 is really inspiring people to draw her! This is great and you’re awesome!

HEY THERE, YOU! YES, YOU! YOU LIKE ART DON’T YOU? OF COURSE YOU DO! I BET YOU ALSO LIKE NOT SPENDING A LOT OF MONEY ON THINGS AS WELL? YES, I KNOW I’M RIGHT AND ALL THESE RHETORICAL QUESTIONS ARE REALLY DUMB. THE POINT IS, I AM DOING COMMISSIONS NOW! YES RIGHT THIS IMMEDIATE MOMENT!

WHY IS SNAX DOING COMMISSIONS??????
The simple answer is that I am very much short of money. The longer answer is I need to make money to go see my boyfriend who lives 500 miles away and, due to other factors, I am unable to borrow that cash from my family. ALSO, I am going to Phoenix Comic Con in May and I need to be able to help pay for gas, food, admission, hotel and all the other things that come with going to a con. 

WHAT A COMPELLING SOB STORY! HOW CAN I HELP SNAX??
That’s easy! purchase a commission from me!

HOW MUCH IS THAT SHIT GONNA COST ME??
The standard price for my art commissions is $15, that’s inked, colored, shaded and highlighted, kind of like this picture of Jake taking it in the ass from Dirk! However, each additional character adds another $5 to the price. That particular picture is actually a $20 one. 

FUCK THAT’S WAY TOO MUCH MONEY!
hold your horses there, pal! I have even more FANTASTIC PRICES! For the nominal price of $5, I will do a shaded sketch, not unlike this nsfw picture of Meulin! The $5 extra character fee is still applied to these pictures, but hey, It’s still a bargain.

GEE THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC! WHERE DO I THROW MY MONEY??
Before you go tossing cash at me like a rapper making it rain, please message me about your commission. From there I will give you instructions on how to pay me. If I don’t respond after a day, tumblr probably ate it and you’ll need to resend it.

Thank you for your time and have a nice day!