I’m imagining the epilouge but with Neville’s kid instead of Harry’s.
  • Sensibly Named Child:Dad, what if the hat puts me in Slytherin?
  • Neville:Then it means you really are a Slytherin. Do you have any idea how hard I begged to be a Hufflepuff? How hard I argued with the hat against Gryffindor? And you know what, it turns out the hat was right and I pulled the sword out of the hat and killed the snake. It's a magical hat and you're an eleven year old who thinks Axe works to attract girls. You know nothing, listen to the hat.

slytherin aesthetic; mermaid

“or perhaps in slytherin
you’ll make your real friends,
those cunning folks use any means
to achieve their ends.”

gryffindor || slytherin || hufflepuff || ravenclaw

[ m o r e . a e s t h e t i c s ] 

A Slytherin is someone who:

Is not gratuitously mean and treats most people with respect

Is extremely ambitious and self-reliant- often a perfectionist

Focuses upon their goals and is prepared to achieve them

Is charming and cares about the impression they give

Separates the idea of themselves from what they do

Can be subtle but can also be bold and assertive

Values intelligence as a tool for achieving goals

Doesn’t take risks for the sake of taking risks

Values loyalty but trusts only a select few

Analyses the cost/benefit of a situation

Is adaptable and thinks realistically

Loves positive attention and praise.

Marceline helped me out at work a few nights ago doing the christmas pictures. The reactions I get are substantially different when she’s in the hat. People don’t run but are curious and wonder how bad she can be if she tolerates hats.

She also got her picture taken no less than 20 times and the general consensus from those taking them was “no one is going to believe me unless I have a picture of this.”

My good girl.