snake hole lounge


Tina: Oh my god, I’m so hungover. I’ve never been this hungover.
Graves: I feel great. I ran 5k this morning.
Tina: Really? 
Graves: No, I threw up in the shower. 

(Parks and Recreation; season 3, episode 13: The Fight) 


Gnarlak: Welcome to the world famous Blind Pig. The place the New York Post has called, “The sexiest, most dangerous club in town!”
Tina: That’s not what they wrote.
Gnarlak: Fine. I added the word sexiest. But, we’ve hired better security.

(Parks and Recreation; Season 2, Episode 23: The Masterplan) 

Season 3, Episode 13: The Fight
  • Percival: No offense, but maybe you think I'm going too fast with Credence 'cause you're going too slow with Newt!
  • Tina: No offense, but I'm going slow 'cause he's going back to London!
  • Percival: No offense, but maybe that's a little bit of an excuse for not acting on your feelings!
  • Tina: No offense, but I don't remember you being the Director of feelings!
  • Percival: Offense! That's rude! I'm gonna go dance. Credence, you're up!
  • Credence: Yay!
  • Newt: Hey, are you OK? I heard yelling.
  • Tina: Yeah, I'm very angry and I'm really drunk. Do you wanna dance with me? Go get me another snork juice.
  • Newt: Oh, that's maybe not the best idea for you.
  • Tina: Forget it! Abernathy!
  • Abernathy: [immediately appears] Yes, I'm here!
  • Tina: Dance up on me!
  • Abernathy: Yes, yes, yes!


Sadie totally reminded me.