smooth nutella

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BRUH!

1 net carb mock Nutella. Um. Yes? My only complaint is that it’s not as smooth as real Nutella. But damn, I’ll take it. It’s kind of a fudgey consistency, and I usually eat it plain with a spoon. Melt it a bit and it would be perfect on strawberries or whatever! I believe I got it on netrition.com if anyone’s wondering, but maybe it was Amazon. Good stuff right here! Make sure you get dark chocolate, not milk chocolate (I think it has more carbs). This is also a vegan/dairy-free product so yay.

Goodnight!

anonymous asked:

tell me to eat breakfast please i need to hear it

BREAKFAST IS THE FUCKING BEST LET ME TELL YOU WHY

you can fucking eat anything

FUCKING BREAKFAST BISCUITS. EGGS. BACON. BACON FOR BREAKFAST. TOMATO. MUSHROOM. HASH BROWN. ALL OF IT? YES IT’S A FRY UP. = BREAKFAST.

FANCY AN OMELETTE? GO FOR IT. IT’S BREAKFAST. WOULD U LIKE A YOGHURT??? YES. YES YOU DO IT’S A BREAKFAST THING. 

ALSO!!!! CEREAL. CHOCOLATE CEREAL. FOR BREAKFAST. SWEET, DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE. IN MILK. TOGETHER = CHOCOLATE MILK. 

and oh my god come on NUTELLA ON TOAST. FUCKING SWEET SMOOTH ASS NUTELLA ON WARM BREAD = BREAKFAST. inspiring.

and okay you like fruit??? EAT A BANANA. SO EASY. SO GOOD. FANCY AN APPLE? FUCK YEAH IT’S FOR BREAKFAST TOO. Peach? YES. Mango? U BET UR ASS YOU CAN EAT MANGO FOR BREAKFAST.

WANT A SMOOTHIE? YES. THAT IS BREAKFAST. TEA? BREAKFAST. COFFEE. YES. BAGEL? YES. SAUSAGE WRAP? YES. 

don’t like any of that? savory breakfast is a thing. savoury pancake. PANCAKE. FOR. BREAKFAST.

breakfast is fucking king/queen u need breakfast it is BEAUTIFUL.