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prOmegler is prOnuss.

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You: my peepee is standing up. :( 

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

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You: hi.

You: before we begin this conversation, I would like to let you know

Stranger: know what

You: that i am currently hanging face-down, tied to my chandelier, and that I am minutes away from receiving a faceful of buckshot from this random muscled Arabic dude who broke into my house last night.

You: i now entrust you, loyal stranger, the duty to pass on my last testament to my last surviving relative, the Colonel Hash 'Brown’ McTrollenstein of the McTrolllenstein Family.

You: As a reward, I will then inform you about the whereabouts of my top secret porn-containing time-capsule which I then leave free for you to use however you deem necessary.

You: It begins now.

You: I, Stranger McTrollenstein of the McTrollenstein Family,

Stranger: are you f or m?

You: last in line and eldest son,

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