snakes on a bike

Biker Gang AU

Stanley, I know you got a thing for Jimmy Snakes, but if you’d just take a moment to notice this other punk asshole, you could have a hot biker boyfriend who would actually treat you right.

This whole Jimmy Snakes thing has got me headcanoning so much gay love triangle trash. Help me.

Elijah closed his eyes for a second and slowed his breathing as he kept running along the concrete path. Ever since the basilisk, his usual running track in the woods was essentially off limits so he’d taken to running in the public park near his house. It was more crowded than he liked but he’d rather deal with kids on their bikes than a giant fire-breathing snake. He opened his eyes and saw he was mere seconds from colliding with someone. He pulled himself up, barely stopping with enough distance between them. “Sorry!” he said, breathing hard. “I wasn’t watching where I was going.”


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