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How To Tell if the Signs Like You
  • Aries: They will make it so fucking obvious
  • Taurus: It kinda depends, they'll either be really sly and smooth, or shy as hell
  • Gemini: They'll talk to you a lot and ask you to hang out
  • Cancer: They'll try to get you to open up and be more caring
  • Leo: They'll straight up tell you, then play hard to get
  • Virgo: They'll be so shy around you and go out of their way to look cute and hope you notice.
  • Libra: You literally can't tell with Libras. They're actually kinda hard to tell.
  • Scorpio: They'll tell you then be like "hey wanna have sex?"
  • Sagittarius: They'll either open up to you a lot or be really closed off.
  • Capricorn: Capricorns will flirt with you non stop and go out of their way to talk to you, but they'll deny ever liking you.
  • Aquarius: They'll low key be super adorable and cute and ask you on a date.
  • Pisces: They will laugh and react to everything you say. It'll be pretty obvious.
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On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me

eight crows and kitties

seven ushiwakas(a) six foot tall russian, five volleyballs, four seijou darlings, three ugly sweaters, two stupid volleybirbs & the greatest brotp

Well here’s ur leather jackets @veryhappybirb I hope it satisfy you my dearX)!
Smooth Sans is super smooth, but I’m not the right one to talk, Im even more smooth then a stick.. Like this …uhm is anyone sort of interested To like maybe want to roleplay sansby with me?? Uhm then just make a chat with lil me…heh he. IM SO FUCKING SMOOTH!!!!! C:

yall wanna hear a gay story? it’s a good one.

ok so i went to my fave cupcake place bc i had points for two free cupcakes. hell yeah. so i get there and this CUTE AF woman comes out from the back and im SHOOK. so i play it cool and give her my order and she rings it up. i tell her my number (bc there are no membership cards, you just tell them ur phone number and voila). but the register wasn’t working properly so i had to keep repeating my number nbd but she was getting SO flustered it was ADORABLE. the final time i told her my number i added “and now that you have my number you should text me”

she texted me 5min ago.

smooth. as. hell.

Today at school I was siting by myself (I should also mention I was wearing a ghostbusters shirt, don’t worry this is an important part to the story) and these two guys walk up and one sits down beside me and says: “hey, my friend here, his house is haunted and it would be great if you could give him your number so you could go a bust some ghost.” And I just had to take a moment to realize what happened. But I ended up giving him my number because that was smooth as fuck.