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HE’S SO TALENTED AND FINALLY HE’S GETTING HIS TIME TO SHINE. IF PEOPLE KEEP SLEEPING ON HIM AND CAL HIM ‘UNTALENTED’ AND ‘UGLY’, I SWEAR IM READY TO STAB A BITCH AND HOLD A WHOLE POWER POINT PRESENTATION OF HOW TALENTED, A GOOD PERSON HE IS AND DESERVES TO BE IN BTS, THAT PEOPLE ARE TOO SAD SO THEY START HATING SMH

  • Banker:800, 900, 1000.
  • Liechtenstein:Do you know how much is still in the account?
  • Banker:Eighteen dollars and four cents.
  • Switzerland:Whoa! That's a lot left over.
  • Liechtenstein:Okay, you wanted to hold $1,000 cash in your hands... [hands him ten $100 bills]
  • Switzerland, really excited:!!!....that's super disappointing.
  • ~five minutes later~
  • Banker:998, 999, 1000.
  • Switzerland, holding one thousand $1 bills:YES! Now THIS is what I imagined! Hahaha!! Have you ever seen this much cash in your entire life??
  • Banker:I just handed it to you.
  • Switzerland, suddenly very serious:Nickels! I want nickels. A BILLION NICKELS.
  • Liechtenstein:No, big brother-
  • APH China:I'm just saying, you should have put 'Spoiler Alert' on all of those tweets. Also, NSFW. A lot of what you wrote was really profane.
  • APH Hong Kong:That movie's 25 years old, Wang. And if you don't like how I tweet, don't follow me.
  • APH China:What are you doing now? I'm talking to you.
  • APH Hong Kong:I'm live-tweeting this dumbass conversation.
PruCan Week

Day One

This is going to be similar to last year in that I am stringing the days together to make a longer love story that takes place over several years.  You have Em to thank for that.  And also for the tattoos.

So I suppose that these are dedicated to her.

Indelible

“I want a tattoo.”

Gilbert rolled over onto his stomach and stared at Matthew.

“You’re fourteen.”

“So?”  Matthew frowned.  He was drowning in his oversized sweater and there was a pimple on his chin where it jutted out in defiance.  He looked too young to know what he wanted.

“Well, I mean, how do you know what you want?”

“I don’t know what I want yet.  I just want a tattoo.  My cousin has one on his wrist.”

Gilbert hummed and studied the posters on his wall.  The two of them had tacked them up last summer and the words ‘I WANT TO BELIEVE’ were crooked because neither of them could agree on whether it was straight or not.  

“Your cousin is an idiot.”

“You’re the one who kissed him.”

Gilbert jolted upright.

“Yeah, when we were nine years old!”

Matthew chuckled and rubbed his nose on the sleeve of his sweater.

“Francis said you asked to kiss him.  He said you wanted to practice.  He said you’re a terrible kisser!”

“Francis is a dirty liar,” Gilbert growled.  “And he wet the bed until he was seven!”

Matthew burst into shocked giggles.

“He did not!”  He sounded so scandalized that Gilbert forgot what they had been talking about and beckoned Matthew closer.  He cupped his hand against his mouth and leaned in.  Matthew twisted towards him.

“Do you know what else Francis did until he was seven…?”

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Relationship w/ Baekhyun

When he first sees you:

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Becoming friends: 

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Realizing he likes you:

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Getting jealous over a friend: 

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Asking you out: 

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Holding hands: 

Originally posted by want-your-kisses

Kissing: 

Originally posted by hopelessromanticsparadise

Seeing you in the crowd of a concert: 

Originally posted by ky-ngsoo

Seeing you get hate: 

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After a fight: 

Originally posted by omgfishy

Making up: 

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