smuggle on dudes!

should you fight them: clone wars edition
  • anakin: if you value your life, do not fight anakin. he probably deserves it, but you might die, so i wouldn't recommend.
  • obi-wan: he's gone through enough shit, why do you even want to fight him? i guess if you really need to, just know that there's no way you will ever win, but he won't kill you unless you're an immediate threat. just don't hurt him, please, he does not deserve any more hardships.
  • ahsoka: why would you fight ahsoka? do you like beating up innocent padawan ladies who have never done you any wrong? plus, anakin will probably gut you.
  • rex: literally do not fight rex. he is completely innocent and has experienced too much sadness for one very short clone lifetime, please do not fight him. plus he will fuck you up, i mean have you seen this boy??? like anakin probably won't come after you but it's because he knows he doesn't need to.
  • barriss offee: please fight barriss. you know exactly why. just do it! fight her! she deserves to have her ass kicked immediately.
  • asajj ventress: she'll hand you your ass and probably kill you, but if you want to fight her, then i guess?? sure???
  • satine: DO NOT FIGHT SATINE. you will win, but at what cost? AT WHAT COST???? plus, obi-wan will kick your ass.
  • lux bonteri: he's a great politician, but he's also as useful in a fight as a tie-dye handbag, so you probably shouldn't fight him. i mean, you'd win, but it wouldn't be satisfying.
  • padme: she might seem weak and easy to defeat, but she's had like 10 assassination attempts and she's not even thirty yet, nor is she dead. do not fight her. PLUS, anakin would try to kill you if you even looked at her wrong, so like. there's that.
  • hondo ohnaka: you should probably fight him, but you also really don't want to get on his bad side, but he's also strangely likeable, despite being a literal kidnapping, thieving, smuggling pirate? i dunno, dude. i guess you can fight him, but you should be careful.
  • palpatine: i cannot stress how much you should fight palpatine. you'll probably die, but it will be worth it.

Look I love Marco but there is no denying that for 90% of the time he just serves such little purpose

and all he does is stand in the background pouting, speaking his sexy foreign accent, and occasionally joining in fight scenes only to be knocked down and saved by someone else

he is the 13th century Bond girl

The Lone Smuggler!

Sam Burgess Needs A Mask!

“Hi-Yo Smuggler! Away!”

One Brave Smuggler

Scott Turner Wings It In A Banana Hammock, As His Buddies Refuse To Smuggle!

Smuggle On, Dudes!

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Manly Budgy Smugglers!

The Sea Eagles (Many Manly Men At Least) Don Their Budgy Smugglers For A Recovery Session! Among The Smugglers Are Tom Symonds, Brenton Lawrence, Cheyse Blair, Matt Balin, And Daly Cherry Evans!

Sexy as Hell, Baby! 

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Chillaxin’

Alex Walker…There’s One Scrum-Half, Who Looks As If He’s Excited At The Prospect Of Flying First Class!

Cuddles and Phil MacKenzie Let Us Know That They Have Our Backs!

A Hot DareDevil Stokes The Fires Of Desire!

Nils Mordt Strips Down And Gets Excited Doing So!

The Boys Of Racing Metro Savor The Moment

Wales Bays At The Moon

Billy Slater Chillaxes!

And Don’t Forget To…

Smuggle On, Dudes!

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Random Hot Couple!

Nice Way To Pass A Sunday…Smuggling On The Beach, Toasting To Love, And Keeping Track Of Your Progress At The Gym.

All Sexy As Hell, Baby!

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Saturday Smuggler Does The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Drew Mitchell Tests The Shrinkage Factor For Charity!

Smuggle On, Dudes!

Budgy Bros

Korbin And Tariq Sims Smuggle On To Cryo Therapy.

Sexy As Hell, Baby!

instagram

Sun’s Out, Buns Out!

Smuggle On, Dudes!

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The Boys of Summer

A Collection Of Random And Not-So Random Hot Guys…

Sexy As Hell, Baby!

Monday Smugglers

Just Good Ol’ Boys

Wouldn’t Change If They Could

Fightin’ The System Like A True Modern Day Robin Hood

And In The Tradition Of The Tights-Wearing, Big-Hearted Bandit Of Sherwood, These Merry Men Match In Marble-Smugglin’ Briefs…

Smuggle On, Merry Men!

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Testosterone Thursday

Not The Greatest Fan Of Michael Phelps (Too Much Hype Around Him) Or Ryan Lochte (Not Much Of A Personality). But Nathan Adrian…

Whoa, Nellie! He Is…

 Sexy As Hell, Baby!

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Smuggling Saints

There May Be A Slight Chill In the Air, But The Sun’s Out, So The Saints Have Their Buns And Other Assorted Body Parts Out!

Smuggle On, Dudes!

Saturday Smugglers: Sun’s Out, Buns Out!

Well, It’s Glasgow, So The Sun Might Not Be Entirely Out!. Still, DTH van der Merwe, Adam Ashe, And Connor Braid Strut Their Stuff!

Smuggle On, Dudes!

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Sun’s Out, Buns And Guns Out!

Just Love Summer, Because I Get To See Guys Wearing So Much Less!

Woof, Baby!