snape and minerva

Snape Appreciation Month Day 21: Most Iconic Moment

The duel with Minerva McGonagall, only it wasn’t really a duel. At least, not on his part. It was a show. It was a series of explosions and intricate wand waving. It was deflecting and avoiding every spell Minerva shot his way while making it look like he was fighting viciously. It was making sure to not hurt her while getting rid of the Carrows in a single swoop and ensuring the safety of the students before he left for good. It was being a spy, an enemy, a friend, a guardian; a Slytherin.

Originally posted by severushalfbloodbrox

  • Ron: Why are you naked?
  • Harry: I don't have clothes.
  • Ron: *opens closet* You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Draco, socks...
  • McGonagall: So. Who broke the tea pot? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Hagrid: I did. I broke it.
  • McGonagall: No. No you didn't. Albus?
  • Dumbledore: Don't look at me. Look at Severus.
  • Snape: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Dumbledore: Oh that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Severus: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Dumbledore: Suspicious.
  • Snape: No it's not!
  • Sprout: If it matters, probably not, but Horace was the last one to use it.
  • Slughorn: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Sprout: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the tea cart earlier?
  • Slughorn: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Pomona!
  • Hagrid: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Minerva.
  • McGonagall: No! Who broke it?!
  • Snape: Minerva...Filius has been awfully quiet.
  • Flitwick: REALLY?!
  • [Everyone starts arguing]
  • McGonagall: [later] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.

One last time, we’ll teach ‘em how to say goodbye. You and I.”


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Gryffindor Headcanons

• petting every dog they see
• saying ‘yolo’ in a sarcastic way until it becomes a habit
• hurting someone by accident and laughing so hard about it that they forget to apologise
• ‘I’m not a drama queen I’m just….yeah okay I am’
• getting distracted easily when trying to do school work
• being great at giving speeches in front of the class and being very eloquent in other situations as well
• annoying friends on purpose
• throwing their dirty worn clothes on the floor after undressing
• loud singing under the shower
• being overly dramatic when they’ve caught a cold but pretending like nothing is wrong when they’ve broken several limbs, burned all their hair and nearly died because they ‘wanted to try something out’
• getting sun burned after falling asleep outside
• having too much coffee
• convincing friends doing something with them with the phrase 'Come on! It’ll be fun!’
• friends are family
• nothing is impossible and therefore everything must be tried
• being able to accomplish anything as soon as they’re excited about it

Hufflepuff Headcanons

Slytherin Headcanons

Ravenclaw Headcanons

The marauders everyone

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  • Draco: I'm going to start a to do list!
  • Pansy: Good for you.
  • Draco: And on the first place
  • Draco: Potter
  • Pansy: *screams*

I have this heartbreaking little head cannon that whenever someone casually brings up that Harry’s sons are named after two marauders, he just smiles proudly and says they were named after three.

People tend to look a tad confused, so he chuckles and pulls out a picture of his children. He points to the blue haired one in the middle, the other three children laughing along with the boy who they’ve never known as anything other than a brother. “That’s my son, Teddy Remus Lupin.”