• me, on a date: so, you went to prison. what's that like?
  • them: imagine prison is like a... imagine a grocery store, and imagine you're locked in that grocery store. but you can sell the food, basically, in the grocery store you can sell it because it's there and that's what it has to offer. you can sell the food so you can make money, and once you make enough money, you can leave the grocery store.
  • me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I'm sorry but I have to go