snake lyfe

Never fear! Warm Snek Christmas edition is here!

And you can get him on tons of things like christmas cards, mugs, sweaters, etc on my Redbubble ;] HERE!

Merry Christmas to all and to all a cute snek <3

The signs as Johnny Jhonny quotes
  • Aries: "I punched a snake once."
  • Taurus: "Thug lyfe!"
  • Gemini: "I just seen some freaky sights yo!"
  • Cancer: "Thanks for keeping me people, bro."
  • Leo: "I'll pass a fist through your face."
  • Virgo: "I forget where I was going with this but the takeaway is your parents don't love each other."
  • Libra: "Well, well, well, well well well well well wellwellwellwellwellwellwell."
  • Scorpio: "All roads lead to Rome... But we ain't going to Rome."
  • Sagittarius: "On a scale of yes to no: yes."
  • Capricorn: "I just like to say drug because it disappoints society!"
  • Aquarius: "What the punch was that?"
  • Pisces: "Oh, this ain't blood. My Impakt Krimson Deluxe Hair Dye liquefies upon collision for easy post-tussle reapplication."