the friendship between dirk and kanaya is such an untapped market. imagine.
he knows his mother/daughter in law is into fashion, so as a peace offering he ironically makes her a plush dress with a dorito pattern. she thanks him through gritted teeth and enacts revenge by sewing all his smuppets tiny outfits. they end up spending rainy afternoons together, trading fabrics, working on their various projects, and talking about being gay
This is dedicated to Gemi, who early this month promised she’d stop me from getting back into Homestuck, and is now up until 2 AM discussing it in detail with me. She tried her best, and I accept full responsibility.