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How much does Sans weigh?

Today my friend and I were discussing Undertale (i.e screaming over ships), and we noticed something. In most Soriel pictures, Toriel is carrying Snans. Now while this is extremely cute (scream worthy cute), it does raise some questions. Either Toriel is extremely buff, or Snans is really tiny. So, since I have no life and nothing better to do, I took it upon myself to answer this question.

How much does Sans weigh?

First, I factored in his height. I saw a post that said Snans was about 5 feet tall (I don’t remember where I saw it, but I’d be happy to credit it). According to this website,“http://www.timigustafson.com/2009/do-you-know-your-healthy-weight-range/” the average weight for a 5 foot man of large build (chubby Snans) is about 117 pounds. But Snans doesn’t weigh that much, cause he’s just a (smol) skeleton. Then, I read that skeletons is about 15% of your body weight. 117 x .15 = 17.55

Sans is 17 and a half pounds.

The nightmare of everyone on a genocide route, the only obstacle in the way of Flowey, the only thing capable of stopping a ruthless killer: 

Weighs 17 and a half pounds.

I don’t know about you, but that’s pretty darn impressive.

Twenty One Snilots: Snees (Snail Trees)

I snow snere you snand
Snilent in the snees
Snand that’s snere I am
Snilent in the snees.
Sny won’t you sneak
Snere I snappen to sne?
Snilent in the snees
Snanding snowardly.

I snan sneel your sneath.
I snan sneel my sneath.
I want to snow you.
I want to snee.
I want to snay snello.

Snello. Snello-snoh-sno. Snello.

Sna sna, sna sna sna snah sna sna

I snow snere you snand
Snilent in the snees
Snad that’s snere I am
Snilent in the snees.
Sny won’t you sneak
Snere I snappen to sne?
Snilent in the snees
Snanding snowardly.

I snan sneel your sneath.
I snan sneel my sneath.
I want to snow you.
I want to snee.
I want to snay snello.

Sna sna, sna sna sna snah sna sna

Snello, Snello.
Sna sna, sna sna sna snah sna sna
Snello, snello.

Snello, snello.