- aleksander makes a witty comment: the snarkling
- aleksander takes a bath: the sparkling
- aleksander finds a decent parking spot: the parkling
- aleksander seizes drugs: the narcling
- aleksander summons fish: the sharkling
- aleksander bones alina: the alarkling
If your mother stops halfway through the question "do you have anything to wear to the funeral?" and just trails off, shakes her head and laughs... you're probably too gothic, right?