PLS GIVE ME MORE SMWV SHENANIGANS
YESSS ALWAYS MORE OF MY TALL GAY VOLLEYBALL DAUGHTERS
some trivia about the individual girls:
- has an entire folder on her computer dedicated to pictures of cat paws
- owns so many fucking snap-backs, all of which have stupid shit like “dope” or “fuck” or “stop” printed on them.
- one year for her birthday, every single one of her friends got her a rainbow flag. she now has like 12 and sometimes she likes to use them for blankets. bailey always rolls her eyes because “kels, those are so fucking thin. they’re not blankets. youre being ridiculous” “let me be GAY BAILEY”
- would get along with kent parson. like, out of all the characters in the comic, she would probably click best with parse. him or lardo. the three of them could literally take over the world if they wanted to
- on that note, her and bailey would DEFINITELY be down for a threesome with lardo. they’ve told her this. it’s a thing.
- hates shopping only because she’s so impatient that if the first four things she tries on don’t look good she just. storms out.
- fave 1d member is louis
- uses old spice deodorant because it’s just BETTER than girl deodorant
- used to be a dancer, but she likes team sports better. she still knows how to move tho. bailey is v lucky.
- loves dogs more than she loves her parents
- her snapchat is truly a gift to all of her friends. she’s so gorgeous and she’s always postin selfies. her story is always like sooooo long but its worth it and no one ever skips it because she is an angel
- is really close with march and april, since she’s the same year as them and they were freshies together. the person she’s closest to is kelsey, obviously, but the three of them have a p unbreakable bond, and when kelsey is drunkenly running around shirtless at parties making all the cishets slightly uncomfortable, bailey is usualy chilling with march and april, leaning on march and shit talking people with april in a deadpan voice
- SHE PAN!!!
- collects sunglasses. she wears sunglasses inside and people would get on her about it except she’s literally so pretty and intimidating and she looks good no matter what so why would they do that the answer is they wouldn’t bc they don’t want t get punched in the face
- she has anxiety but in a VERY different way than jack. like at one point kelsey mentions to bitty that bailey has anxiety and bitty is like “??? she’s nothing like jack ????” and kelsey is like “shhh anxiety presents itself differently for different people”
- people assume she’s just very Cool and Intimidating, but literally after every interaction with other humans she turns to kelsey and is like “they hated me didn’t they” and kelsey is like “BABE no they loved you and thought you were cool and hot” and bailey is like “ok thank god”
- her anxiety attacks aren’t very physical, they’re mostly pretty dissociative and internal. kelsey and march are the only ones who are good at helping her through them
- hates doing laundry bc she has SO MANY FUCKIN CLOTHES
- her favorite thing in the world is putting her face rly close to fans and talking and doing the robot voice. kelsey gets fed up with this about .4 seconds into the summer.
- “kel-sey sher-man. i have come to steal your boo-ty. beep boop”
“why must you ru-in my fun. boop.”
“i love you. beep beep.”
“robots can’t love”
(gasp) “THIS ONE DOES”
- her fave ice cream flavor is rocky road
- has a tumblr. used to be a fandom blogger when she was in high school, but now she’s just kind of an aesthetic/funny shit/reblogs her friends’ selfies kinda blog.
- eats more ice cream than any person should. she’s also tiny. where does the ice cream go? how is she so in shape? what’s going on? she’s magic
- used to do ballet, and could probably still do most of the moves. she basically only quit bc she reached the age where, if she wanted to make a career out of it, she would have to start seriously working towards it and she was like “fuck that” so she decided to be a jock instead.
- on the topic of that: she does not fit in with Jock Girl aesthetic at all. she’s small and hates to smell bad and complains about practice a lot, but she loves her sport and she loves her girls so it’s fine.
- loves boybands so fucking much. refers to one direction as “her boys”.
- forgets that shes very small and tries to fight people all the time. especially if they’re mean to amanda. it’s fucking game over if you fuck with amanda
- SO MANY PET NAMES. all the girls call each other babe and sis, but sara is the one to break out all the “sweetie”s and “honey”s and “angel”s. she calls amanda “her b” so often. it’s ridiculous.
- her favorite animal is cats, and she has a ton of clothes with cat prints on them. she wants to own like 500 cats. she’s a mess.
- used to collect stuffed horses. she was a horse girl. no one knows this except for amanda because she doesn’t want to be shamed.
- only child
- tragically heterosexual. she wishes so badly that she could just date amanda and be done, but she loves boys too much.
- has broken every phone she’s ever had in less than a year. she’s a phone dropper. invest in a case, idiot.
- loves photography. she’s not good at it, but she tries really hard and has like 3000 followers on instagram so. it’s chill.
- loves scented candles and bath bombs and never shuts up about baths.
- THE HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF A PUPPY
- underestimates her own height a lot and bumps her head on shit all the fucking time
- gives the best hugs
- can draw!!! and paint!!!
- loves movies a lot and gets v invested in tv shows
- will not ever say no to giving people a piggyback ride
- one time she tried to give march a piggyback ride, but since march is also stupidly tall, it ended with both of them running into trees and making everyone else fear for their lives.
- both her and sara are theatre majors!! they talk about theatre ALL THE TIME!! also they’re both v v talented and tend to burst into song all the fucking time. it gets worse if they’re actually involved in a musical at the moment.
- the entire team knows all the lyrics to every song in hamilton simply bc amanda and sara won’t fucking stop
- her fave movie is the lion king
- she’s an alto (sara is a soprano, this is the only thing that causes them any problems in their friendship, but it also means they can sing all the fuckin harmonies like woah)
- loves markers and crayons. especially brand new packs.
- platonic kisses are something that she wholeheartedly believes in. amanda has a lot of love to give ok.
- giggly drunk
I was gonna write about jessie too, but jessie is basically piper’s baby so i’ll let her add on with jessie, march, april, and caitlin if she wants. (and mal and mol)