shaynetopp: You’re probably looking at this picture and thinking “Oh there’s a dude wearing a tiny sombrero”, but that’s not true at all. In fact, that is a full-sized, regular sombrero. How is this possible? Simple - my head is abnormally gigantic. When I was born, the doctor was like, “where’s his body? This is just a giant head.” People ask me why I work out, and the answer is that unless I maintain a certain amount of muscle mass, my skeleton would crumble beneath the massive weight of my monster noggin.