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Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Nineteen - Elf Tails

when we left off, ron was poisoned and almost died. lol happy birthday bro!!!!!!!!!

Hermione gave an almost inaudible sniff. She had been exceptionally quiet all day. Having hurtled, white-faced, up to Harry outside the hospital wing and demanded to know what had happened, she had taken almost no part in Harry and Ginny’s obsessive discussion about how Ron had been poisoned, but merely stood beside them, clench-jawed and frightened-looking, until at last they had been allowed in to see him.

if that aint love yall. seriously tho any romione haters can FIGHT ME

“Er-my-nee,” croaked Ron unexpectedly from between them.

i vividly remember reading this for the first time and SCREAMING FOR JOY. still kinda of squealing now tbh

- omg HAGRID feels like i havent seen you in ages bb :’( missed u

“Half our family does seem to owe you their lives, now I stop and think about it,” Mr. Weasley said in a constricted voice.

OMG STAHP im feeling way too many emotions im literally like 2 pages into the chapter jfc

“’S’no wonder Dumbledore’s angry with Sn-”
Hagrid stopped in his tracks, a familiar, guilty expression was visible of his face above his tangled black beard.

familiar. GOD I LOVE HAGRID

- FUCKING MCLAGGEN hes like ‘since ron almost DIED let me play in the next quidditch game’ and its like BRO HE ALMOST DIED can you at least wait until, idk THE NEXT DAY to ask??????? smh disrespectful 

Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy.

is this gay or what

“Is Hermione Granger still visiting him?” Lavender demanded suddenly.
“Yeah, i think so. Well, they’re friends, aren’t they?” said Harry uncomfortably.
“Friends, don’t make me laugh,” said Lavender scornfully. “She didn’t talk to him for weeks after he started going out with me! But I suppose she wants to make up with him now that he’s all interesting…”

BITCH BETTER STEP AWF dont be hating on romione, i said IM READY TO FIGHT

“Where’re you going?” Harry demanded.
“Yeah, I’m really going to tell you, because it’s your business, Potter,” sneered Malfoy. “You’d better hurry up, they’ll be waiting for ‘the Chosen Captain’ - ‘the Boy Who Scored’ - whatever they call you these days.”

1. lol did harry seriously think asking malfoy would work  2. dracos actually getting pretty good at insulting people like these were legit funny i lol’d

- also the blushing, sulky girls draco is with rn are actually crabbe and goyle right? if so that shits hilarious 

- FUCK YES to luna commentating the game

- no big deal harry just CRACKED HIS SKULL and is in the hospital wing now. fucking wizard world is wild yall

- KREACHER AND DOBBY AND PEEVES ARE HERE am i in heaven? 

Dobby sank his knobbly little fist into Kreacher’s mouth and knocked out half of his teeth.

holy fuck. who knew dobby was such a savage?

“Just stick to Malfoy like a couple of wart plasters.”

was this analogy really necessary harry? you couldnt think of ANYTHING else? nasty boi.

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I’d like that

Pairings:Severus Snape x Reader
Warnings: Really badly written lol
Word Count: 777
A/N:I had a dream that I met Severus (because apparently I’m an absolute loser with nothing else on my mind) and I thought I’d write it out as best as I can remember and make a little story out of it. Forgive me for the excessive and badly written dialogue and weirdly changing pov, I haven’t written in a while.


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“Hey, you’re Severus Snape, right?” I inquired, squatting in front of the already bothered Slytherin.

The pallid boy looked up slowly, wondering who the hell came to disturb him from delving into his worn out potions book.

“Yes.”

“Oh brilliant! I was wondering if you could help me with a potion I’m stuck on? I heard you were some sort of a genius when it comes to this sort of thing,” I gave an awkward laugh as he stared blankly at me.

“Fine,” he stated after a few moments of contemplative silence.

“Really? You mean it?”

“Yeah, whatever,” he rolled his eyes, looking back to his book.

“Oh thank you so much!” I plopped down next to him, rummaging through my bag, dumping handfuls of sheets on his lap, “You have no idea how much this means to me! I’m usually quite decent at potions but this one just has me completely baffled.”

He threw me a murderous look as he removed his book from underneath the masses of paper I had flung on top of it, before sighing in resignation and resentment, surely realising what he just agreed to.

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“…and that is why the Alihotsy Draught is so volatile.”

“Oh gosh, that makes so much sense! I don’t know why I never realised that before. Perhaps you should become a teacher, Professor Snape,” I joked, poking his side.

“I highly doubt that would ever happen,” he scoffed.

I stared at him in thought, smiling gently as he blushed at my intense gaze.

“What?” he huffed, obviously not familiar with such attention.

“Why were you sitting out here on your own?” I tilted by head, gazing up at him.

“I’m not sure if you can tell, but I’m not exactly popular.”

“Well neither am I, but I’m out here sitting with you aren’t I?” I shrugged with a smile.

“Well… I guess I’m not exactly friendly.”

“Who says that?”

“Everyone,” he harrumphed.

“Well obviously not everyone, because I think you’re wonderful!” I nudged his side, “Not many people would help out a chatterbox Hufflepuff in their spare time, now would they?”

“I guess not,” he mumbled.

“Where are all your friends?” I tried again, hoping the shy boy would open up.

“I don’t have any.”

“Surely you do. What about those Slytherins you hang around? Or that pretty Gryffindor, Lily? She’s lovely.”

He looked down, a shadow of resentment sweeping across his downcast face.

“The Slytherins aren’t my friends. They only talk to me because they think I might be useful in the future. And as for Lily… Well we aren’t friends any more.”

He didn’t know why he was telling the odd girl such private matters. Perhaps it was the shy but comforting smile she directed at him or the kind look that never faltered from her face. Or maybe it was just the fact that someone was actually giving him attention. He wasn’t sure, but he knew if he wasn’t careful, he could easily spill his darkest secrets to the gentle girl right there and then.

“Oh? Why not?”

“I said something horrible to her, something she’ll never forgive me for… I called her a mudblood. It was in the heat of the moment!” he added quickly as I gasped at his words, “those stupid marauders were taunting me and I… I guess I just lashed out.”

“Oh no, that’s awful! Did you explain to her what happened?”

“I tried but she wouldn’t listen to me.”

“Oh Severus… I’m so sorry,” I sighed, place a comforting hand on his shoulder, “I don’t mean to sound horrible, but is she really worth all this sorrow if she couldn’t even give you the chance to apologise?”

He gave me a sharp look as I shrugged my shoulders sheepishly at him.

“I personally think forgiveness is one of the most important things in life. We all make mistakes and if nobody could forgive, we would all be miserable.”

His face softened as my words sunk in, his shoulders drooping in defeat.

“I suppose.”

There was a lapse in conversation as the sullen boy considered the girl’s words.

I jumped to my knees in front of him, smile plastered across my face.

“Well, how about I be your friend?”

“You’d be friends… With me?”

“Well of course I would,” I laughed, placing my hands on his shoulders, “I know it wouldn’t be great for your reputation, being friends with a weird little Hufflepuff who doesn’t know when to shut up… but I would really like it if you were.”

Snape gazed at the girl like he was just seeing her for the first time.

“I… I’d like that.”

DRACO MALFOY AND THE QUESTION OF ENTITLEMENT by kattegatsun - T, WIP - Basically, Draco/Hermione is my all time OTP and I got pissed about people reinventing or ‘redeeming’ Draco, so there. He’s at least 99% canon and so is everyone else, even Ron, whom I hate.The WIzarding War has ended with the first Order of the Phoenix. Voldemort was defeated, Lily and James lived, and kids got to be kids. Which doesn’t mean they didn’t get their fair share of trouble and adventure. Draco was the one left on the outskirts though, and being Draco Malfoy, taking 'no’ for an answer just wasn’t an option.

I’m not even a slytherin but this made me laugh for half an hour// artist: @emilyscartoons

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Ron:</b> Why are you naked?<p/><b>Harry:</b> I don't have clothes.<p/><b>Ron:</b> *opens closet* You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Draco, socks...<p/></p><p/></p>

James Potter:
- Was a bully
- Jinxed people when he was bored and laughed at it
- Was totally okay with Remus being a werewolf
- Became an unregistered animagus so that his werewolf friend wouldn’t have to suffer through the full moon alone
- Realized within a few years what a douche he was to people
- Changed for the better
- Loved his wife and his son with all his heart and wanted only what was best for them
- Joined the Order of the Phoenix as soon as he left Hogwarts
- Faced Lord Voldemort without a wand, in hope of buying Lily and Harry time, knowing that he stood no chance of surviving

Severus Snape:
- Thought muggle-borns were inferior
- Called his only friend “mudblood”
- Became a Death Eater
- Told Voldemort about the prophecy, bc he was 100% okay with killing an infant
- When he got to know that it was Lily’s son, he asked Voldemort to spare HER, not caring how she would feel to have her son and husband killed
- Bullied Harry simply because he was James’ son
- Bullied Neville until he became the poor boy’s WORST FEAR (that same poor boy who witnessed his parents get tortured to insanity by Bellatrix, yet SNAPE was his worst fear.)
- Shamed Hermione for her teeth until she cried. And then she permanently changed them.
- Threatened to kill Trevor when Neville failed to do a potion
- Used his position of power as a teacher to make students’ lives miserable
- Told everyone Lupin was a werewolf, and intended to get him fired - Knew that Sirius didn’t tell Voldemort the Potters’ location (I could explain how but I can’t bother now) but still wanted him to get a dementor’s kiss bc of what happened when they were 16 - Helped Harry in the end

But sure, go ahead and tell me Snape was a better person than James.

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I dont want to study for my exams and I want to draw shitty memes

some notes:

  • Regulus is trying to be cooler than his brother.
  • Petunia would rather die than sit on the wizard’s sofa. 
  • Bellatrix is wearing red so you wont see the blood 
  • and Barty just don’t give a fuck.
Kissing Styles...

James Potter: Very… very eager, but trying really… really hard to restrain himself. Knows how to do fun things with his tongue… has had a lot of practice. All in all… he’s what people like to describe as “fun”… 8/10 

Sirius Black: Knows how to adapt. Can pretty much match anyone’s kissing style, but likes deep, intense kissing the most… Also likes biting and hickeys. As talented as he is pretty. Down for basically anything… An enjoyable experience all the way around. 11/10

Remus Lupin: Nervous. Starts off slow… then kisses like it’s the last time he’ll ever kiss someone because he always feels like it’s the last time anyone will ever want to kiss him… 6/10 when he’s nervous… 9/10 when he relaxes and let’s go. 

Peter Pettigrew: Sweats a lot… too much tongue… 4/10  

Lily Evans: Expert kisser, knows her shit… at least as far as technicalities go… but lacks spontaneity. Get’s flustered when she doesn’t see something coming like James’ tongue tricks… also gets distracted easily (”SHIT! That’s due tomorrow!”)… Overall, needs some work. 6.5/10

Frank Longbottom: Handles you like you’re made of glass… very gentle… very sweet… enjoys kissing the spot just beneath your ear. Hates biting because he’s worried he’ll hurt you. Often stops to stare or chat. Worships the ground you walk on… 8/10 for kissing… 20/10 for making you feel like a goddess. 

Alice Longbottom: Kinky as fuck. 9/10

Dorcas Meadowes: Kinkier than fuck. Kisses like she owns your ass. Also hella gay. 10/10

Marlene McKinnon: Also also hella gay… less kinky. Uses a lot of tongue… but does it right. 9/10 

Mary Macdonald: Mary sue to the max… every kiss is like a reenactment of “The Notebook”. Disney-esque. 7/10

Regulus Black: Untrusting. Tends to panic if things go too quick… or too slow… or not exactly how he planned it. Perfectionist… and a bit of a control freak… doesn’t really know how to adapt to other kissing styles. 4.5/10

Narcissa Malfoy: Reserved… until between the sheets, then she will eat you alive. Mother fucking queen. Savage. Always tops. 10/10

Lucius Malfoy: Fun to look at… Terrible kisser. -5 stars. Two thumbs way down… would not recommend…. 0/10……………. alright… 2/10 for being pretty… Also… submissive af.  

Bellatrix Lestrange: Will rip your goddam lip off. 0/10…. unless you’re into that.

Fenrir Greyback: Will rip your goddam head off. -54/10

Severus Snape: Ew. 

Severus: “Thought we were supposed to be friends? Best friends?”
Lily: “We are, Sev.” 

Honestly one of the most important scenes in the entire Harry Potter series is when nine-year-old Severus Snape uses magic to cause a tree branch to fall on Petunia. Even at nine he had no qualms about hurting people Lily loved. This really serves to underscore the idea that while Snape loved Lily, he was not truly invested in her happiness or well-being because he did not care about the people she loved. At age nine he didn’t care about hurting her sister and at age twenty he didn’t care about the imminent deaths of her husband and infant son. So I will always stand by my opinion that while Snape no doubt loved Lily, it was not a healthy love and he really never deserved to have it reciprocated.