What if yurio , phitchit and victor were texting there crush and there crush said something really cute or a really cute selfie and they just got completely flustered and just mt and don't respond so someone replys to there crush for them because they haven't sent anything back in like ten minutes and the person who responds basically just embarrasses them more by saying that they got really flustered (sorry if this doesn't make sense
Ah, it’s been such a hectic week what with it being the beginning of a new semester, but I’ve been feeling so down, and this is so cute, I really just have to do this. I’ll do my best, darling, I think I get the gist of it!
-’yuri!!! yuri, im @ the pet shelter atm and there’s this wonderful grouchy kitty that reminds me of u look look look’ -You ruthless cutie you -Yurio already can’t handle you -He was just texting you during his break, with a small serene smile on his face -Just leanin against the railing of the rink, doing some leg exercises -The creases between his eyebrows are practically non-existent, you make him so happy -It’s the sweetest thing -But the minute you send that text, he stands up straight as if he’s been whipped across the back -Oh no -Yuri looks over his phone to see Mila, smiling sllyly down at him -”Who are you texting, Yuriii?” she croons -fuCK OFF I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME, WITCH -he tries to ignore her, hunches his shoulders and is just about to message you back when you send a selfie -holy shit if you didn’t kill him before, then you damn well did now -There you were, a big delighted smile on your face, with the most crotchety looking cat on your lap, leaning against your hand that was petting it’s head -Yuri wheezes, this boi literally fuckin WHEEZES, and leans over, clutching his chest -he’s like the old man meme
-that one -Mila blinks, chuckling, before taking his phone in his weakened state to see what’s gotten him in such a ti- -oh my god -Even she’s enraptured in the fucking ADORABLENESS that your selfie is -meanwhile you’re waiting eagerly for your boyfriend’s reply, which… is taking a while…. -A half hour damn near passes before you get a text -”Hi, Y/N, this is Georgi. I must say your selfie is very sweet and cute. I can’t handle it, but you know, Yuri is the one who can’t handle it the most. He’s currently wailing with Mila over how adorable you are! Haha.” -fucker is the only one trying to keep his cool, bc honestly, he’s crying too -you lethal weapon -yuri later tells you he killed georgi for embarrassing him he didnt he just poured his coffee on his new scarf
-You’re always snapchatting Phichit about one thing or another -You don’t usually use your face, rather, you just take photos of the thing you’re doing at the time -But Phichit loves you and your cute face!!! He could kiss it all day!!! -Anywho, he’s out with Yuuri, and while his friend is looking through ice skating magazines, Phichit’s checking through his notifs -And he sees you’ve replied to his snap!! -He asks Yuuri if he wants to be in a selfie with him and of course Yuuri knowing Phichit, he didn’t have much a choice -So Phichit taps the notif, and goes to your chat -Opens your snap, la dee d- -Oh -Ooooooooooohhhhhh myyyyy gooooo- -He blinks, and screams when the counter goes out, this boy literally fucking SCREAMS, HE SCREECHES -It’s you, holding up a hamster cookie, with the biggest smile on your face, looking so proud -The caption read ‘Just cooked up a batch for u, look how good it looks?!’ -Phichit is leaning against Yuuri, who’s also seen the snap -”Aaaw, how cute!” He says -Phichit grabs his friend by the shoulders -”Yuuri.” He says in the most grave tone Yuuri’s ever heard, “That wasn’t just “cute.” Let me tell you a thing or two over just how precious my s/o is.” -He literally goes on a goddamn tangent -And Yuuri thought HE was obsessed with Viktor, CHRIST, PHICHIT -It’s like he was saving this speech over how adorable you are for this specific moment -Yuuri’s listening to him, smiling and humoring him -Phichit replays the snap, screenshotting it before just waving it in front of Yuuri, looking so happy -But Yuuri’s tired now, a fucking HOUR passed, and you only have a notif that Phichit screenshot your pic -This boi fuckin snatches the phone from your boyfriend, and before he can react, texts -”Y/N, your cookies look gr8! This is Yuuri btw, sorry for the delay in reply, but Phichit went on a speech over how cute u are! Lol pls tell him to stop, ppl are staring.”
-Viktor’s always been passionate about how cute you are -He squishes your cheeks, kisses your nose, gives you eskimo-kisses, blows raspberries on your tummy, nuzzles you CONSTANTLY when he gets overwhelmed, he just adores you -Viktor Nikiforov is entirey infatuated you, it’s adorable in itself -So he’s just texting you, when he SHOULD be practicing with Yuri, because… th… that’s his goddamn job…. Viktor,…. you fuck….. -Yuri’s shouting at him and of course, this guy is clearly ignoring him, giggling to himself as he chats with you -’lolololol Y/N, when will u get here???? it’s nearly lunch time!!! i miss uuuu~’ -’im on my way!!!! u should be practicing, geez’ -Fuckin Viktor chuckles, and does a little footwork,then checks his phone OOOOH GREAT JOB HOTSHOT -He skids to a halt after that -Yuri’s cussing this guy out, “OI, YOU AIRHEAD, YAKOV SAID TO FOCUS ON YOUR AXELS, FUCK YOUR FOOTWORK” -Viktor speeds his way towards Yuri which autmoatically makes him regret speaking because now he’s gonna go off about you -Instead, much to Yuri’s surprise, he’s… actually kinda quiet -It’s weird -His eyes are wide, and practically glimmering -Viktor’s cheeks are normally at least a little rosy due to the chilly temperature, but now, they’re a bright jolly red color -One hand is covering his mouth, as if in shock, and now Yuri’s a little unnerved -”What the fuck do you want.” He grumbled, a little off-put -Viktor slowly holds up his phone to show Yuri a photo of you, posing in front of a poster of Viktor that was apparantly up nearby the ice rink -You have the back of your hand on your forehead dramatically, but you’ve got a clear mixture of pride, love and amusement on your face as you grin -Beneath that was a text, saying “Can’t believe my beautiful boyfriend is actually made out of paper…….” -Yuri blinks, and grunts -He’ll admit, it was pretty cute, but he didn’t really…. give a shit….. -He looks up and sees Viktor’s cheeks pulled up in a smile behind his hand -It takes at least an hour and a half when you get a response and it’s from Yuri -’hey this is yuri can u maybe pls take ur shitty boyfriend away so i can be at peace’ -Thanks yuri