snapped boards

Bts As...Things I've done

(Because why not)

Seokjin: Gets excited to eat and mistakes tongue as food.

Yoongi: Hides in closet to sleeps during band class.

Namjoon: Accidentally electrocutes/shocks self while grabbing phone charger.

Hoseok: Has a panic attack in a haunted house that ten year olds could go through.

Jimin: Wear thick jackets all throughout summer because of insecurities

Taehyung: Asked teacher if you kept someone’s memories after a brain transplant.

Jungkook: Runs and hides anytime someone new looks at me.

“You are my new pillow.” // doctor!taehyung

As you come to wake, eyes still shut, your body seems to have an ache you have very little memory of. Apart from your own thoughts of trying to remember what had happened, the low murmurings and noises make you open your eyes, taking in the sight of a bunch of people you’re certain you’ve never met before. Gulping through the mouth full of cotton and dryness, you clear your throat in hopes to ask… something but you’re not given that chance when the door slides open to reveal - “Tae…”

Said person steps through in his work attire you’ve mentioned how professional he looks. Stethoscope hanging by his neck, clipboard in his hands and with the tap against the side of the wall, people seem to disperse with admiration snapping from their eyes. They mumble a quick apology before scooting out and Taehyung closes the door soon after.

He turns to look at you, tipping his glasses up the bridge of his nose before asking: “Patient Y/N, how’re you feeling?”

“Should I be honest, Doctor Kim?”

“As how you should be,” He murmurs, standing by the end of your bed with a raise of his brow, hand gripping onto the pen by the paper snapped to his board.

“I’m okay… just trying to adjust,”

“Do you know why you’re here?” He inquires, but based on the look on your face he already knows the answer. But protocols are still in place regardless of who you are so he has to sit through you trying to think, ultimately failing and pouting at him to just tell you already. He fills you in with the things you’ve forgotten before you arrived here, even while you’re here, it’s hard to process everything that you make grabby hands at him.

“Can I have my boyfriend back?”

He bites the inside of his cheek, ready to let everything go but he knows there’s eyes by the window so he checks his wristwatch. With a finger held up, eyes pressuring the seconds to tick by faster… as it clicks to a 1PM, he walks around your bed to reach your side. Sitting down on the bed, he chucks the board aside and opens his arms, “Boyfriend currently in check, your doctor’s on a break,”

You lunge forward and hug him, wincing at the pain that stings and he hisses at you, palm stroking down your lower back gently, “Easy now… I’m not going anywhere,”

“You better not,” You murmur against his neck, squeezing him, “You are my new pillow now,”

“I have privileges as a boyfriend and a doctor but now have downgraded to be a pillow. Is this the outcome of going to med school for so many years?”

He chuckles when you whine, getting used to his body warmth and staying in this position that he decides it’s too much for you, now, so he keeps quiet. However, before he kisses the side of your head, he takes a quick glance outside the peeping eyes and prepares you with: “You’re gonna hear a little something,”

You look up to him, whispering: “Are those your workers or something?”

“Mostly juniors, some under my wing, but they’ve never met you before so when they paged your name in and saw how I flipped, I think they’ve put the pieces together on their own,”

“…hey, they’re smart so…”

“Wanna freak them out?”

“…is this gonna hurt?”

“Not at all,” He grins, leaning down to kiss your nose and on cue, there’s an uproar outside your ward that you laugh and hide your face in his shoulder.

“You’re gonna kill me,”

“Not if you do first. Have you seen yourself? You’re too adorable.”

BTS As...Things My Sister Has Said

Seokjin:
Me: *comes home with pizza and wings for supper*

Sis: I already ate but I can eat again for pizza *takes a box and leaves*

Yoongi:
Me: come on, let’s do our exercises

Sis: *gets up and takes her phone* I’m going to bed *proceeds to ignore any talk about exercise*

Namjoon:
Me: *walking through a craft store* don’t touch anything

Sis: *breaks a vase* this is your fault

Hoseok:
Me: I have a migraine, can you turn the volume down?

Sis: yeah sure *turns it down but screams when something funny happens*

Jimin:
*family fighting*

Sis: *to anyone possibly with hurt feelings* I love you

Taehyung:
Me: *watches as she does a strange move* what are you doing?

Sis: I’m a little potato in my little habitat *month later* i now go by little potato

Jungkook:
Sis: I’m a big girl sissy

Me: go clean your room

Sis: but I’m still a baby

y’all kyungsoo is so hot in the most subtle ways like he seems soft and small and fragile but then you take a closer look and he’s got thick biceps that flex and shoulderblades that could snap a board in half and there’s veins running down to his hands and he’s got the nicest thighs and hips and then he makes all those expressions with his eyebrows and his lips and what’s really frustrating is he KNOWS that he can get these reactions out of us and he’ll turn into this really confident sensual beast and???? it’s so????? infuriating??????

So you think you've summoned a demon through the Ouija board

Oh snap! After playing on the Ouija board, all these creepy things are happening inside your house! You’ve summoned a *dun dun DUUUUNNNNN* DEMON!!!

I’m here to tell you that no, no you didn’t. You did not summon a demon. 

Think of it this way. Demons are the opposite of angels. Could you accidentally summon an angel? Do you think that with some letters on cardboard you could accidentally invite an angel into your home? And in doing so, have that angel trapped in your home while strange things happened all around you?

No. Angels have way better things to do. So do demons.

But demonic possessions and demonic hauntings ARE a thing. But the Ouija board is not the start of it. Again, an all powerful entity does not care about letters on cardboard. If, somehow, a demon does come into your home and your life after using the Ouija board, they had their eyes on you WAY before you even thought about ever using a Ouija board. There has only been one case, EVER, of a demon possessing someone after Ouija board use, and it currently being dismissed as a possible hoax or severe mental illness. All other cases have been disproved either as hoaxes, undiagnosed mental illness or epilepsy, or induced by hallucinogenic drugs. All of them.

BUT, hypothetically, you just used the Ouija board and now weird things are happening in your home! What is going on??

You have a poltergeist. A poltergeist is any spirit that is able to control things in our world, such as turning off and on lights, throwing things, or scratching you or walls and furniture. Poltergeists can be good or bad. Most are good, and are just using your energy to try to get your attention one way or another. Unless you are being physically harmed, assume the poltergeist is friendly. They are just communicating the only way they can. I mean, if you suddenly went invisible and mute, and tried to tell someone you were there, you would throw stuff too.

If you do have a demon in your home, they would not resort to just turning lights on and off. They are far, FAR more powerful than poltergeists. Symptoms of a demonic haunting are:

-very deep scratches or wounds on your body. And not like cat scratches, deep cuts

-being awakened or disturbed by low, dark voices or growling

-feeling like you want to stay inside all day, not wanting to be outgoing 

-a feeling of dread or a sick feeling in your stomach when entering certain rooms

-a deep aversion to anything religious

-any religious items kept around the house will fall of the walls, or be smashed

-having a priest enter your house and they feel attacked or are physically attacked by an unseen entity

-all the poltergeist activity listed above happening frequently. Daily. Constantly.

If none of these things are happening to you, then you’re all good. But I gotta say it again, YOU WILL NOT SUMMON A DEMON THROUGH THE OUIJA BOARD. 

YOU WILL NOT SUMMON A DEMON THROUGH THE OUIJA BOARD.

IF YOU USE A OUIJA BOARD AND YOU START TO NOTICE DEMONIC ACTIVITY, IT DID NOT COME FROM THE OUIJA BOARD. IT CAME FROM YOU.

And like I’ve said before, demonic possessions or hauntings only occur to people who are deeply religious, and have grown up knowing and fearing demons. If you do not have demons in your religion, or are not religious, you will never have to worry about demons. 

But theouijagirl, what about Zozo???

Zozo seems to be a demon, but I can almost guarantee you that you are not talking to him. Let’s say Zozo is a demon, and likes to spend his time hopping around Ouija boards and deliberately freaking people out. Then Zozo is a huge MORON. Then Zozo is a powerless, weak demon that feeds off the dumbest form of fear possible. Go home, Zozo. Go home.

Or, if this isn’t the case, then you have a trickster spirit trying to scare you by pretending to be Zozo. 

And now that you know this, if you are on the Ouija board and encounter someone claiming to be Zozo, you know you are dealing with a regular trickster spirit or the most moronic, idiotic, pathetic demon to ever crawl out of the Underworld. You are totally safe.

I hope this is informative for you guys. Feel free to send me an ask if you have any questions!

snapstreak - one

Originally posted by nochuie

genre: fluff
pairing: jungkook x reader
summary: in which your snapstreak with hoseok is in danger because he decided to go without internet access for ten days but he hires someone to maintain his streak
words: 1.1k

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day one

your hope sent you a snap!

“Okay, we’re boarding the plane soon,” Hoseok says, the camera starting to shake when Jin barges into the frame, sending flying kisses all over the place. “Jin-hyung! I’m trying to send a mess—”

You laugh when the video cuts off at the ten second mark, immediately holding down on the snap to re-watch it while waiting for Hoseok to send another one.

your hope sent you a snap!

“Alright, we’re leaving for Palawan in about ten minutes, and I promise we won’t lose our streak because I got someone to take care of it for me! I’ll be back in ten days!”

He blows a kiss towards the camera just before the video is cut, and you grin, taking a video of yourself catching the kiss before sending it to him with the caption, “have a safe flight!!!!”

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BTS Reaction: S/O crying because they’re about to leave for tour

Seokjin: It would break his heart to see you so upset. It would hurt even more knowing he was the reason. As much as he’d love to stay home with you he has a job to do. He’ll hold you in his arms until he has to go and promises to Skype you every morning and every night.

Originally posted by lavender-kills

Yoongi: He wouldn’t show it in front of you but this tore him up inside. He’d assure you that he’d text and call you as often as he could and Skype you every night. He’d tell you that he wouldn’t give you a chance to miss him.

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Namjoon: He’d tell you right away that he’ll keep in contact and the time will fly. He’ll encourage you to make plans so you’re not stuck inside the house missing him. Like the others he’ll Skype you everyday.

Originally posted by choke-me-namjoon

Hoseok: He’s just as emotional as you are. The thing he hates most about his job is always having to leave the ones he loves. The second you started to cry he’d cry too. He’ll hug you tight trying to convince both of you that it’ll be okay and time will go by fast. He calls you for the first time since he left as soon as the plane has taken off and he talks to you the whole flight off.

Originally posted by pastelyoonseok

Jimin: We all know he’s a very caring person. He doesn’t like to see anyone upset. He hugs you and talks about all the cool pictures he’ll send you and the concerts you can watch online. He’ll focus on the fun positive things to help cheer you up.

Originally posted by urnotnamjoon

Taehyung: Like Jimin he would make it all sound so excited even if he has to leave for a while. He’ll be hyper and happy spreading the feeling to you. He’d film everything constantly sending you pictures and videos making you feel like you were there with him.

Originally posted by qweentae

Jungkook: Like Yoongi he wouldn’t show how he truly felt on the outside. He doesn’t like breaking down and showing his emotions to others. He’ll be strong for you in hopes it makes you feel less sad. He smiles and hugs you until time to leave and when the car pulls away he calls you to remind you that he loves you and will be home soon.

Originally posted by sugutie

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Selca

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sick-with-lisztomania  asked:

Okay but like imagine summer time mitjo.... Like mitch and Jonas eating Popsicles on the beach (bc mitch is having a good day and feels comfortable eating in front of jo), Jonas wearing some cheesy shark snap back with rainbow board shorts, mitch has a "sun's out guns out" tank on with pistols on it and vans board shorts. Mitch keeps making bj jokes with his popsicle at an unamused Joey til he accidentally chokes on it/gets brain freeze and Joey can't help but crack a smile and laugh. 😅

THIS IS SO PURE AND CUTE AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH

I’m so excited for summer too, give me summer mitjos!!! 

anonymous asked:

Okay at some point Carolina and wash go back to the wreckage of the moi and go to their lockers and rooms. Carolina hears a sudden scream and rushes to check on wash. He's found his heelies and skateboard. Carolina groans and laughs

When Dylan tells them about the wreckage on Sidewinder—says that it’s still there, abandoned, waiting—Carolina and Wash exchange a look.

The island has been peaceful. Quiet, but not in a way that’s reminiscent of empty halls, corridors for ghosts to pass through. The wind whispers at night through the trees, but the cadence is soft. Soothing. The shadows are not thick with despair here. Rain falls, not in a deluge, but light showers, leaving the air fresh afterwards. Clean. 

They like it here. They’ve adjusted to lush green, to damp earth and blue skies. Neither are prepared for the unforgiving, frozen hell they each left behind.

They both still know they have to go.

and then we’re skipping the fucking angst we’re not gonna talk about it

well actually there is this:

The trek up to the crash site is quiet. 

Every time Carolina expects Epsilon to end the silence, she has to remind herself he’s gone.

soRRY!! moving on:

No fucking way,” Wash says, voice cracking.

Carolina ignores the fear that grabs her throat in a vise. There’s no one here. There’s no one here. Still, her feet drag her closer, as though behind that locked door—bashed in by who knows what, barely hanging on to its hinges now that Wash has forced it open—is some kind of threat. “What?”

Wash laughs, and it sticks in his throat, like the lump that’s been sitting in hers has managed to occupy two spaces at once. “I don’t believe it.”

She steps around the door, and groans. 

It’s his skateboard—and the ridiculous shoes he was so fond of. 

She rolls her eyes. “Seriously?” You scared me, asshole. It wasn’t rational. But a lot of things about this place weren’t.

Wash laughs again; though she doesn’t, Carolina has to admit, his amusement is contagious. It’s good to see him laugh, though she knows it must have hurt, suddenly facing yet another relic of simpler times. 

“I kind of want to bury them,” he says. 

Now she’s laughing. “That is so fucking dramatic.” She wishes Epsilon were here to have heard that. “Besides, you hate snow.”

Their helmets are on—it’s fucking cold—but she can almost see the smile touching his lips, just barely there, cradled in the corner of his mouth. “I really do.”

“Just take them,” she says, tugging gently at his elbow. She wants to leave, while there’s still a good note to end this on. “You can teach Caboose to skate.”

Laughter stutters out of him once again. “That’ll be a fucking mess.”

“It will,” she says. “He’ll love it.”

Caboose accidentally snaps the board in half, but Wash can’t say he really minds.

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sunshine in autumn — first mood board/theme I made for my one and only muffin!!:)) if you guys like these then go ahead and request my inbox is always open.